Post-Apocalyptic hoarding: cracking sunflower seeds and drinking cola

Xia Yu, the Faded One: Who could possibly be more miserable than me? I transmigrated straight into elden ring Xia Yu, the Undead: “Oh…” Xia Yu, the Ashen One: “Oh…” Xia Yu of Ashina: “Oh…” NieR: Automata Xia Yu: “I got dropped into the apocalypse and didn’t even complain…” Resident Evil Xia Yu: “Yeah. Who isn’t living in one?” Cuisine Dungeon Xia Yu: “Wait… you’re all in apocalyptic settings too?” … Tomb Raider Xia Yu: “Thank goodness, I’ve got it much better. By the way—Lara is my wife.” The Witcher 3 Xia Yu: “+1. Ciri is my wife.” Final Fantasy VII Xia Yu: “+1. Tifa is my wife.” Devil May Cry Xia Yu: “+1… but I don’t have a wife.” Assassin’s Creed Xia Yu: “+1. Me neither.” … Meanwhile, Genshin Impact Xia Yu didn’t dare say a word and quietly went offline. Sinking into silence alongside him were Xia Yu the Leader, Xia Yu the Energetic One, Xia Yu the Commander, Xia Yu the Ranger, Xia Yu the Cultivator… and many more. This is a multiverse gaming chat group. There is only one member— and yet, not just one. Because we are all Xia Yu.

{WARNING: MATURE CONTENT 18+} (No NTR or Yuri) The world marches toward an unavoidable ending. A foul, unstoppable plague of corruption called the Scourge is devouring every corner of the world. A king, Ixion, once nobly fought against the vicious, untamed foes; however, the fruitless nature of the fight was that it could only end in one fashion — a pitiful loss. If that was the destined fate of the world, and his resistance would buy a year or two at most… Why spend the little time he has left in the depths of melancholy and grief?! Why not enjoy his life while the world crumbles?! So, Ixion decides to make a list of things he wants to do and accomplish before the world’s demise. A list full of his most devious, lecherous fantasies and desires, alongside a plot of revenge — revenge against the world that had forsaken him.

What would you do if you woke up in the Marvel Universe — with the power of Superman? Ethan Cole finds himself thrown into an alternate 1991 Marvel world with no memory of how he got there, but with one undeniable truth — he is something this world has never seen before. Faster than a speeding bullet, stronger than anything SHIELD has ever catalogued, and only getting more powerful by the day. But raw power is nothing without purpose. As Ethan carves his place into a world of mutants, heroes, and hidden dangers, he finds himself drawn into the lives of those around him — including the dangerously captivating Mystique and the untouchable Rogue, two women who will challenge him in ways no enemy ever could. This is a story of a man growing into something legendary — and everything that comes with it. The world doesn't know what's coming. Neither does he. Yet.

Transmigrated as the Saiyan Turles, he was originally destined to be a minor villain. However, everything changed when he awakened the "Attribute Collection System." By scavenging stats and drops from Goku and Vegeta on the battlefield, he rose from the Battle of Earth to dominate parallel universes including GT, Super, and AF. With the integration of multiple systems like "Deep Blue Stat Point Allocation" and "Per-Second Passive Growth," Turles eventually ascends to the rank of Grand Chrono-Official. Now standing far above the Grand Priests and King-tier deities, the so-called "God-Kings" of other planes are nothing but ants to be crushed at his whim.

After dying in a tragic accident, Lin Ye awakens in the body of a weak and despised outer disciple in a ruthless martial world. With no talent, no allies, and no future, his fate seems sealed—until a mysterious Blood Slaughter System activates, granting him power through killing. Every life he takes fuels his cultivation, allowing him to rise rapidly from a powerless nobody to a feared existence. But with each kill, his humanity slowly erodes, pulling him deeper into the demonic path. As Lin Ye climbs the brutal hierarchy of sects and cultivators, he crosses paths with Su Qingyue, a cold and gifted genius who becomes the only light in his darkening world. Torn between love and the intoxicating lure of absolute power, Lin Ye must decide— Will he remain human… or ascend as a Demon Sovereign feared by all under heaven?

