"Have you heard? The principal was attacked by a group of thugs last night!"
"Huh? I heard it was because the principal's walking style was too cocky and got beaten up!"
"The Disaster Department has already started a crowdfunding campaign, saying they want to comfort the principal well. How much are you planning to donate? I plan to donate a 'well beaten' banner, anonymously."
"Count me in, add a line: 'Hahaha, never thought you'd have a day like this.'
"Do you guys really believe anonymity works? If the principal gets mad, you'll be cleaning the toilets!"
"I'm not afraid. If the principal gets mad, he'll surely go after those who attacked him, not us small fry."
