"We do not know her actual name, but while we were detaining her, we heard her repeatedly shouting that she just wanted to see her boyfriend. She even went so far as to claim that our research centre was holding him prisoner here against his will." The security guard replied, looking slightly awkward at the absurdity of the claim.
"We also explained to her that only legitimate researchers and authorised personnel work inside this facility. Absolutely nobody is being locked up here. Every scientist is free to leave whenever their shift ends." Another security guard quickly chimed in, eager to clear the facility's reputation.
