My bad luck so high, I accidentally started a marriage war
Inuzukasenpai
Inuzuka Kyotaru is a guy who doesn't just have bad luck—he has a universe that actively hates his guts. Between exploding alarm clocks and targeted bird strikes, he just wanted one thing: a normal confession to his beautiful childhood friend, uko Yoshino.
But after being "friend-zoned" into a different dimension by the neighborhood's resident Saint, Kyotaru’s life takes a turn from tragic to absurd. In a moment of misplaced heroism, he saves a silver-haired girl from a truck moving at the blistering speed of two miles per hour.
Enter Amilia Shindou-Ainsworth. She’s rich, she’s eccentric, and according to her family’s bizarre ancient tradition, Kyotaru is now her Eternal Consort.
Now, Kyotaru finds himself trapped in a localized war zone:
The Saintly Childhood Friend: Yuko, whose kindness hides a possessive streak wide enough to swallow a classroom, isn't ready to let her unlucky pet go.
The Traditional Heiress: Amilia, who has traded her fortress of bodyguards for Kyotaru’s guest room and a tactical obsession with destiny.
With one girl bringing high-explosive flares to friendship hangouts and the other claiming marital rights based on physics-defying accidents, Kyotaru’s only goal is to survive the semester.
In a world where love is a battlefield and the weapons are rocket launchers and traditional logic, can the world’s unluckiest boy find a moment of peace? Or will the Marriage War claim him before the next bread-van does?