Another day, another arc for Don't Mind Tyler, He's Just Doing His Business! I wonder what this chapter has in store for us... Wait a minute, I'm the author. Duh, I ain't spoiling, you just have to keep reading I guess. Well, I guess I could tease a bit. We're going full furry in this one so sit tight, relax and enjoy the show!
After the events from the last chapter, Tyler was a bit hysterical coming to school. He is hella worried as to where the notebook went.
"Well I'll be damned".
As he approaches the classroom, he saw two of his classmates, Albert and Alex, who were part of the conspiracy too, were guarding the doors. Tyler was wondering what's the buzz today so he asked one of em.
"Hey what's going on here, what's up with the security?" Tyler asked.
"Adam-sensei's orders" Alex explained.
"He had us inspecting the bags of us in this class for security purposes" Albert explained.
"Right..." Tyler said.
"What's up with you though, why so cautious?" a suspicious Alex asked.
"Unless you're hiding something from us, Tyler" Albert said in a confronting manner.
"Not really, you can check my bag if it eases you fellas. I ain't got nothing there... maybe a couple of banana peels I forgot to throw away" a confident Tyler said, knowing he doesn't currently possess the notebook they were after.
Alex inspected Tyler's bag. After being cleared, he gave Tyler the nod as our monke lad enters the classroom. Tyler was observing Alex from his seat as he remembered something.
"Alex huh... If I remember correctly, he's the one who's into furry shit and wants to have sex with an animal" Tyler whispered to himself.
The school day has ended with Tyler learning nothing as usual. As he's packing his things, Alex passed by in front of him.
"I'm bored" Tyler said.
Tyler decided that he's gonna follow Alex on his way home.
Tyler was tailing as Alex made multiple stops. First is a local pet store. Tyler was just silently observing. Alex brought some dog food from the counter.
"Hmm he owns a dog I see" Tyler said.
Well, maybe. Much to Tyler's surprise the dog food wasn't for Alex's supposed pet. It was for him. Alex began munching the dog food down like he's eating some chips.
"What the fu-".
Next stop is a zoo. Alex was looking at different wild animals with a drool on his face. Tyler could barely react to this as something is occupying his mind currently.
"This place seems familiar but I don't know why. I feel like I've been here before like maybe an arc ago... I don't know, nothing's ringing" Tyler said.
Last stop is the ocean park. Alex brought a semi realistic fish toy from the counter.
"I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish" Alex exclaimed to himself.
"Ayo" Tyler reacted.
Alex finally arrived at his home. Tyler sneakily entered it as well. There he saw in his huge backyard a collection of different type of animals. It's like a mini zoo with species Tyler was not even familiar nor did not know even existed.
"Wait is that a dodo bird? I thought it's already extinct?" Tyler was surprised.
Nevermind that as Tyler was continuously observing Alex still. Alex moved this large box to the center.
"Finally, I've been waiting for this and it has finally arrived" Alex said to himself.
The box looks like it was just freshly delivered and not yet opened. Well, not anymore as Alex carefully took off the lid. As soon as he opened it, a large animal arose.
"Is that what I think it is?" Tyler asked. Yes Tyler to answer your question my boy, it is what you think it is. It was a large polar bear straight from the north pole.
"A fine addition to my collection. I've never owned an enormous carnivore before. Come here lad, come to papa!" Alex said.
It's so convenient for Alex to express his thoughts out loud noh? Well it doesn't matter as even though he tried approaching the beast calmly like he did to all of the animals there, the Polar Bear went amok.
"Look out!" Tyler shouted.
Of course it was bound to happen, for Pete's sake that's a wild animal! What do you think's gonna happen, huh? Dumbass Alex. Sorry bout that my dear readers- oh come on. Alex was actually enjoying it while being attacked by the Polar Bear. Luckily, Tyler jumped in to help.
"Tyler, what are you doing here?" Alex asked.
"I was bored and stalked you- I mean, I'm here to save your ass" Tyler said.
"Save? Everything's fine dude, we're just getting to know each other" Alex explained.
"I don't think eating the legs of someone you just met will leave a good impression, me thinks" Tyler said.
