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...Is there ever a day where people on here just, don't try to go on about their totally superior opinion and whine? From annoyances trying to parrot why they think the calculated the falna better than me.
To, 'Author you don't like Loki, why she so good! I've only seen two seasons of the anime, but she so good. You say you don't like her author. But I do. Change her, it's a fanfic!'
Shut the fuck up.
Seriously, how many times do I need to say it throughout these various stories. I do not care. I don't care you don't like second person pov's. I don't care you instinctively cry about netorare every time another guy interacts with a girl because you're innately born little cucks. I do not care that most of you are virgins that haven't showered in months, that cry about any woman not being a virgin themselves. I do not care about what you imagine in the place of the mc's look when you don't like my design for them. I do not care about your long haired, effeminate twink mc's. I do not care about your edgy need for Mc's to hide every little thing, never speak, and have about as much personality as a plank of wood. I don't care about you're crying over an mc splitting loot 50/50. I don't care if you think your fanon interpretation of something is better than mine. I do not care about your power scaling nonsense and you crying if I say Naruto characters are above One Piece or Fairy Tail Characters.
It's amazing how many things I do not care about, that I'm constantly bombarded with by whiny little self entitled shits on here. I do not care when you feel the need to tell me how much you dislike the story and are dropping it. This is not an airport, you do not need to announce your departure. You are not that special little girl.
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I will not lie.
There was quite the spring in my step the next morning as I left the small ruined church that worked as my current home behind.
It was early, albeit, not quite as early as I usually left the place behind. Granted, I had a late night last night.
Hestia had already left a half an hour ago or so. To go hit up Miach and Naaza and drag them along with her. Today was the day after all, when the first store belonging to the Hestia Familia would be opening up.
And she had to take them to go get measured for their uniforms, just like she did. Thankfully, there was a good tailors in the Tower of Babel that Hestia had learned made the uniforms for the Hephaestus Familia stores.
I'm getting Miach put in a dapper suit and both Hestia and Naaza in some maid uniforms. Sure, the Hephaestus familia already did that, but they used kind of ugly red ones.
Nah bro, I'm going the traditional black and lacey ones. Well, for Hestia at least. Naaza, I'm getting in a light blue.
Having them both have different colours of outfits, made them vary and made them both stand out more next to each other.
The pretty boy, gentle voiced god. The cute and busty, soft spoken dog girl, and of course, the gorgeous, supremely sexy twin tailed short stack goddess.
It was truly a great recipe of sex appeal. The only thing I was missing in that line up was a a shirtless guy rippling with muscle, and I can cover that myself…sometimes.
With those, and my massive variety of products, the Hestia Familia will rake in the cash just from that store alone never mind all the other plans I have.
I couldn't help but laugh gleefully.
"Muahahahahahahahahahaha!" my laughter echoed throughout the street as I walked.
At my side, the tiny form of Lili equipped with ever so cute dog ears and a fluffy little dog tail gave me a dry look, "Mr. Caelan….you really do sound like a villain when you laugh like that." she pointed out.
"I did tell you I was one after all." I shrugged and pointed out with a grin.
"Yes…but I didn't think you meant so literally," Lili sighed, "Or in such a cliche manner. Lili grew up around villainous trash, so I can say for certain that none of them laugh like that."
"You just answered your own question," I replied, "Trash. They were trash. Not me, I'm more like the final boss the hero of the story doesn't even realise is the true villain until they defeat the strongest monster in the setting and think they can live happily ever after, only for me to swoop in, steal that monsters power, add it to my own and become unstoppable, kill the hero, steal his women and rule the world."
Now that is a bed time story I'll tell to my kids one day.
"…Lili never heard of any story about villains like that…ever, and there are a lot of fairy tales and epics about heroes." she replied after a moment of just staring at me, flabbergasted.
I snorted, and shook my head, "Ah Lili, so pretty, so cute, so logical, and did I mention pretty and cute?" I teased her with a wink, making a show of giving her a look over, since right now, she wasn't wearing her cloak or carrying her massive supporter bag, she was just in her casual clothing, belly baring top, unbuttoned skirt and all, "History is written by the winners and of course they'll never tell everyone they were the villain."
"Lili thinks you are taking that a bit too literally, I have heard that quote before, I'm not a dumbass," Lili retorted, though that didn't stop her cheeks from blazing red and looking away from my gaze, "Where are we going anyway? I was too caught up in my shock at you going out and killing the Goliath like a crazy person to remember."
Yeah…shock might have been an understatement, when she heard I went and killed the Goliath as a level one and decided to level, all while she was sleeping.
Well, shock was a bit of an understatement, she kind of shut down and had to reboot to factory settings.
Killing the Goliath as a level one, was just that massive of an accomplishment apparently. I wish the fight lived up to such a hyped achievement though.
Even now I'm still disappointed at such a lame ass fight from what was supposed to be a boss monster. the only thing that improved my mood last night was giving Ais a bunch of stuff to say to her familia if they asked what took her so long, or to use as an excuse for coming to meet me.
Think you can mock Bestia, huh Loki? You're not dealing with your average Bell Cranel here, but the true blue final villain.
And I don't play fair.
Reaching over I pet Lili's head and ruffled her hair, grin widening in amusement at my own thoughts, "We're heading to Dian Cecht's main pharmacy."
"Stop that," Lili protested at my treatment of her with a pout, but didn't pull away, which was telling enough, "The one that's full of incredibly expensive stuff like elixirs?"
"That's the one," I confirmed with a nod, "I'm looking to see if I can take care of something and hopefully set up a business trade with them."
"I see." Lili hummed, and said nothing more.