North America / California (Pasadena): January 31st, 1993.
I am crystalline alina knowels cart….Ahem.
Yeah. Let's not go there, let me try again. I am crystalline alina knowels and I am 25 years old. Born on october 31st, 1967 in houston texas and today is finally the day of the super bowl xxvII halftime show. But before I get into the super bowling ball halftime show. Let me give you all a Itty bitty, teeny weeny of what's been happening from january 19th all the way too the current january 31st. Is everyone ready.
Good.
I have released my 6th album. Yes I can see why you all might be confused and say things like this bitch is lying because I find no jack shit episode of that anywhere, where she mentions this in her life. Now, now calm your beautiful selves down. Since my grandiose, doll like beautiful self debuted and rid on the earths cocktails. I have released all of thee fantasia's music in 5 albums which are long lists of songs and I never mentioned it since It'll waste my precious narrative time. As you all can see. Where is my fucking grammy award.
I don't see it.
Still don't see it.
When will it appear.
Thought so.
Anyways my little kittens. The new name of my 6th album is titled new era and it consists of 10 songs which I'll be kind enough to name below. Take a look.
1. Don't make me over.
2. All the time.
3. Walk on by.
4. Will you still love me tomorrow. I stole this masterpiece from the shirelles because it sounds better with my new dionne voice.
5. All in love is fair. I stole this masterpiece from stevie wonder because it sounds better with my new dionne voice and showcased her full vocal ability when I watched it in my past life on youtube. It also wasn'twritten and recorded for some reason.
6. A house is not a home.
7. Heartbreaker.
8. Anyone who had a heart.
9. Message to michael. I stole this masterpiece from jerry butler since it wasn't released already or created for some reason or written and recorded for some reason.
10. I'll never love this way again. I stole this masterpiece from richard kerr and will jennings since it wasn't released already or written and recorded for some reason.
Moving on. I also trained in dionne Warwick's voice and released a single titled that's what friends are for. I sold over 55 million copies of this song. Not unrealistic like my album sells since my company and motown helped make the cds while paying off cd manufacturers. It costed 27.5 million for this song. I'm not going to even get into the cost of my album. I earned 132 million from sales.
My entire 6th album titled new era sold over 99 million copies worldwide. Earning me 655 million in a week but unfortunately everything has a down side to it. I lost fans. No not a little but a lot and I knew this would eventually by me getting a new voice. My new music dose sound very old school and my voice sounds different to so if you put a vast amount of your brain power into thinking on this subject. It all comes down to preference which I'll list below.
1. Fans care very much about appearance to be able to sexualize the said celebrity to nitpick and compliment etc…
2. Fans need a reason to vent when the said celebrity dose something that goes viral and they don't like it.
3. Fans like watching the said celebrity enjoy luxeries they can't have, don't want. Or try to put in the effort to have but like to watch.
4. Fans taste begin to change and they grow tired of listening to a certain music artist that grew past their prime or is evolving into a kind of genre direction they can't connect with or don't like.
5. Fans love pitting one music artists against another so they can stay entertained during their same daily routine life. So they can have something to gossip snd rage about. Justifying all of their actions to need a reason to dislike this said person and why this other said person is better.
Let me add a 6th one real quick. Gimme a second.
6. Let's be real that their are fans who are just genuinely there for the music artist to enjoy their presence, show and talent and music. Not everyone is trash.
Also during these past 2 weeks I have made massive progress in the cigar by investing 50 million into it from my personal funds and not the companies. I also stretched the company into more things like founding a philanthropic foundation and named it crystal foundation which focuses basically on all basic aspects of the life for humanity. I invested 22 million in this and went into a partnership with the jinro south korean group and the bronsn family by retaining ownership but investing 200 million in their up and coming promising liquors and getting 50 percent to 50 percent ownership since it's liquors based on my cigar idea. I also created a production studio for my vixen franchise series titled vixen and I'll be acting as her myself and it's expected to run for 11 seasons with my 600 million budget, funded from my main company that has a networth of 5 billion but is separate from my personal wealth.
And lastly during these extravagant 2 weeks I have been debating hard on whether I should buy a porn acting studio and play boy magazines…
Get your horniness in check. I can feel the hormones through the screen, just listen to my Idea first. I've been debating because if you think of it logically their actors to. Just adult based and I could put them on tv as adult movies and series with real plotlines and actual storytelling, instead of that damn censorship adult ass showing only movies.
I'll think of this topic later, those adult actors should be grateful I'm giving them opportunity and even looking their way in the first place. In my past life they couldn't even compare to tv, screen actors and was only accessible through cds and porn sites. Why are you all still here, get on to my life already.