"Oh shit, you right. Aye stop! Stop!" Alex realized what's happening began shouting.
Alex evaded the next attack which could've been fatal. The duo was thinking of strategies to get them out of this mess.
"I thought I'll be able to tame him immediately, it worked out for the other animals. Turns out, it was the opposite" Alex explained.
"No shit, do polar bears shit in the woods?" Tyler sarcastically said.
"I mean..." Alex replied.
"Wait... You mean to tell me, they actually do?" a surprised Tyler said while having existential crisis.
In an act of desperation, Tyler thought of something risky but could get them out of this dangerous situation.
"Hey Polar Bear, I challenge you to a fight!" Tyler said out loud.
"..." the Polar Bear agreed.
Tyler and the Polar Bear began playing Tekken. Tyler was so goated that he swept his opponent in the five games they played.
"I BEAT YOU!" Tyler shouted at the wild animal.
Humbled, the Polar Bear promised to never attack anyone again as his code of honor and honoring the result of the fight.
Tyler and Alex went to the living room afterwards. Alex was thankful of Tyler for saving them from the situation earlier.
"Would you like some tea, Tyler?" Alex offered.
"Gimme Banana Milkshake instead if you have those" Tyler replied.
"Well, luckily for you there's still some banana leftover from the Ape Party we had last week. I'll make you some" Alex said.
"Great, thanks" Tyler said.
Tyler was observing the room around him. He noticed it was filled with different variety of animal furniture.
"You do really like animals huh" Tyler made a remark.
"Oh yeah? How did you know..." Alex replied. He was nervous as he doesn't want Tyler to know about his fetish.
"Hey, can I use your bathroom?" Tyler asked.
"Uh yeah sure. It's over the hall just go left, the first door" Alex instructed.
"Ayt" Tyler headed there as Alex is still making the milkshake.
Tyler was done using the restroom and was heading back to the living room when he noticed one of the rooms next by was open. He got a bit curious as he enters it. It was Alex's bedroom. Tyler was shocked by what he saw. The room is filled with explicit R-rated posters of furry characters and full on furry hentai.
"Tyler? Your milkshake is ready" Alex called out.
It has been five minutes but Tyler hasn't returned yet. Alex went to the comfort room to check on him but he wasn't there.
"Where did he go?" Alex asked to himself..
Alex noticed that his bedroom which was the next room, was open. He took a quick glimpse and saw Tyler was standing there.
"Oh shit" Alex panicked, said.
Alex grabbed one of the nearby elephant tusk and was ready to stab Tyler.
"I'm sorry Tyler but no one must know of thy secret. Because I owe you one, I'm gonna make this quick and painless" Alex whispered to himself.
Before even Alex could continue with his murderous intent, he stopped immediately. He was taken aback from what he just heard.
"This is nice" Tyler said, although he already knew of Alex's fetish.
Alex entered the room confused.
"What?" Alex asked.
"Oh hey, sorry this room was unlocked I was just curious. I didn't touched anything, I swear" Tyler explained.
"What did you say?" Alex asked again.
"Oh, I mean this is nice. I see you got a niche hobby, keep it up buddy" Tyler explained.
"Dude..." Alex was left speechless. For once, he wasn't being judged by his fetish. Tyler's words gave him comfort he never knew he needed.
"Hey, is the banana milkshake done by the way?" Tyler asked while salivating.
"Oh yeah, right. It's in the kitchen" Alex said.
It was time for Tyler to bid farewell. Before he goes, Alex went to talk to him first.
"Hey thanks again for saving us earlier, I owe you one" Alex said.
"Don't mention it" Tyler said.
"About earlier in my room, not a word comes out alright?" Alex asked.
"Ayt bet. Hey, I'll tell you one of my secrets too just to even out. Don't tell anyone this but I'm addicted to bananas" Tyler shared.
"Tyler, I'm not sure if that counts as a secret. Everyone and their mamas already knew that" Alex explained.
"Oh... damn. Anywho, I'm out. See you at school tomorrow" Tyler said as he leaves.
As Tyler was leaving, Alex was observing him and had an idea all of a sudden.
"Tyler huh... I guess I could invite you to that".