Maiden Master's Take Out System

Once a talented and handsome j-pop idol, Kuzu roamed the cities banging every gorgeous female in sight despite having poor social interaction skills. His striking appearance saved him the trouble. "Please pick me! I've learned every sex position for you so give me a chance!" "Oh please, Kuzu wants a woman with the right curves like me, not some pitiful shrimp stick!" "Hmph, you truly are fresh toddlers. Aren't you aware that Kuzu admitted on a live interview that he takes special interest in motherly affection? I'm more worthy." Kuzu waved at his fans as he shuffled past them proudly in flashy robes, a lecherous smirk playing on his face. "One day I'll drown in all this unnecessary attention. Talking of attention, my hungry snake seems restless tonight. Can't wait for my special midnight appointment with the new gal!" Little did he know that she was his ticket to a living nightmare. "Am I finally in hell?" [Ring! The Take Out System has chosen you. A second chance at life has been granted as per the cries of your loyal fans.] "Hell yeah! When I get back, I'm gonna sue the living shit out of that midnight gal!" [You're new identity is Haruka.] "Huh? Didn't you say I'm getting a second chance?" [You have a war to wage. To become a Maiden Master, you must take out every obstacle in your way and dominate all females. Good luck, dear host.] "Stop ignoring me, you piece of crap!" Now reincarnated as a mere plain looking high schooler, Haruka is forced to satisfy his erotic desires through the one thing he's the worst at— social interaction. "Fuck you, Take Out System!" [I'm sorry. My gender is neutral, not female.] --- (R-18 vulgar content ahead. Read at your own risk. All fictional characters are 18 and above. Do not imitate any actions in this work for your own safety.) [Note] If you came here for a sensible plot, then don't waste your time anymore. This is a bizzare book that borders on insanity, for the ancient degenerate scholars that are hard of living (literally).