The world didn't end with a bang, but with a 'Zero.' When the Giza Empire descended from the stars, they didn't just conquer Earth—they rewrote its physics. In their new world order, nature is a glitch, and magic is a currency reserved for the elite. Amani, the young "Lion of the South" from Arusha, was born with the power to command gravity. But in the eyes of the Giza, he is nothing more than an "unauthorized variable" to be deleted. To save his people, Amani must lead a ragtag pack of outcasts across the globe to retrieve the Four Fragments of the Prime Core—ancient artifacts capable of resetting reality itself. Japan: The Fragment of Will (Hidden in a sea of ink and samurai code). Germany: The Fragment of Mind (Locked inside a city of perpetual clockwork). Russia: The Fragment of Body (Guarded by a Tsar who cannot be broken). USA: The Fragment of Soul (Lost in a wasteland of illusions). Guided by the mysterious Darius—a man who knows too much about the enemy’s secrets—the Pack must level up their powers or be crushed by the Giza’s mechanical gods. But as the ice of Siberia melts and the iron gates of the world’s most dangerous Gulag slam shut, Amani realizes the most terrifying truth of all: The greatest threat isn't the Empire in front of him... it’s the shadow walking beside him.

Ropyr Woods has built her life on control, resilience, and reinvention. At twenty-eight, she’s no longer the heartbroken girl left behind in Honey Bell, South Carolina—she’s a thriving business owner with a reputation for strength and independence. Her relationship with Jeremy Lane is steady, safe, and everything her younger self once thought she needed to move on. With him, life is predictable. Manageable. Secure. Then Davis Lewis comes home. Once Honey Bell’s golden boy—and the boy who shattered her—Davis traded small-town love for the promise of a professional baseball career, leaving Ropyr to pick up the pieces alone. But when a career-ending injury forces him back into the very town he once couldn’t wait to escape, old memories don’t just resurface—they ignite. When Jeremy leaves town for a week to handle family matters in Colorado, Ropyr finds herself face-to-face with the past she never truly buried. Davis isn’t the same reckless dreamer who walked away years ago. He’s quieter now, haunted, carrying regrets he can’t outrun. And the chemistry between them? Still undeniable. Still dangerous. As long-buried truths begin to unravel, Ropyr is forced to confront the choices that shaped her life—and the lies she’s told herself to survive. Because love isn’t always loyal, lust isn’t always harmless, and the past has a way of rewriting everything you thought you knew. In a town where everyone knows your name—and your secrets—Ropyr must decide: hold on to the life she built… or risk everything for the love that once destroyed her.

All he did was make fun of the author for his terrible writing. How was he supposed to know that the author was a god and that he would be punished by getting transmigrated into the body of the most loathed character in the novel — the shitty side villain that was arrested for sexually harassing one of the female protagonists. "Fuck."

MAGIUM: THE ASHEN VEIL BOOK TWO. Update Schedule: Three New Chapters Daily. Beneath the surface of the world, something older than history breathes. Kaelen Vire does not search for purpose. He survives. He adapts. He moves forward. But blood has a way of circling back. In a subterranean Earth where magic is carved into bone and power is inherited through violence, ancient forces begin to shift. Creatures that should remain buried rise. Systems meant to maintain balance begin to fracture. And at the center of it all: The Ashen Veil. A cult that does not worship destruction. It prepares for it. Kaelen is not just caught in their path. He is part of what they are trying to awaken. This is not a beginning. It is a continuation buried so deep it was mistaken for an origin.

In the shadow of the green lantern, Karl tapped Voldemort's diary with a hook stained with evil despair. "Poor lonely ghost, you are mine, come out and play, how are we going to carry out this pleasant torture?" On the day when the owl delivered the Hogwarts admission letter, Karl was excited, but also glad that he did not choose "Harry Potter" when he copied books to make money. He was just one step away from biting into the special melon of Avada. After Professor McGonagall arrived, Carl discovered his talent (external plug-in): "Detect Minerva McGonagall, Animagus Transformation... Match Nidalee, Vastaya Xayah Transformation..." It is understandable that they can transform into a cat, but why did Professor Snape match Viego? "Forever lost my love! Defeat with a single glance!