North America / Kingdom of Yorkania (Crownlands of Manhattan): November 2nd, 1517.
(Morgan's POV)
"Y…your majesty. What are you doing." Asked percival stutteringly as he watched a maid set up a table in front of a very breathtaking and tall. Deep rich dark brown skin woman sitting on a throne.
I rolled my eyes and said calmly while picking up a glass off whiskey off the table and taking a sip from it "I'm having breakfast. What dose it look like."
The grand hall was silent. The nobles wide eyed and some angry.
"Ahem…your majesty. If I may be so bold and blunt." Said percival stutteringly with a sigh as glanced at the house of lord members behind him who nodded in approval.
I waved my right hand at the maids that had finished preparing the table and said calmly as sat the glass of whiskey back down onto the table "You may not."
Percival had a astounded look on his face and sighed while bowing and saying "As you wish your majesty."
"Ah. Your smarter than I had Initially thought" I thought as male servants entered the hall in a straight line and started putting food onto the table and leaving.
The ton had uncomfortable looks on their faces.
"Now then. Shall we begin, what is happening in this shithole kingdom." I asked calmly while grabbing a fork and stabbing the scrambled egg on a plate and put it by a surprised maids mouth.
The maid beads of sweat dripping down her face from her forehead and said stutteringly "Y…your majesty."
"Eat it." I said calmly as I moved the fork closer to it.
The ton had a flabbergasted look on their faces.
"Yes." Said the maid reluctantly as she took a bite of the scrambled egg.
I watched as the maid chewed and asked calmly with squinted eyes "Is it good."
"Y…yes your majesty. It's delicious." Said the maid stutteringly as she nodded her head quickly.
The ton had confused looks on their faces.
*Tak* *Tak* *Tak*
"Finger licking good. Do you taste anything slightly off " I asked again calmly as I tapped my finger on the table slowly.
"Good. No poison, piss or dookies in my food" I thought while shooing the maid to run along with my right hand.
The maid didn't move a Inch. Her face nervous.
I looked back at the maid and asked calmly "Are you deaf. Do you need Immediate medical attention, if not please do be a dear and fuck off."
The maid was silent. The grand hall tense as the ton couldn't utter a word.
*THUMP*
The maid fell to her knees and screamed loudly and stutteringly "Y…YOUR MAJESTY. MAY I HAVE THE PLATE OF SCRAMBLED EGGS PLEASE."
The grand hall was absolutely silent. A visible audible gasp being heard.
"Are you and the rest of the castle servants hungry." I asked calmly as I stared down at the maid trembling on the floor.
The maid was silent for a moment. Her eyes visibly catching the ugly looks on the face of the ton and said with her fists clenched "Yes your majesty. Me and the rest of the servants wanted to conf…"
"Quiet. Your dismissed." I said calmly with a sigh as wave of my right hand. Not at all do I Intend to be a food bank. Especially to a entire shithole kingdom.
The maid and ton had a shocked look on their faces.
"B…but your majesty." Said the maid with a astonished and angry look on her face.
I stared down at the angry and astonished look on the maid's face and said calmly "If I give you a plate of scrambled eggs. You will brag to the rest of the staff about the queen mother giving you food and they will end up wanting some to and you could also get bullied by me just showing you a tiny dot of kindness or affection."
The grand hall was silent.
"Yes your majesty." Said the maid with a sad sigh as she got up, curtsied and left the grand hall hurriedly with her head bowed.
*Boom*
A short white chubby nobleman stepped up and said with a smirk while rubbing his mustache "Your majesty. This is poor r…"
"Why are the servants starving chancellor wood pecker." I asked calmly as I grabbed a fork and stabbed another scrambled egg.
*BAK*
Percival adjusted his throat and stepped up while brushing past the long mustache man who clicked his teeth and said calmly with a bow "This is what I was going to Inform your majesty about. The royal treas…"
*BOOOM*
"MOTHER. WHY DID YOU BETROTHED ME TO HAVE ME TO A RUSSIAN PRINCESS." Said a 5'0, overweight white man screaming at the top of his lungs as he came into the grand hall in a luxerious attire with a bearded double chinned face, dark brown eyes and short dark brown greying hair. 1 shorter man and 2 ugly twin looking women following him into the grand hall as he strode in hurriedly towards me.
I rolled my eyes as I sat the fork back down onto the table and asked calmly "What is the matter gareth."
"WHY DID YOU BETROTHED ME TO HAVE ME TO A RUSSIAN PRINCESS. I AM A MAN THAT IS EXTREMELY BUSY." Asked gareth loudly with a extremely angry look on his ugly face as he stopped in front of the steps leading up to the throne.
I had a resting bitch face as I leaned sideways on the throne and said calmly "By business do you mean fornicating with your mistresses or do you mean producing more bastards for me to Ignore."
"My word mother. Their are Impressionable ladies present." Said the even shorter man of my 4 step children. It being a white man with a fat diamond shaped face, shaven head, dark brown eyes and a 3'11 chubby body in a luxerious attire.