(Crystalline's POV)
[STATUS]
[Name: Crystalline Alina Knowles]
[Celebrity Rank: E+]
[Titles: [Mother of Neo-Soul], [Lavish Killer], [Crystal], [Chairwoman of Crystal Enterprise], [Shareholder of Warner Bros's]
[Gender: Female]
[Age: 25]
[Health: Steatopygia]
[Perks: [Strong Physique], [Perfect Pitch], [Money Queen]
[Skills: [Dionne W. Template [66%] [Karate: Master], [Intrigue: Master], [Marksmanship: Master], [Dancing: Intermediate], [Sex: Intermediate], [Management: Grandmaster]
[Storage: [Dairy], [Money: 9,919,891,918], [Needle], [BMA: 10], [MMA: 4], [BA: 7], [PCA: 66], [NLA: 6], [AMA: 18], [STMA: 10]
I looked over my status. My eyes staring at my celebrity rank and was about to sigh but looked to my saw the triple OG readers staring and said with a smile "Ya'll are finally here. Look at my celebrity rank, I worked my ass off just to get it to C plus but I guess when you reach a certain stage in life people start to drift away."
"Are you talking to me ma'am." Asked a very high voice for a man in front of me with a lace front black long wig on, a well groomed beard and makeup on in a white suit and looked to be visibly chinese. Working on my hair with a comb.
I looked at my hair stylist and said calmly with a genuine fake smile "Yes I was talking to you."
Stop lying bitch.
"Oh…well…I would just let people be people and go on about my day. People and life can be fickle so I say just enjoy it while your alive and young. Do something crazy but not to crazy." Said the obvious gay chinese man with a smile on his face as he finished a few touch up's and handed me a hand mirror.
"If only my life was that simple " I thought with a sigh. Completely ignoring the hand mirror that was being offered to me and got up from my hair stylist while getting up from the arm chsir and went over to a full body mirror and checked myself out in it. Slaying a expensive white pixie lace front wig with flawless old hollywood makeup done, crystal-embellished Illusion fringe bodysuit, black and silver thigh high platform stilleto boot heels with a pair of two silver, black earrings on each side of my ears that are worth more than your entire minimal wage and flawless done diamond nails. I don't do that fake shit so of course their all real diamonds.
I stared at myself in the mirror for a moment. Basking in my own beauty. Only for the very smiling expression on my face to freeze as I turned to the side and seen my booty looking Inverted and asked "Uhh…mr thang is my ass supposed to look like I got a failed bbl and ran over by a tractor. One cheek in 1993, the other in the great depression."
The hair stylist was completely silent with a flabbergasted look on his face.
"Why the hell is it looking like it don't know if it wanna to be luxury, athletic, tragic, or Inspirational. This shit ain't a dump truck but a u-haul with bad alignment. My ass is shaped like it's buffering. Left side loading…right side said, nah…I'm on break and it's like if I turn to fast sideways physics gonna file a complaint. I guess this is what happens when I get too excited to get my ahem back. Now look at the result. My booty out here looking like it was rendered on low graphics." I said with a sigh while turning to my left side. My booty being completely uneven like a before and after picture at the same time.
The hair stylist took a deep breath to gather his bearings back and said while glancing at the female clothing stylist with a very nervous look on her face "You can try stretching to back part a little bit. Is it tight."
"Yes. It's tight but I have to hurry up before the performance ends" I said Immediately while stretching the back part of my outfit to make my ass look it's actual size.
I finished adjusting my ass and turned to my right side and seen that it was vastly better in appearance in the body mirror and said with a smile. My clothing stylist breathing a sigh of relief in the background as I started doing vocal trills up and down "This is better now, where's my microphone."
(Micheal J. Jackson's POV)
"Today, we stand together all around the world, joined in a common purpose to remake the planet into a haven of joy and understanding and goodness. No one should have to suffer...especially our children. This time, we must succeed. This is for the children of the world." Said michael calmly as he breathed hardly out of breath and gave the black microphone in his hand to his manager and adusted the black microphone on his earth to his mouth.
Michael readied himself for the heal the world song to begin while thinking with scrunched eyebrows "She was supposed to be here for billie jean"
Suddenly a soothing violin like pre recorded track melody filled the arena. The arena going quiet.
"We've got to make a change." Said a warm, husky and mature like woman sliding down the register while holding the note midway with masterful phrasing.
The arena was completely silent.
"What the actual hell" Thought michael with a look of complete confusion on his face as he looked back at his confused guitar men. It all being caught on live television.
"For once. In our lives." Said the warm, husky and mature woman voice in a low register while holding the note midway with masterful phrasing.
Michael looked around with visible agitation on his face at his sabotaged. Spotting a very beautiful woman coming up the stairs of the stage with the help of his manager.
"And if we do, It'll feel real good, It'll make a difference." Said the beautiful woman singing in a low register that slide up to a perfect high pitch with masterful phrasing and no timbre as she came up the stage and made her way over to michael slowly.
"Crystalline. OH MY God." Said michael loudly with a very shocked look on his face. His deep voice slipping in the microphone to the whole arena.
