After 30 minutes i gave up on trying to find something that not even the cultist knows about so i went a few kilometres away and entered noita and i would be there until it was close to the gathering of cultists.
[Do you want to make a simple identity for noita?]
'just make it so that i live in a small hut close to the cave'
Upon opening my eyes i see that i am sitting on a rock grilling a piece of meat on a stick inside of a forest and a window popped up.
[Quest: absorb the sampo and kill the boss guarding it.
Reward/s: one skill from kolmisilmä (the boss)]
Teleporting on top of the tree i see that i am about 1km from the location where the game starts.
Teleporting on top of the mountain i see a witch in purple robes and three wands walking into the cave entrance.
With my stealth set i went and sneaked some way away from the witch to observe what she will do, i gathered that she was most likely the character you play as in noita.
After 5 minutes of walking down we finally saw a first monster which was a zombie that walked on all four and his mouth looked like the volatile has in dying light.
As soon as the zombie noticed minä it jumped at her from 15 meter at the speed of a decent car but minä took out one of her wands and aimed it at the zombie.
A laser that was as fast as a bullet came out of the wand and created a hole inside the zombies head which instantly collapsed to the ground.
After an hour of just following minä i decided to go on without her and explore this place.
After 30 minutes i came across a pedestal with a floating want on top of it, upon observing the wand i saw.
[Wand:
Stats:
Spell slots: (1/2)
Mana capacity: 300
Mana density: 5.0
Mp regen: 10/s
Spells: pinpoint of light (50-100mp) (2s cooldown) (proficiency lvl:30)]
While this was interesting i observed the pedestal if there was anything special about it.
[Pedestal (holy): a pedestal that was reinforced with holy energy of a god who died long ago used to imbue wands with power over a long period of time]
Punching it with 20% of my strenght i am surprised it only has cracks with my fist mark on it and some holy energy starts leaking out, well it was to be expected since a god reinforced it and gods usually are called gods for a reason.
Creating a mana barrier around the pedestal so that the holy energy won't disperse i start coating my fist in telekinetic energy before punching and shattering it on impact at which point all the holy energy explodes outward but is soon blocked by my barrier and doesn't expand any further.
Putting my finger inside the barrier i find out that it only hurts slightly which means that my weakness to holy energy is way less severe than light used to be, so with that i walk inside and see that my mana and ambient mana is being slowly purified most likely because of the purity of the holy energy.
Sitting down i meditate and make my mana purer for 1 hour because by that time all of the holy energy has been diluted due to me using it so now it would be as effective to purify my mana as if i was doing it in some random forest.
It was very effective since i got 2 mana purity stat.
After that i explored some more and after 5 hours i purified my mana with 4 more pedestals so i gained another 8 purity and 3 more wand which were underwhelming one had a short teleport bolt while the next one had a lightning bolt and the last one had a healing bolt.
Now i was just descending until i found a portal which lead into a temple and unlike in the game where you couldn't see the other side of the portal in real life i could see the other side.
Upon walking in i saw that the portal was only one way so i went forward and saw a room with 3 floating orbs.
After observing it i found out they were perks?
[Perk contract: by picking any of these 3 orbs the others will disappear and you will be bound to a god.]
Yea i don't want to be bound to any sort of god so i just looked at the room around me and waited at the exit for minä.
Only an hour later and i saw her walking and inspecting the perks at which point i let out a giant explosion which splattered her across the wall.
Why did i do it? Well mostly because i don't want to turn into gold along with all of this world if she managed to get to kolmi first.
After that 5 purple vortex's appeared and i heard in my mind 'the vessel has been slain by you'.
Out of the vortex's came out 4 regular sized skeletons without legs floating with a staff in their arms and out of the last portal came a buff looking skeleton without legs and an even larger staff but they did not attack instead the large one took out a piece of paper and i heard a voice come from all directions.
"Mortal, for killing our vessel we give you a choice. Either you sign this contract to kill kolmisilmä and destroy the sampo or you will be sent into hell for the rest of eternity. However if you do decide to take on this challenge and succeed you may take one of our artifacts and by destroying the sampo you will save the world, so choose wisely mortal".
