"Ayyy~ let me tell you, the Capital City is enormous! If you just use your own two feet, you could walk for days and nights and still not see it all!
"Do you know how wide the roads are there? Let me tell you, more than twenty carriages can ride side-by-side with room to spare!
"And the girls in the brothels, TSK, TSK, TSK... never mind their looks, just hearing one of them call out to you is enough to make your bones turn to jelly.
"Man, forget about the people in the Capital City eating like it's New Year's every day—even the dogs on the street get to eat meat!"
Under the large tree at the head of Niuxin Village, Dog Wa sat proudly on a big rock with his rice bowl in hand, boasting colorfully to the other naive tenant farmers about his recent experiences in the Capital City.
