A man is forced to clean up after a god’s colossal mistake… by getting thrown into a world where mysterious portals are spawning every kind of dere girl imaginable.

Yandere? Check.
Tsundere? Of course.
Kuudere? Obviously.
Dandere? Yup.
Even the weird ones nobody talks about? Oh, you better believe it.

And guess what? They all want him.

 "Wait... how the hell do you expect me to survive that?!"
Noysd glared at me.



Me: "Your problem."
I casually brushed my shoulder.



"Hey, just—don’t put my mom and sister in the yandere section, alright?"
Noysd looked dead serious.



Me: "...Sure."
I whispered, "Not."



 "I heard that!"
Noysd shouted.



 Me: "Like I care!"
I shouted back.



 "Just give me a break already! If it were just yanderes, fine—but do you know how many deres exist?!"
Noysd was practically foaming at this point.



Me: "Let’s see... dandere, tsundere, kuudere, deredere... etcetera etcetera."



 "You know what? Screw it. Hit me with your worst, Author!"
He looked me dead in the eye.





Welcome, unlucky reader.
This is a chaotic mess of a novel written when I feel like it.
I don’t own most of the characters—just the originals (there will be a lot).
So grab some bleach for your eyes, throw away your logic, and enjoy this disasterpiece.

Chapter 38 - happy news years