I looked around and completely Ignored my ladies in waiting behind me and said calmly with a confused look on ky face "Impressionable. Gawain trust me, no sexual Innuendo makes a Impression upon your sisters."
The grand hall was absolutely silent.
"I wish it did. That they might get Ideas to marry and start fornicating." I said calmly and suddenly with a resting bitch face from out of nowhere.
"MOTHER." Said two twin looking middle aged women Immediately and loudly in sync Immediately. It being two white women with long curly light brown hair, dark brown eyes, a fat square shaped face and a round humpty dumpty built 5'0 body in a luxerious attire. Their names being enid and elaine.
"Perhaps then I might have legitimate grand babies. Instead, virgins to the left of me and whores to the right." I said calmly as I gestured with my left hand.
Elaine stepped up and said confidently with her chest out "I bealive I am a married wom..."
"Yes, and where are your babies. You have made zero heirs to the throne" I said calmly with wide eyes as I leaned foward slightly.
The confidend look on elaine's face vanished Instantly as she said "I am trying."
I stood up from the throne and walked around the table and saw calmly as I leaned down slightly with squinted eyes "Are you. When, dearest I have explained everything to you. I drew you pictures, you are doing and making sure he is putting it in the right place."
"Mother." Said enid with a embarrassed look on her face as she glanced at a couple of the chuckling ton.
"THE ONLY HEIR TO THE THRONE IS DEAD." I said calmly and loudly as my low english, french blended voice projected loudly into the grand hall.
The grand hall went silent Immediately as the chuckling abruptly stopped.
"Hick." Said the sound of a woman crying being heard out of nowhere from behind me.
I looked directly at one of my ladies in waiting, it being a beautiful young woman and said with a sigh as I went over to her a patted her back stiffly and blinked stiffly more than 5 times "Sorrows, sorrows, prayers."
"I am stating facts. The princesses have no babies and the princes have had a record number of babies, Illegitimate whore babies. WE HAD ONE HEIR. ONE ROYAL AND HE IS GONE." I said calmly and loudly as I slowly walked back over to the throne and sat back on it and slouched sideways.
"HICK." Said the sound the woman crying loudly being heard out of nowhere from behind me again.
"SORROWS, PRAYERS." I said calmly and loudly with a Irritated sigh.
I sighed and turned my head back to my step children and said calmly "Children this is a crisis. I've heard from the chancellor a week ago on the topic. Worser that it is even being spread in newspaper companies and their talking about it. Which means everyone will be talking about it."
Gareth sighed and said with a shrug "Mother I think you're being a bit zealous. Perhaps the royal treas…"
"NO. It is time to find husbands. It is time to trade in mistresses for spectacle wives, get started and one of you better have produced the next ruler of the kingdom of yorkania or your fathers line dies with him. MAKE ME A RIYAL BABY" I said calmly and loudly. Gareth going silent Immediately.
"MOTHER YOU CANT BE SERIOUS." Said gareth loudly with a pleading look on his face.
"WHY DO I HAVE TO MARRY." Said enid loudly with a Irritated look on her face.
"I'VE BEEN TRYING." Said elaine loudly with a angry look on her face.
I rolled my eyes and said calmly as I raised my voice slightly "IT IS NOT A DIFFICULT TASK. Your father has made 22 children. 4 of you royal and 18 Illegitimate all by himself, I cannot see why the whole lot of you cannot make just 1. Dismissed."
The grand hall went silent. The ton had wide eyes.
Suddenly enid pulled out a hanker chief and said loudly and nervously "LOOK WHAT I DID MOTHER."
"Enid finished the bedspread and it is an exact match for the real one at kew in england." Said elaine with her head raised upwards proudly. Quickly catching on to enid's plan.
I was silent for a moment with my eyes closed and asked calmly as I rubbed my throbbing forehead with my left hand "Why are you shrieking. Can you marry a dollhouse. Can you embroider me an heir."
"N…no." Said enid stutteringly as she put the handkerchief behind her back.
I opened my eyes and said as I look at her for a moment and said calmly and very directly "Then shush."
"B…but mother…" Said elaine in a pleading like voice. Her face desperate.
"Yes, I know. You are old. Your wombs are likely dry and useless. One spinster and other to lame to make a move. You 4 can leave me now but you could try. Style yourselves, a man or woman could wonder onto the grounds and compliment how ugly you 4 are. A lost hunter or something." I said calmly in a very dreamy like way as both of my hands spreaded apart from each other slowly.
Elaine had a surprised look on her face and asked "Could I marry a lost hunter."
"Oh course not. You are not a milkmaid. You four are dismissed." I said calmly with a wave of my right hand.
The four of them started leaving with their heads bowed. Complaining about how I'm not their actual mother.
*Boom*
I looked back at percival and said calmly as I picked up my fork and started digging into my breakfast "Now then. Shall we continue court."
"Yes, your majesty." Said percival calmly as he stepped up and bowed.
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THE END…