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Chapter 671 - Chapter 669 Naming

Li Ang watched from the side as Chaichai first led the Brain Worms in reciting the Chai's Revelation and then improvised, creating some nonsensical content.

For example, the compassionate father of all creatures supposedly enjoyed burnt, greasy, high-salt, and high-sugar foods. He also preferred sweet, caffeinated soft drinks without alcohol.

Therefore, fried chicken and burgers were the flesh of the Lord of the Swamp, and a carbonated drink with ice was his blood. As the Swarm, most beloved by the compassionate father, they also needed to consume these two sacred foods every few days to commemorate the great father.

They couldn't just eat directly. First, they had to join hands and, led by the Swarm's Priest, sing a hymn titled "I Love Eating Braised Chicken Wings." Then, they performed a dance together—the dance drew inspiration from a KFC Mother's Day advertisement, which featured several muscular men, topless and showing off their bodies, quite bewitchingly.

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