Upon observing the contract i am quite surprised that there are no hidden deals because my observation skill says that what it says is true and my instincts are also telling me that there isn't anything wrong so i decide to take it and write my name with my blood.
Upon doing that i heard the voice say "wise choice".
Soon the skeletons disappeared and a new quest window pops up which was basically the same from earlier.
I can't really complain about this because i also got a new skill because of the contract.
[Contract defier (T:1): the stronger this skill the less you have to abide to a soul contract and the less severe the consequences for breaking said contract. 1/100 rare]
And a big plus of this skill is that it can't really be sensed by anyone as long as i follow the contract plus it also gains exp as long as a contract is active.
For the next few hours i just ran unnoticed by the creatures of this place to find more pedestals.
After purifying my mana with 20 pedestal which only raised my purity stat by 8 i was finally infront of a red portal and i also killed a lot of monsters which managed to bring me up to lvl 97.
It was quite easy killing all the monsters since my power is not at all proportional to me lvl.
Right now my power is probably enough to destroy a 3 story building with a giant ball of concentrated lightning. (His strongest attack could do a bit over 10 million damage which is a fk ton but in the vast multiverse its not much).
I walk into the red portal.
(End of chapter)
(A.n: i accidentally put enchanting twice into the status one as a skill and one as a proficiency so i took out the skill version sorry if you were confused)
[name: connor gray]
[Race: special vampiric shapeshifter 99%, adaptable fiend 1%]
[main class: tier 1: true gamer
lvl: 97/100 Exp 17.9%]
[Sub class: none(locked)]
[Jobs:
Archer 23/100
Actor 72/100
Thrower 22/100
Swordsman 47/100
Hunter 5/100
Brawler 20/100
Assassin 10/100
Miner 1/100
Thief 10/100
Merchant 6/100
Adventurer 1/100
Spearman 25/100
Axeman 25/100
Blunt weapons beginner 25/100
Scythe beginner 25/100
Lancer 25/100
Mage 89/100
Alchemist 43/100
Enchanter 51/100
Scholar 62/100
Gunner 10/100
Telekinesist 45/100
(2)Dungeoneer 1/100
Craftsman 10/100
Researcher 35/100
Necromancer 6/100
Summoner 14/100
]
[Hp: 15500/15500 (vit×10={x+A}•1)
regen: 162.3/s (vit:10={x+A}•2)]
[Mp: 15400/15400 (int×10={x+A}•1)
regen: 154.6/s (will:10={x+A}•1)]
[Sp: 15600/15600 (vit×10={x+A}•1)
regen: 155.4/s (vit:10={x+A}•2)]
[Status]
[Strength: 175]
[Vitality: 188]
[Agility: 175]
[perception: 165]
[Intelligence: 173]
[Will power: 186]
[Charisma: 130]
[Luck: 224]
[Free stats: 85]
[Evo points: 0]
[Adaptation focus: 0/1]
[Potential (unlocked): 0.003%]
[Mana stats:
Control: 88.5
Density: 27.4 (density=+power,-controllability)
Purity: 50.3 (purity=+controllability)
Formula for controllable mana:
{100×C} ÷ {1×D} × {1×P} = CM
Formula for cast time:
(1×mp) ÷ (10×C) ÷ A ÷ (1 OH)/(2 TH) + (fm) = CT
Formula for dmg:
(1×Mp) × (1×D) × (0.1×PrLvl) × A × (W/R) = dmg
]
[Magic affinities:
Fire: 5/100
materialisation: 79/100
Earth: 18/100
Water: 38/100
Air: 78/100
Ice: 15/100
Healing: 75/100
Illusion: 74/100
Electric: 91/100
Light: 55/100
Sound: 24/100
Shadow: 62/100
Enchanting: 93/100
Summoning: 37/100
Necromancy: 50/100
]
[Magic proficiency lvl:
(Tier=T)
{Fire magic (T:1): 67/100}
{Materialisation magic (T:1): 72/100}
{Earth magic (T:1): 74/100}
{Water magic (T:1): 73/100}
{Air magic (T:1): 87/100}
{Ice magic (T:1): 77/100}
{Healing magic (T:1): 67/100}
{Illusion magic (T:1): 82/100}
{Electric magic (T:2): 26/100}
{Light magic (T:1): 67/100}
{Sound magic (T:1): 81/100}
{Shadow magic (T:1): 53/100}
{Enchanting (T:2): 23/100}
{Summoning (T:1): 47/100}
{Necromancy (T:1): 22/100}
]
[Titles:
{reincarnatee: +5 to base luck.}
{The one who met a true god: your mind cannot be read or looked into by skills or items that read minds bellow the rarity of epic.}
{Monster massacre: +10% dmg to monsters.(1,243/10k)}
{humanoid killer (3): 15% more dmg to humanoids (10,693/100k)}
{Fast magus: any spell you cast is done 20% and 4.1 second faster}(1af 2 days remaining)
{vampire: weakness: holy, you're considered undead}
]
[Perks:
[Heat vision]: let's you see heat
[shadow runner]: you make 50% less noise when running or walking in the cover of shadows.
