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The Villain’s Audit: Negotiating with Protagonists for a Quiet Life

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Hansraj expected a quiet afterlife, but a stray cat had other plans. Now, he’s transmigrated into the body of the most hated man in the city: a "scum" business prodigy destined to be a stepping stone for the world's heroes. His situation is a total mess: The Wife: A Frost Empress who just regressed from the future to watch him rot. The System: A "Villain System" that threatens him with Heavenly Thunder if he doesn't act like a jerk. The World: A chaotic battleground where 50 different novel plots are happening simultaneously. But Hansraj isn't a puppet. Armed with a Plot System and the soul of a modern strategist, he strikes a 6-year contract with his murderous wife and takes a job as a teacher at the world's most elite academy. In a classroom where the "Real Young Master" is being bullied and the "Probability Guy" is gambling with fate, Hansraj is the only one who knows how every story ends. He doesn't want to save the world—he just wants to secure his retirement. "I don't care about your destiny. I care about the truth. Now, sit down—class is in session."
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How to Survive as an Uchiha

A man reborn, more interested in his next meal than clan politics, finds himself caught in a power play that could reshape Konoha. Uchiha Masashi has seen it all before - literally. With memories of his past lives and abilities that shouldn't be possible, he'd rather perfect his combat skills than deal with clan drama. But when the newly appointed Fourth Hokage shows up with a proposal to unleash the Uchiha's power beyond their traditional police role, even Masashi has to pay attention. The clan sees opportunity. The village sees profit. Masashi sees the threads of fate that once led to his clan's destruction starting to weave again. As the Uchiha rush to prove themselves "ten times better than the Hyūga," Masashi walks a fine line between duty and survival. He knows too much - about the Nine-Tails incident that could destroy his clan's reputation, about young Shisui's tragic destiny, about the wheels already in motion. The question is: will he bother trying to change any of it? After all, in a world where even the strongest must sometimes bend to fate, sometimes the smartest move is to grab some dango and watch it all unfold. ---------- ---------- I don't own Naruto. Kudos to Masashi Kishimoto. Warnings: - AU - politics - powerful MC - "harem" (2 girls) - MC is sometimes ruthless - shadow clones are not almighty - will be revealed slowly as the story progresses - MC from Earth (never said he isn't, read between lines!) Advance Chapters on p@treon: [email protected]/Malphegor If you'd like to support me but can't join P@treon, leaving comments or reviews is also helpful!
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