HP: Too Late, System! I’m Already the DADA Professor

"No matter what wrong I do, I will be forgiven, simply because I am too beautiful!" "A magical princess's journey through a brand new world." "A Marvel universe blending numerous movies, TV shows, and games." ------ Warning: This story contains elements of satire and mockery directed at the U.S. government specifically and Western nations in general. Please exercise discretion before reading. This is another work by the same author as "Transformation in the DC World," which I am currently translating. It is a highly humorous story that seamlessly integrates plots from various other movies. While it remains grounded in the original Marvel Universe, the addition of these diverse film elements keeps the narrative fresh and engaging, preventing it from ever feeling boring. It is truly worth reading! ------ If you enjoy this translation, please consider supporting me here: [patreon.com/irisbenton] There are currently 90 advance chapters available. Thank you all so much!

A man gets reincarnated as Harry Potter, with a small Wizarding System that solely focuses on helping him be a better Wizard. Cover is obviously AI generated. I'm currently writing: I'm the Wizard, Harry Going the Whitebeard Route in Naruto Callan Stone and the Akashic Records Naruto and Records are now updating only when I have time to write another chapter after I write the two weekly chapters for my Harry Potter story. Which, given my track record, means very rarely. I am trying to keep about 5-10 chapters ahead on P*treon (/OgreSonCreates) so If you're willing, check me out there. There's also some patreon exclusive stories! Some original stories I'm writing: Monster With A System: A man is reborn as a small lizard in a fantasy world. He has the normal monster evolution system all monsters get, as well as a unique system for the sentient races. Hummingbird Cultivator: A woman is reincarnated as a hummingbird in a Xianxia world.

Kyle broke free. Sadly, punching the leader of a gang of thugs had consequences, and the leader's cronies would beat Kyle to death. But so what?! He didn't regret punching this guy even once! However, a powerful Magic Lady saved Kyle and then did something strange. She offered him a job. Apparently, he would have to go to a different world, a brutal realm where strength was the only law, and become its Overseer. A world where one person could fight thousands of people. A world where gigantic beasts broke mountains. And Kyle? He was just some random guy. He couldn't break mountains. Hell, he could barely fight a single guy, but what was he supposed to do? Reject the offer and get killed? Whether he liked it or not, he had to grow stronger, and while the beginning was tough, he actually found something he really enjoyed. His gigantic hammer. It was exhilarating when beasts exploded into chunks of flesh whenever he struck them. He loved turning boulders into rubble. With his hammer in hand, Kyle would forge a path of destruction through beast hordes and any ancient gods who dare stand in his way. And as his power grew, he became more and more involved in a war between two fundamentally different forces of nature. Join Kyle on his journey to become the Strongest Hammer God! -- Hammer starts at chapter 36 2 chapters every day. Join my Discord: https://discord.gg/EfePH46Aru

"Take me instead." Three words. Guinevere Lunaris trades herself and saves 300 lives. Tied. Gagged. Underestimated by a mile. They chain her to a tree in the snow. Mistake. While running for her life, she meets a stranger in the dark and tells him to hide so he isn’t killed. Twelve hours later, he walks into her father's hall wearing a crown. The man she just told to hide in a hole is Maddox Drakencrest, High King of Velkaris. Ruler of an entire continent. Maddox hears his dragon say ‘mate’ right away. But her wolf is silent. More and more Alpha Kings enter the hall. She catches the tail end of her father’s toast and chokes on her wine. "—leave here with a virgin bride." An auction for her hand turns into a full-out bidding war. Maddox wins. 750 million in gold, three dragon fleets, and an urn full of the bastard who chained her the day before. Every force in Velkaris is betting against a wolf on a dragon throne. The Elders say the queen must be a dragon rider, which is impossible for a woman without dragon blood. The king's half-brother agrees with them, but his solution is a civil war and taking the crown for himself. If his brother’s rebellion wins, Maddox dies and she belongs to him. If the elders win, she goes back to the father who sold her. Neither is happening. Her wolf calls Velkaris home. She's not giving it up. They expect Guinevere to behave like a good little wolf princess and play along with their political games. She says bet.

In a world where elite racers partner with intelligent Mecha Girls—AI-driven humanoid machines built to enhance driving performance—fame and glory are earned on the track. Fired and betrayed, racer Derek is left with nothing—until he meets XC-99, a Mecha Girl doomed for recycling. Flawed but blazing fast, she fears she’ll kill any pilot. Derek sees potential. Together, they’ll defy their fate and return to the track.