[snow trolls regeneration]: 2times hp and sp regen.
[Synthesis]: combine 2 or more skills, items, magics or perks into 1 (they have to have some similarities to synthesize)
[better magic]: any magic you do is 15% better
[Lier]: all your lies sound a little more convincing, heightened effect when telling half truths (lies sound 10-20% more convincing)
[Armour piercer(2)]: ignore 10% of armour when doing physical dmg
[All sponge(2): you ignore 10% dmg from all sources]
[perfect motor control]: when you move your body it moves perfectly how you tell it to move without any micro movement like shaking
[mana sense]: you can see and feel all types of mana around you my
[all speak]: you can talk with any sentient creature or object and you learn any written languages 10 times faster
[anaerobic]: you don't need oxygen to survive
[summoner]: the beings you summon have 10% higher stats
[Karmic sight]: you can see karmic values of creatures
[level shortcut]: you need 10% less exp to level up main class, sub class and job classes
[fleeing]: when fleeing enemies, you move 50% faster
[Painless]: you don't feel pain
[Life force sight]: you can see life force up to 100meters away
]
[Passive skills:
{Lesser MBS (mind, body, soul) adaptation: you adapt to things. rarity:super rare lvl:max}
{Unarmed combat(T:1): your unarmed attacks are 5% faster and do 5%more DMG per lvl. 43/100 common}
{Hiker(T:1): you move 1% faster per lvl when not in danger. 75/100 common}
{Archery(T:1): your aim with bows is 10% better and yo do same % more bow DMG per lvl. 20/100 common}
{Tracking(T:1):animal tracks become a little bit more easier to see and distinguish. 5/100 common}
{Acting(T:2): you act better (includes lying and pretending), your body language and your speech seem more pleasant. 21/100 uncommon}
{Throwing(T:1): throw things 5% more accurately and they do same % more DMG per lvl. 20/100 common}
{Sneak(T:2): you are less noticeable per lvl. 26/100 common}
{Mining(T:1): 5% faster mining speed per lvl. 10/100 common}
{swimming (T:1): you swim 1% faster per lvl. 30/100 common}
{stealing(T:2): you have an easier time stealing things be it pickpocketing or stealing from a house. 46/100 common}
{Mixed martial arts (30 arts) (T:2): better techniques with most types of melee combat be it unarmed or armed combat. 33/100 super rare}
[(Melee) jack of all trades(T:1): 5% faster attack speed and do same percentage more dmg per lvl while using a melee weapon. 72/100 rare]
{gaming mastery (10 games)(T:1): playing games is easier. This skill gives you small bonuses. 21/100 uncommon)
{trading(T:1): makes it easier to buy and sell things 17/100 common}
{math(T:2): doing math is easier for you. 68/100 common}
{fast reading(T:2): you read faster per lvl. 87/100 uncommon}
{lockpicking: you can unlock locks easier. 1/100 common}
{torture: you inflict 2% more pain to others per lvl. 80/100 common}
{fast learning(T:2): you learn things 200% faster and 2% faster per lvl. 21/100 rare}
{super instincts(T:1): most of your instincts get better per level. 72/100 rare}
{Contract defier (T:1): the stronger this skill the less you have to abide to a soul contract and the less severe the consequences for breaking said contract. 12/100 rare}
]
[Active skills:
{Game inventory: an infinite slot inventory. Lvl:max special}
{Game world: let's you choose to go into 1 game of 3 randomly selected games lvl:Max special}
{Blood sacrifice(T:2): -10.5HP/s, -10.5SP/s for +220 str +110 agi +110 per as long as active. 30/100 rare}
{Focused strike(T:2): your melee strike is 10 times stronger for 50sp. 50/100}
{Toughen body(T:2): your body hardens to that of mythril, uses 2.5sp/s. 50/100 uncommon}
{bloodlust(T:2): an aura reeking of death gushes from you, you can control this aura. 15/100 rare}
