He's truly dumb,
Is he dumb?
...
"I went up that mountain and saw the Taoist priests in the monastery were torturing a cat. I thought the cat's cries were pitiful, so I took my axe and killed everyone in the monastery.
Then, I saw the injured cat was in great pain too, so I killed the cat as well.
I went to the basin and saw a woman being buried alive. I thought being buried alive wasn't good, it was too deep, so I thought it should only be half-buried, it looks better that way.
I dug the woman out, and the group of people who buried her found me. They all wanted to kill me, so I killed all those bandits.
The woman said she was willing to be an ox or a horse in her next life to repay me,
I said okay,
so I sent her to her next life."
Bland, monotonous, dull, and emotionless recounting,
continued slowly;
Zheng Fan slowly opened his eyes,
and saw Fanli sitting at the lower seat,
realized he was still in the principal chair.
