So in just a few short months, Tennyson was harassed by a horde of obsessive fans, with people tailing him 24/7.
The most ridiculous part was that back then the University of Cambridge still had public baths, and Tennyson tried to sneak in for a late-night wash at 3 a.m.
But when he got to the bathhouse—
Damn, more than a hundred completely naked dudes were staring at him with glowing eyes...
So, left with no choice, Tennyson went to see Prince Albert.
Saying that his prestigious appointment had just become "a pain in the ass," so they'd better find someone else, and then he left reciting English poetry.
Then, the third Professor of Moral Sciences, Will Cook, was also hilariously out of line; the students brainwashed him and dragged him up to the Scottish border to duel soldiers—can you believe it?
So Xu Yun had always suspected that the Defense Against the Dark Arts professors from Harry Potter were inspired by the Moral Sciences department...