Existence has already ended once. By something that was not even "something" in any ordinary sense. Unseen, unfelt, and forever forgotten. But what comes after absolute nulity? Affirmation. Endless, reasonless affirmation. An overflowing plenitude that refuses silence. After recreating existence, the Plenitude Without Reason chose once more to participate. For participation is the only way to remain as something without becoming everything. From that Will, Anathasia was born. - Kyle. The person she stayed with through everything. The one who remained by her side as she moved through life... and everything beyond it. After college, they continue living together. Nothing really changes on the surface. But at the same time, things are changing. Not just on Earth, but across realities completely separate from the one they've always known. Old resentments begin to surface. Questions start forming. About meaning, about purpose... about what's left when power stops mattering. Now, somewhere between raising daughters and just trying to live normally, they find themselves dealing with things that don't really have simple answers. The consequences of actions taken eons before they even met. The weight of roles they were never meant to fully understand. And beyond even that, The existence of an Original Creator. The Author... trying to move on from controlling everything. How will the Supreme Being herself... and the one who stands beside her... deal with all of this? The mundane. And the things that go far beyond reality itself? [DISCLAIMER] This is a work of fiction set in a version of modern-day Earth. While real-world locations, historical events, cultures, and mythologies may be referenced, they are depicted in a fictionalized manner for storytelling purposes. All characters, interpretations, and narratives are products of my imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, beyond historical figures, is purely coincidental.

Everyone competes on the same court. Daiki Aomine: “The only one who can defeat me is Miyamoto Tokima.” Shintarō Midorima: “He’s the only man I’ve never been able to surpass.” Shōgo Haizaki: “I am the blade in Tokima’s hand.” Makoto Hanamiya: “The thing I regret most was clashing with Tokima. But that’s fine now. I’ve become the second blade in his hand.” Jason Silver: “Before Tokima’s animal instincts, I was nothing more than a helpless dragon.” Nash Gold Jr.: “The moment Tokima knocked me down, I knew— he would become my guiding light.” Yet as Miyamoto Tokima continues his games and his life, he slowly realizes something: He’s only making normal plays. So why does everyone keep turning everything into invincible skills?

In this new world, spiritual energy—called Qi of Creation—flows through all things: the wind, the mountains, even the dreams of mortals. From this boundless energy, countless beings seek transcendence through the ancient art of cultivation. Yet, not all paths lead to the same end. Some seek strength, others seek wisdom, and a few seek eternity.and some are pathless

Football × Midfield Artistry × Explosive Creativity × Devastating Skills × System Awakening Fearless and inspired, Leo Lin arrives at a struggling Liverpool at the exact moment the club desperately needs rebirth. The road to revival is brutal—but the young prodigy never backs down. Before long, Leo Lin rises above an entire generation of legends, becoming the most extraordinary midfielder of his era. Beckham: “Seventy-one percent of the Earth is water. The rest belongs to Leo Lin.” Matthäus: “I’ve never seen a midfielder this complete.” Gerrard: “Leo Lin’s long shots are pure art.” Lampard: “Every midfield scoring record I held was broken by him. He’s a true killer.” Maradona: “In terms of control and flair, Lin is even more dangerous than me.” Yaya Touré: “The strongest box-to-box midfielder? It’s Leo Lin.” That season, the fearless rookie steps into Liverpool’s engine room and restores the club to its former glory. From the moment he debuts, Leo Lin evolves into a heavy-artillery all-round midfielder—unlocking devastating long shots, relentless pressing, masterful control, and god-tier creativity. He can surge forward and tear defenses apart. He can drop back and defend like an octopus. Whenever Leo Lin dominates the pitch—attacking, defending, doing everything—fans can’t help but believe: Whoever gets Leo Lin, conquers the world.

Ryōsuke Hanyu has always had a strange obsession with volleyball. Ever since he first saw a match at five years old, that light ball—just 260 grams—struck his heart with the force of a thunderclap. From that moment on, he knew this was his sport. Now, after graduating middle school, Ryōsuke has transferred from Tokyo to the legendary Shiratorizawa Academy—home of powerhouse volleyball. But he didn’t realize Miyagi Prefecture was called the “death zone” of volleyball for a reason... With a sharp tongue, intense drive, and absolutely no clue how attractive he is, Ryōsuke is about to crash into a world full of top-tier players, overenthusiastic senpais, and high-stakes matches. He might be labeled a genius— But surviving Shiratorizawa will take more than talent.