"Pah! And here I thought you fell in love with me instantly."
He chuckled. "Does it make a difference? Isn't love at first sight essentially just wanting to jump someone the moment you see them? For example, when a man sees a beautiful woman, deep down he's thinking, 'I really want to do *that* with you.' But you can't just say that, right? If you did, you'd get a slap across the face. So, maybe after enough slaps, men wised up. Over the long course of history, 'I want to sleep with you' slowly evolved into 'I love you.' The only thing that slightly distinguishes humans from animals is that we've given ourselves an extra pair of pants to cover our shame. But essentially, it's exactly the same."
Yan Xixi broke out in a sweat. This scoundrel, just listen to his bullshit.
