Chapter 478 Information about The Pill
Long Aotian's patience with Zhao Ritian finally reached its limit.
The key was Zhao Ritian's mouth was too cheap.
Zhao Ritian himself looked down on Long Aotian from the bottom of his heart.
This person was upright!
Although Long Aotian was highly skilled, his kung fu strong, and his true qi tyrannical enough.
But if your character is bad, I look down on you!
This was Zhao Ritian's uprightness.
Huo Wendong wanted to escape, but was grabbed by Lu Chengwen: "Wendong."
"Chengwen, you... don't stop me, let me go, I was beaten by two women..."
Lu Chengwen said: "Wendong, you are from the Huo family. Previously colluding with some Tianwang (Sky Net) trash was already too much, now you're sinking deeper and deeper. If you continue like this, even your old dad can't protect you."
"I know, while they're fighting, let me go."
Lu Chengwen glanced at the already awakened Bang Daomang.
Said to Huo Wendong: "Hope you conduct yourself well."
Huo Wendong and Bang Daomang stumbled away.
Lu Chengwen held Luo Shiyin's hand: "Shiyin, are you okay?"
"I'm fine, Langjun, are you okay?"
"I'm fine too."
Zhuge Xiaohua was almost dying of anger on the side: "Of course he's fine! He didn't even move! Only moved his lips! You should be concerned about our Young Master!"
Luo Shiyin looked at Zhuge Xiaohua: "Xiaohua, this is sister's first love, it's inevitable to be a bit invested! You're also a girl, you understand."
Zhuge Xiaohua stomped her foot, looked back: "No good, those two started again, completely lost their heads. With this kind of fighting, people like us at Shangsimen can't even get close."
Lu Chengwen nodded: "Hot pot then. Let's go back to my place, eat hot pot."
Zhuge Xiaohua's eyes widened: "Then what about those two?"
Lu Chengwen said: "This isn't some life-or-death duel, no one will die. Once they're both injured, they'll behave."
Zhuge Xiaohua was so angry: "You... you..."
...
Lu Chengwen got into the car. Just as he started it, the passenger door opened, and Ming Disha squeezed in.
"Damn!"
"You still 'damn'!" Ming Disha said: "Hurry up and drive, have something to tell you."
Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth, started the car.
The four beauties squeezed together in the back, all very surprised.
Ming Disha looked back: "Aiyo, girl Meishao, long time no see!"
Qi Meishao blushed: "Shishugong (Grand Martial Uncle)."
Lu Chengwen grimaced: "Not long since last parting! If you have something to say, say it, then quickly scram after you're done."
"Ai you this kid, how can you talk to Shishu like this? Forgotten how good I was to you?"
"I thank your eighteen generations of ancestors!" Lu Chengwen slapped the steering wheel pa pa: "The peaceful era I painstakingly managed, all messed up by your meddling! Now Dashixiong wants to kill me again, thank you, from now on I'll live that life of licking blood from knife edges, no sense of security at all!"
"No, look at girl Meishao, isn't she beautiful? Isn't she hot?!"
"What does it have to do with you?" Lu Chengwen was exasperated: "Let me tell you, my abilities are limited. One Long Aotian almost killed me before. Now there's Zhao Ritian, Tianwang behind Huo Wendong, and you this scourge! I can't take it anymore! I can't monkey around anymore! The plot's development trajectory is too damn outrageous, don't you understand!?"
Ming Disha was completely confused, asked Qi Meishao: "Is this kid always this crazy? I don't understand anything he says."
Luo Shiyin said gently: "Shishugong don't be angry, Langjun just has this temper. The wisdom in his head is very complex, many times we also don't understand."
"Aiyo, this girl is so well-behaved! Damn, you haven't been used by him, have you?"
Luo Shiyin blushed and nodded.
Ming Disha laughed heartily: "I said you kid are something! That day I only glanced once, knew this girl had been used, used hard, used very frequently."
Even asked Luo Shiyin: "Didn't I say so? Didn't I say so in front of everyone?"
Luo Shiyin was so ashamed she wanted to die: "Yes-yes."
Lu Chengwen said: "Everyone in the car knows! What exactly do you want to say!? Hurry up and say it, pull over and get out after you're done!"
Ming Disha said: "Let me tell you, this Luo girl has a dual cultivation physique, if you use her well, she can be very formidable..."
"Talk business!" Lu Chengwen said: "You're an old man, so old, saying these things in front of so many girls, aren't you ashamed?"
"Ashamed? I... never been ashamed, don't know what it means."
Hua Xueying leaned closer to Qi Meishao: "He's that Shishugong?"
Qi Meishao nodded.
Ming Disha looked back, nodded: "Alright kid, seems without me, you can also build a harem team yourself. These two unused ones are also top-grade, ai you're quite good at choosing people!"
Lu Chengwen slammed on the brakes, turned his head, looked at Ming Disha: "Say your business, after you're done, we part ways. Okay? Lord Shishu!"
"Hiss... Why do you have this attitude towards me?" Ming Disha said: "No matter what, I'm still your Shishu, right? Where are your manners? Where is your respect for elders?"
"With the things you've done, capturing people, throwing them in cellars, feeding them drugs, forcing young people... what good words do you expect me to say about you?"
Ming Disha said: "I warn you, I'm a person with a temper."
