As I cut my biological fathers head off, I thought back to how this all started when I died in my last life.
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It was just like any other day I woke up trying not to think about how Screwed the human race is due to pollution, global warming, etc.
Reluctantly getting out of bed and walking to the closet, I started getting out my clothes for the day.
After changing into my clothes for the day, I exited my room and started walking downstairs.
"Hey $$#%$# are you headed to school?"
"Yeah, what's for breakfast, Aurora?"
"Oh, you know, just some crapes to celebrate the school year starting."
Saying "awesome" with a beaming smile, I sat down at the table me as Aurora finished setting the table, putting the crapes between us and our plates with silverware in front of us.
Immediately digging in, I find the crepes to be smooth but not too smooth, thin, but not too thin. After taking a bite out of a crape, I put wipped creme strawberries and some sugar on the crepe to sweeting it and make it more filling.
Soon, I finished eating and got up to leave while saying, "Bye Aurora, see you after school." and waving a quick goodbye while grabbing my backpack that on a hangar by the door.
As I was leaving, I heard Aruroa say "bye have a great time at school." As I closed the door
On the sidewalk, now walking to my bus stop, I pull out my phone and start reading the chapter from Naruto: Goddes of Ice, quickly finishing it before reaching a cross walk and pulling my head up to look both ways and then continue walking.
I soon got bored of the harmony that footsteps made as I walked, and I pulled up a novel that I had been putting off to read Epic of Caterpillar.
As I continued walking, I got zoned into the novel and didn't realize that I had just reached a crosswalk, only realizing in the middle of the road that I was on chapter 1500 which didn't make sense but I remember every peice of information that I read up to chapter 1500 like how kirena found that dungeon by [spoiler] and how she found [spoiler.]
Not realizing I stopped in the middle of the road, I closed my eyes and put my hand under my chin to try to figure out how my reading speed increased so much.
Just as I almost reached my answer, I felt my body get crushed by something.
Well not crushed, Rammed, and how am I still thinking coherently even through my body is probably flying through the air at increasing speed.
Then the pain arrived.
Hot swearing pain that stabbed at my consciousness with hot searing stings and stabs and slashes I started to be able to feel every millimeter of body as I realized my elbows were shattered the majority of my skin has been ripped off my face and half of my body my lugs stomach and entrails were barely hanging in my body.
'And yet I know all this I still am able to think calmly. is it because I know I'm going to die? Well, obviously, but that not how my story should end. I have too much to live for, and I haven't found a way to bring my cat back to life, nor have I learned martial arts. I could've been so many things, but road kill 100% not on my list.'
With that realization #*#$$###* yelled out not in pain but in anger for the pitiful death he was being given but also sadness as he realized those he was leaving behind would be tormented by the fact of his death and loss of his life.
With that final cry, he grew silent.
The EMS and doctors all tried to bring him back to life to save the innocent teenager from losing his future, but it was futile as without a soul no body can be alive even if it is in a coma.
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Opening my eyes I blinked a little as I saw what I can only describe as a man sitting in a recliner.
"Well hello there young soul." The man in the recliner said in a grandfatherly voice.
Trying to touch my face I flinched as it felt like I was both touching and not touching it.
"I-I-I…. I died." I said my hands trembled as I gripped them together.
"It is indeed a terrible way to go. If you want I could erase the memories of your death for you." The man in the recliner said in perhaps the kindest voice I had ever heard.
Breathing deeply for a time before answering. "Um.. can I ask to keep my memories." The man in the recliner nodded with a warm smile before once again leaning back in his recliner. 'Huh I didn't even notice him lean forwards.'
"Well how about we get to the monkey business at hand then, huh?" The man in the recliner said while putting his arms behind his head and the place we were at shifted to a beach and The man in the recliner gained sunglasses.
"So I am prepared to offer you three wishes for a new life in exchange, I want a promise from you." The man in the recliner wearing sunglasses said as seagull landed on his face.
Gulping, I ask "and what sort of promise do you want?" He smiled before saying "Try to be kind, that's all." My brain seemed to short circuit for a moment before I said "Sure I promise." and nothing else happened no earth shattering lighting no feeling bonds on my soul nothing.
"Is that it?" I asked trepidation in my heart.
The man in the recliner with sunglasses on simply smiled a kind smile and waited for me to tell him what I wished for in my next life.
"Um okay, Okay can I make my wish big?"
*THE man in the recliner nodded*
"Can I reincarnate as Klaus's twin brother from TVD as a Tribrid of Dragon, Werewolf, and Vampire and only have my memories of my first life return if I get turned into a Vampire?."
*The man in the recliner with SUNglasses nodded.*
"Can my Cat reincarnate and be immortal in this new world?"
*the MAN seemed to ponder before saying* "Your cat will be reborn if you are turned into a vampire and will live until your life functions are gone and you can no longer revive. However, it will be up to you to find your cat."
Nodding my thanks I continue "Um that's all I really need. Do you have any suggestions?." I asked
The man paused for a moment before he memed "Wait your serious."
"hahahah"
"hehaheh"
We laughed for a bit and I stopped laughing once the sky seemed to start shaking and glitching out as I S]\\\\';./';][
Suddenly I was back and I only remembered the sky start glitching and then my memories being wiped.
"The fuck was that dude." I asked, very confused.
"Apologise no one has ever asked me that before and I have been doing this for a while and then my control lapsed a bit and you saw some shit only meant for {-!--0-9–3-*--} type beings and above you don't need to worry about it. I already fixed it."
"Um okay so your suggestion?" The man smiled and said "You will probably find out later have a good life, Friend."