Light: *staring into space,* what the fuck just happened???
Anjou: well, you lost, but why didn't you dodge or anything... why?
Light: Man, I don't remember seeing or feeling him hit me...
Kenshin: I think it was his eyes
Anjou: *yawn,* what do you mean?
Kenshin: because as soon as Light stared into his eyes, he was still as a statue
Mac: that would make sense, but wait didn't he appear in front of Katae and Kenshin, why weren't they affected?
Kenshin: my eyes wouldn't let me get affected, and it was probably the intent for Katae...
Mac: or maybe he was too inferior to be seen as a threat...
Katae: do you want to fight me, bitch?
Mac: Man, look at who you lost to, I know you don't want these problems...
Katae: try me then...
Mac: I wouldn't want to embarrass you, like that, but I don't back down from a challenge, so come at me pussy...
[Katae gets into a battle stance and Mac just stares at him with his arms crossed looking down at him as if a lion were going to step on an ant]
Mac: I want you to know that when you decide to strike, be prepared to die!!! *Starts exuding bloodlust*
Kenshin: alright man, we get it... now let's get down to round 3
Mel: question, if Izu is in round 3 who will hold up the barrier?
Onami: I got it since I'm not in the tournament
Rotoro: well, seems I have to go...
Karito: well, guess I'm taking over... alright, this is your handsome to-death host Karito...
Jester: and your maniacal co-host Jester *maniacal laughter*
Raijin: did he just call himself maniacal... on purpose?
Mel: let's not talk bout it...
Karito: alright for round 3 we have Kenshin and Mac vs Izunagi and Rotoro
Rotoro: before we fight, I want to get something off my chest...
[everyone is confused about what he is going to say]
Rotoro: who the fuck said I was 5'5 I'm 5'10
Mel: I mean your 5 something so we just went straight to the middle
Rotoro: the middle is 5'6
Raijin: does one inch really mean that much
Rotoro: it does, considering the kid over there is 5 feet!!!
Sasori: I'm not a kid, I'm 13 years old, and I still have room to grow...
Rotoro: kid, you barely started puberty, so I can still call you a kid
Sasori: wait, aren't you only 17 how come you are smoking
Rotoro: 1. There is no age limit upon smoking, 2. When you are as powerful as we are, few people can tell you to quit, 3 that has nothing to do with the height situation...
Anjou: *yawn,* you're the shortest in class outside the little kid, get over it...
Rotoro: not the point... I just want respect for my height no matter how small anyway let's start the match...
Karito: well, that was unnecessary...
Rotoro: shut up!!!
Karito: now then match 3 begins!!!!
Rotoro: gimme the giant...
Izunagi: he's all yours
Jester: and Rotoro rushes Mac...
Mac: I see you have come to test your luck...
Rotoro: I just felt like playing lumberjack today... also, I only agreed to these fights for the money...
Mac: what the fuck are you talking about?
Mel: is giving 20 billion to the winner
Mac: when the fuck did he say that
Mel: this nigga wasn't supposed to say anything that only applied to him
Katae: you're paying the winner 20 billion
Mel: no, but I checked his name and this man owns 30 different casinos in Universe 19
Kami: you mean the casino Universe?
Mel: yup, the one you can't lose at...
Karito: Rotoro throws his scythe at Mac
Mac: Fool, you expected to hit me with such a slow ass attack
as Rotoro rushes Mac in that instance and throws a series of point-blank punches at Mac, with every punch leaving shockwaves and causing the surrounding stars to shift places with every punch
Mac: wow, is that what you call a punch... let me show you how a real man throws a punch
Mac throws a punch, landing at Rotoro's stomach, that sends him flying into the air then he jumps and throws a hammer fist into Rotoro's back sending him crashing into planet Sadarine
Rotoro: *says as he rises from the crater in the arena*, so punches of that level won't affect you, I see
Mac: finally going to come at me like you mean it
Rotoro: sure!
As Mac summonses his Sais and Rotoro recalls his Scythe, the two rush at each other, exchanging hundreds of blows neither landing a blow on the other sparks flying all around them everyone watching in enjoyment each clash getting faster and more fierce to a point where you could start to see and feel ripples in reality form from the exchanges
Karito: they are really going at it, aren't they
Raijin: isn't he supposed to be commentating
Mel: he is probably as invested as we are
Onami: shhhh it's getting good
Jester: are we going to ignore the fact that Izunagi and Kenshin are just watching the fight themselves
Izunagi and Kenshin: shhhh watch the fight
the two continue to clash, both finally start to move from their spots and are now clashing all around planet Sadarine, but still staying within the space of the arena the clash just continues to get so fierce it alerts a certain someone...
Anjou: is the author bout to introduce a new character
Mel: shut up... I can smell it!!!!
Jey: smell what
Jester: stop him!!!!
Mel smiles menacingly pulls out his sword and jumps into space of universe 14 as he reaches a point in between the universe and spaces you hear and see sparks flying soon after Mel is sent back crashing into planet Sadarine with slashes all over but in the creator Mel is smiling with blood rushing down his face and the only thing he chooses to say is...
Mel: Finally!!
-Chapter 14 ends