"Really?" Lu Chengwen smiled: "You and Shifu are both betting I can resist the Heavenly Tribulation, so what do you want to do to me? Cripple me? Come come come, cripple me now, I'll risk it all."
Ming Disha was懵了 (dumbfounded/confused).
"Hey! How did your Shifu accept a little rascal like you!"
"If you have something to say, spit it out. If not, get out of the car!"
"Tianmen Dan (Heavenly Gate Pill)!"
"What Tianmen Dan?"
Luo Shiyin was very excited: "It's said to be a miraculous pill that, after consumption and配合 (pei he - coordinating/matching) with one's own cultivation method, can allow one to upgrade to Tiansimen. But the refining process is very complex, and the required alchemy skills are very profound."
Lu Chengwen extended his hand: "Hand it over."
Ming Disha looked at Lu Chengwen: "Do you treat me as human?"
"Didn't you say Tianmen Dan? Hand it over!"
"I don't have it. Recently a few small families got together and created one Tianmen Dan. That Zhang family, well, they organized a small martial arts competition among several families and sects here in the North Kingdom. Whoever wins gets the Tianmen Dan."
"What small families?"
"Aiya, just a group of bottom-tier small families, small sects and such. Highest combat power... hehe, hehehe, don't laugh, highest combat power actually at most is peak Tiansimen top, hahaha... and with this, still think they're very noble! Heeheehee... hehehe..."
Lu Chengwen looked at this old madman.
"Their highest combat power is peak Tiansimen?"
"Right."
"And I go compete with them for the Tianmen Dan?"
"Mm-hmm."
"Shishu, when you do things, do you ever use your brain?"
"What kind of talk! What kind of talk is this!"
"They are already peak Tiansimen, I'm an intermediate Shangsimen. What am I going there for? To get beaten?"
"Aiya, it's just a competition among juniors! All are young people below Tiansimen."
Lu Chengwen looked back at the four girls. Three of them nodded excitedly at Lu Chengwen.
"Wait, they created the Tianmen Dan, don't give it to their own juniors, why hold this kind of... martial arts event? Aren't their brains pitted? There must be conditions, right?"
"Correct, there are conditions." Ming Disha said: "That Zhang family, that small family, produced a few who could hold up the facade back then. Now each generation is worse than the last. The old generation is about to die, the core strength has reached its limit, the juniors... ai, not a single one can stand out. Seeing they're about to fail, they want to recruit a live-in son-in-law, that's why they're holding the martial arts competition!"
"Win beautifully, have some talent, make them like you, then they give you this Tianmen Dan, and also a virgin girl. How about it? Two birds with one stone!"
"Live-in son-in-law?"
"Right."
"Future children have to take their surname?"
"How novel, otherwise why call it a live-in son-in-law!"
"Still have to provide for their old age and arrange their funerals in their home?"
"Simple, right?"
"I pei—!" (Sound of spitting)
Ming Disha wiped the saliva from his face: "Aiya, my Shizhi just has a lot of saliva, talented."
Lu Chengwen's eyes bulged, slapping his luxury car's steering wheel pa pa: "My total assets are in the hundreds of billions, the richest man in Xuecheng! I go be a live-in son-in-law for someone? Is my brain pitted?"
"Aiya you listen to me finish! That girl, if you like her, go for it. If not, we take the pill and slip away!"
Lu Chengwen was almost furious.
This old man's head is full of rotten ideas, not a single reliable one.
"You get out of the car, go go go, scram scram scram..."
"Aiya, good Shizhi, so polite to Shishu."
"Scram, scram far away!"
"Consider it, very helpful for you! Think about it, if you are also a Tiansimen master, would you still be afraid of Long Aotian?"
"He's a turtle! What am I?" Lu Chengwen said: "Same level, I just saw him beaten, lying on the ground unable to get up for a long time."
"Aren't you also Taigu Yuan Shen?"
"Mine is fake! I don't even know what's going on myself. Shishu, I beg you, you finally got out of prison, find a place to grow flowers, plant grass, go fishing. If really desperate, you can even go solicit prostitutes! I'll give you money, really, enough. Stop pestering me, I'm already very gloomy."
"Cannot not go!" Ming Disha got anxious: "Your Shifu and I have placed all our hopes on you! Heavenly Tribulation! Heavenly Tribulation! I don't even know if it's coming or not!"
Lu Chengwen thought, Are you human? You don't even know if it's coming, what are you so excited about!?
"You're already so old, still just an Shangsimen now. How will you cultivate to Tiansimen in the future? How to improve? Before you're fifty, you at least have to surpass me and your Shifu, right?"
"I've brought the things, look!"
"What's this?"
"Invitation letter!"
Lu Chengwen opened it and glanced:
"It says here inviting Chen Sanliang!"
"From now on, you are Chen Sanliang."
Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes: "The real Chen Sanliang is still alive, right?"
"Uh... mm."
"Is he really still alive or not?!"
"Aiya, alive alive, living very well! Anyway, just go boldly, in Chen Sanliang's name, win this martial arts competition, get the pill."
"Shishu, there's a problem here."
"Speak."
"You're so formidable, and so shameless..."
"Ai, don't praise me." Ming Disha waved his hand embarrassedly.
"Why don't you just go snatch the pill for me?"
Ming Disha looked at Lu Chengwen in shock: "You can even say such words?!"
Ming Disha shook his head, looking disappointed: "Lu Chengwen, didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"