{informants eyes(T:2): gain information of items or people just by looking at them, you gain more information per lvl 34/100 rare+}
{mid range teleportation: teleport up to 382 meter from your location. cooldown 0.1 seconds. 23/100 rare}
{recycle: recycle things into their basic components. Cooldown:1min Lvl:max special}
{Meditation(T:2): while meditating you become calmer, you are much more concentrated and it is easier to fight off mental intrusions 25/100 rare}
{External mana manipulation(T:2): you can manipulate mana outside your body. Your control over external mana is decided by your mana control stat plus the level and tier of this skill. 62/100 uncommon}
{Alchemy(T:1): the act of making and strengthening potions. 82/100 uncommon}
{possession(T:1): hijack a creatures mind. When successful you can read the creatures mind. Unsuccessful possession will result in a big headache. 50/100 super rare}
{soul talent: item duplication: you can duplicate anything unless it is alive, dead/undead or has a conscience, this skill uses mana, duplication time is instant and only depends on if your mana reserves and regen. Lvl:max. legendary}
{Innate power: shapeshifting eater: you can shapeshift into the creatures you eat either partially or fully. This skill uses mana and stamina. Lvl:max epic}
{dominator's control(T:2): move things with your mind power and will. Uses mana. 33/100 rare}
{(Organ skill) Speed overdrive(T:2): +41.6% speed while active. 27/100 rare}
{research(T:1): you research faster per lvl. 82/100 common}
{crafting(T:1): the things you craft get a bit better per lvl and you can craft them faster. 27/100 common}
{ignore limiter(T:1): while active: x2.98 strength you normally can use but your body also slowly destroys itself. 98/100 rare}
{energic defense(T:2): infuse your body with mana to decrease damage done to you by energy attacks. Lowers all energic dmg by 1000. Costs 15.75mp/s. 37/100 rare}
{possessive disorientation(T:1):the person you are trying to possess will get highly disoriented making it easier to possess them. 48/100 rare}
{blood manipulation(T:2): you can manipulate your own and others blood. 15/100 rare}
{sword energy(T:1): you can use sword energy to do long ranged attacks or make your swords swing more damaging. Uses sp and/or hp. 23/100 rare}
{spell making (T:2): you have an easier time creating new spells and spell components. 13/100 Rare}
{suggestion(T:1): you can give creatures a suggestion to give them the feeling of wanting to do the things you want them to do. The stronger the creature the less likely it is for this skill to work. 42/100
]
[Resistance skills:
{temperature resistance(T:2): you are more resistant to lower and higher temperatures. 24/100 uncommon}
{electric resistance(T:2): resist higher electric voltages. 30/100}
{Curse resistance(T:2): curses cast upon you have a lower effect and disappear faster (at higher levels you are imune to weaker curses). 14/100 uncommon}
{poison resistance(T:1): resistance to poison, paralysis, venom and drugs. 43/100 common}
{Disease resistance(T:1): resistance to diseases and necrosis. 27/100 uncommon}
{Sealing resistance(T:2): it is harder to seal you or your power. 5/100 rare}
{deafness resistance(T:2): it is harder to make you deaf by natural and unnatural means. 5/100 rare}
{blindness resistance(T:2): it is harder to blind you by natural and unnatural means. 2/100 rare}
{acid resistance(T:1): it is harder to dissolve you in acid. 48/100 common}
{mutation resistance(T:2): it is harder to mutate your body unwillingly 47/100 rare}
{Mana syphoning resistance(T:2): it is harder to take mana away from you without your consent. 28/100 rare}
{Mind shelter: makes your mind sturdier. 22/100 Super rare}
{weakness (holy)(T:1): receive 1.60 times more holy dmg. 40/100 rarity: N/A}
]