Ligma Balls was driving his new truck.
It was made of metal and had four wheels!
The pristine, metallic silver made the onlookers gasp in admiration.
"Damn, look at that truck!"
"Hey dude, nice fuckin' truck!"
"Oh my god, marry me!!"
"Nya!"
Truly a truck that ranked number one on the scale of sexiness.
Not to mention that it cost quite a lot!
Ligma Balls waved out of the window, one hand on the steering wheel.
However, as soon as he got to the lights, his smirk disappeared.
Because, in front of him appeared...
Some random fourteen year old NEET boy!
"Well, shit."
With a loud bang and a scream, the NEET boy had been run over.
But it turned out that the scream was not from the boy, but from Ligma Balls!
Just before impact, the boy had somersaulted a couple of feet into the air, into the window!
The window shattered, and Ligma Balls had some sort of piercing hole going through his forehead and out of the back of his head.
None of the passerby's noticed the huge bulge in the boy's shorts that seemed to be as sharp as a sharp steel sword.
Suspicious...
...
After Ligma Balls' vision went dark, Ligma Balls awoke hours later. Ligma Balls instantly realised something was amiss.
"I, Ligma Balls, am no longer human!"
Ligma Balls was truly not a human anymore. Ligma Balls was instead-
A Level 1 Elementary School Desk!
Somehow, all fives of his senses worked even without eyes, ears, blah, blah, blah.
He looked around to see a whole community of Desks.
His father, mother, brother, and his childhood friend who had a crush on him. As well as some other irrelevant Desks.
It was quite a closely-knit community. Even the President Desk lived nearby!
He was at the front of the classroom. He was the 'Teacher's Desk'!
Ligma then suddenly felt his name was trash.
"Ok, my name is Dusk now."
"Ok." Said his father, mother, brother, childhood friend, the irrelevant desks, and President Badeskobama.
"Thank you all for your love and support! <3" Dusk said, showing his love by sending a metaphorical heart through the air.
Suddenly, it was night time, and everybody went to sleep.
...
The next day, Dusk woke up. It was finally time to truly see how his Desk life would be.
"Hey, Dusk!"
"Oh! Hey, Chlamydia!"
Chlamydia was Dusk's best childhood friend. And his best friend overall. That's because she was his only friend.
"Soooo, the Lil'Turds are going to arrive soon!"
The Lil'Turds were the human kids in the class who sat on the Desks.
"Yeah, I'm excited!"
"Huh? Why tho? They always sit on you, you should be used to it?"
"Ah... eh... yeah actually I'm not excited."
"Oh, ok."
Elementary Desks were not the smartest of species.
Their average IQ is equal to the length of their penis and size of their boobs. Non-existent because IQ can't quantify the smartness of any species properly, Desk or Human.
Apart from Chlamydia, because she has double D-Cup boobs because she is the childhood friend.
Next, Dusk went to his mother and father and brother.
"Mother, father, brother!"
"Ok." They replied as they stared at him.
Yeah, actually, his whole family were braindead and the only word in their vocabulary was 'Ok.'
"Omg, you guys are hilarious!" Dusk said.
Then, he started a conversation with President Badeskobama.
"All hail the Desks! We are the ultimate lifeforms! Soon, we will destroy the Lil'Turds and the Overweight Behemoth to become the rulers of this world!"
President Badeskobama was an extremely intelligent idiot.
Btw, the Overweight Behemoth is the Teacher.
Dusk stared at President Badeskobama and flared his table legs.
"You're wrong."
"No!"
"Agree to disagree!"
"Ok."
Then, Dusk suddenly saw someone unknown walk up to him.
"Hello, my nam-"
"Shut up. Irrelevant."
Yes, it was an irrelevant character.
...
Suddenly, children!
"The Lil'Turds have arrived! Be silent!"
The classroom quieted down, the voices of the desks stopped.
"Heyeheueheueheieejejueheueh!"
The voices of the Lil'Turds begun.