(Crystallize's POV)
The arena started cheering loudly. My old fans going mad and chanting loudly.
"CRYSTAL, CRYSTAL, CRYSTAL." Said fans loudly at the top of their lungs. Others very confused by my voice.
I smiled unknowingly. My eyes getting a little wet and said singing in a mid register while holding the note longly and pointing at the audience with my left pointer finger "Come on yall, let's make it right."
"And as I. Turn up the collar on, my favorite winter coat. SIMPLY BECAUSE THE WIND WAS BLOWING MY MIND." I said singing in a mid register with a emotional look on my face as I went over to michael and put my left hand in his while holding the note lonely. Sliding up into a high pitch masterfully.
Michael had creased eyebrows with a very satisfied look on his face and said singing with no notes, his phrasing not falling behind in the least "I see the kid's in the streets."
"Without enough to eat. WHO AM I TO BE BLIND, PRETENDING NOT TO SEE THEIR NEEDS." I said singing in a in a mid register, sliding up the register into a high pitch with a nod of my head as I held the note midway.
Tears streamed down michael's face as he let go of my left hand and waved his hand at me to take bridge. The arena erupting into screams.
I smiled and said as I gestured towards him with my left hand. The right gripping the silver microphone and said singing, sliding up to a very very high and crystal clear register. The arena going extremely quiet "Some will disregard me. A broken bottle top and one man soul, they follow each other on the when you know. BECAUSE THEY GOT NOWHERE TO GO."
"I wanna make a change, for once in my life, and it'll feel real good, it'll make a difference. I wanna make it right." I said singing in a mid register while holding the notes midway and gesturing at michael, reminding him that this was his superbowl.
Michael didn't wipe his eyes and smiled and said singing with a fast timbre as he grooved side to side in a mid register as he slid up and down it smoothly "As I, turn up the collar on, my favorite winter coat, the wind was blowing my mind. I see the kids in the street without enough to eat, who am I to be blind, pretending not to see their needs."
"Some will disregard me. A broken bottle top and one man soul, BECAUSE THEY GOT NOWHERE TO GO THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU TO KNOW." I said singing, sliding up to a very very high and crystal clear register with a smile on my face as I grooved in sync across the stage with michael and his background dancers. The fans grooving side to side hardly.
The beat up'd a notch. The arena fans went comp completely crazy. Screaming at the top of their lungs.
"I'M STARTING WITH THIS WORLD IN THE MIRROR AND I'M GONNA MAKE AH CHANGE IN MY WAYS. NO MESSAGE COULD EVER BE ANY CLEARER AND IF YOU WANNA MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, TAKE A LOOK A LOOK AT YOURSELF AND MAKE AH CHANGE WITH THAT MAN IN THE MIRROR. GO AHEAD IT'S ALRIGHT TO MAKE AH CHANGE AND NO MESSAGE COULD EVER BE ANY CLEARER. If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make ah change, you gotta get it right before you starve." I said singing in a very high and clear register with an emotional look on my face as I slid up and down the register with master level phrasing. Holding the notes a little as I walked slowly to the right side of the stage.
I Inhaled slightly and said singing in a very high register, holding the notes longly while sliding down the register and landing into the mid register "YOU KNOW IT'S UP IN YOUR MIND. OH, WITH THAT MAN IN THE MIRROR. GO AHEAD IT'S OK TO MAKE AH CHANGE AND NO MESSAGE COULD EVER BE ANY CLEARER. If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make. AH…CHANGE, CHANGE, MAKE AH CHANGE, MAKE…YAH, YAH, YAH, AH CHANGE, MAKE AH CHANGE…HAH….make ah change, make ah change, make ah change, make ah change."
The beat started too transition with a slow harmonica melody resounding throughout the arena. Fans started to quiet down slowly.
Michael had a surprised look on his face but it soon turned satisfied and he stepped aside to let me take the stage.
"You know and I. I never thought I'd feel this way and as far as I'm concerned, I'm glad I got the chance to say. That I do believe I love you." I said singing a low register, sliding up and down it it slightly with my left arm spread slightly as I walked to the right side of the stage.
I waved my fingers of my left hand at a male fan with a sign and said while singing in a low register, holding the notes midway and sliding the registers slightly "And if I should ever go away, well then close your eyes and try, to feel the way we do today and then if you can remember."
"Michael. Remember to keep smiling, keep shining, knowing you can always count on me, for sure. That's what friends are for. For good times and bad times, I'LL BE ON YOUR SIDE FOREVER MORE. That's what friends are for." I said singing in the mid register as I glided down from the high register flawlessly as the song ended. Holding the note longly as the arena erupted into loud cheers and applause.
Not knowing that my little remix and the taste of my new song would cement my status as a legend within the music industry.The grammys can't Ignore me now.
Toodles.
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THE END…