And here it is, the window of skills. Above flashes a black inscription with a golden outline "Time magic 0 lvl." «Zero level? Well, at least something». I was already pulling my naughty hand to the skill to learn more about it, but suddenly. - Rrr. - from the back, abruptly knocked me out of a state of comfort. «Fuck, it's a fucking forest, dreamed again and lost his vigilance». Slowly I turn around and see a bush crawling on me.
Seeing the creature more closely, I realized that it was a wood wolf from MLP, only less cartoon. «There are fucking wolves in this forest, man! And this failed kitchen table continues to get closer, and also looks at me with such anger, as if I have hacked his grandmother». My first thought was to RUN!
Careful not to provoke this shit, I'm starting to go the other way from the beast. And then my luck came back, and it was from the direction that I was going to go, that I was going to go, and I was going to jump out again, and it was the same as the first. «Are you being assembled on the assembly line? So, no time for jokes. What are the chances? Collapse two wooden killing machines? Sdurel? I remember from the show that they are like golems, even if I somehow unwrap them, they will just gather back. The roads are endless, and the fuel - no! You have to make a run for it before those toothful-toothed puppies split me up into zero, or they won't even leave bones behind. Just where? You go left, you're a soldier, you go right to death. Stop, you're on the verge of fucking death, then you think, run, fool! Decided, our business is right, we run left».
I turn abruptly to the left and start running, when suddenly one of these pieces of wood bit me by the leg, or rather the edge of my trousers, and does not let go. I almost fell, hitting this bedside table on the nose with my free foot. She lets go and after a second of stupor tries to grab my leg again. But I've already run five meters and keep going in the same direction, just gaining speed.
Boy, I wish I could run into a bigger, scarier monster's den. And in general, if there is a timberwolves, then surely there is really something more dangerous. And I'm an idiot, completely forgot that I am in a magical world, and also in the forest. Hey, the system where I»? I think I'm running. The answer did not follow. «Hmm, maybe it works as a navigator and perceives specific commands? Let's try, system, coordinates». ... «OK system, my location».
*Dilin* *World — MLP, Galaxy — not named, System — not named, Planet — Equus, Continent — Equus, Location — Center of Everfree Forest*
«So, first of all: fucking fuck, Equestria, I'm a hit at Equestria, so, how did I get here»? The response of the system did not make me wait:
*Your deepest wish has been fulfilled*
«The deepest desire? Where? Where is my harem of sweet loli? Where the fuck is it? Okay, so what kind of system error, or, I don't know, getting into Equestria somehow leads me to this? So, you're not thinking, focus if you want to live»! I turn around to assess my chances of survival... Nobody.
Pulling over.
— Ugh. I hate. Fuck. Run. I say between deep breaths and exhalations. So, what does that mean? Did they, like, spit on me and go about their business? Or are they just passing me around to suddenly jump out of the bushes? Now, to distinguish a real bush from a cheap counterfeit. What's a Fortnite? Well, fuck them if I ran away, then that's the will of fate, ha»! I started laughing to myself and as soon as I was done, the following happened:
*Dilin* *For a successful run from woodworms you get 20 EXP, +1 to stamina and intelligence*
«What? It was actually not so difficult, well... Stop, and for what one points»? I click on the question mark near this inscription, comes out:
+1 Stamina: You have successfully escaped from creatures(s) whose speed is physically superior to yours.
+1 intelligence: In a critical situation, you were able to soberly assess your capabilities and choose the best possible solution.
«Super, everything is so logical and clear, it's nice». I close the window with the award and return to the window with the location. «So, I have not finished my thought. Another fucking bug, the map is unavailable, but I can find out where I am, just fine. Okay, I still don't know what the MLP is.
*Dilin* *MLP — My RPG Ponies, this world is a branch of the MLP universe, in which there are almost all elements of the RPG, the creator of the universe Timerion*
«Well, fuck, bless the sun, so to speak, is there a god? Okay, well, I hope he's not crazy, and he didn't make cute little ponies bloodthirsty ogres, which wouldn't be nice. Let's not dwell on unpleasant thoughts, we should find a safe place, and then continue reasoning. So, how much time»? I'm taking my pants phone out of my pocket. 12:35. Yeah, long break's over, third period's started. Okay, wait, I'm in the woods right now, on another planet, in another world, the fact that I'm running a couple through computer networks should be the least of my worries! Although, if I somehow manage to return, cunt me nobles, well, the sun is still high, it's time to move». With that thought, I went where I could see myself.
After a few minutes walking in the hot sun.
«Hey, system, I've been thinking, I'm not in the taiga, I'm wearing a winter clothes set, and a few minutes ago I ran a marathon, where sweat, a sense of heat»? In response I got only multitasking silence. Panimayu, well, cheats are cheats, at least something good. Although, what if I have brain damage and I can't feel my temperature? No, it would be too cool to be true, and I'm almost 100% sure that brain damage does not appear so suddenly and spot, I would definitely notice if this happened to me». He pulled me out of my thinking again, a little too much...
*Dilin*
«Shove your dilin up your ass, my head is starting to hurt from him».
*Congratulations to the user, for your actions you get a new skill, we advise you to see it as soon as possible, have a nice day! *
«Whoa, here's some good news, let's see what you got for me. Skills». In the window appears two inscriptions, one with a gold border, already familiar but not known. But the second was new, but the border was brownish. «What is this shit»? I ask myself, clicking on a new skill called "Introspection 1 lvl.".
Introspection 1 lvl. (0/100 EXP):
Rank:D
Class: Support.
Description: You talk to yourself so often about your condition that you can now analyze what is happening to you.
Cost: 0 mana.
Do you want to put your skill in automatic mode? Yes/No
I click on "Yes" «Hmm, like, if any spells are applied to me, I immediately know about it, so»? No answer. «Well, fuck you, the system, how to apply skills»? I ask so casually my recent acquaintance.
*In order for the skill to be applied, you just need to pronounce aloud or in oneself its name, while consciously wishing that the skill applied*
Fuck, you don't have to worry that if I say something like "EXPLOSION!" in a conversation, it'll blow up. Okay, well, I'd like to test this skill, but it doesn't eat mana. Hmm, introspection». In front of me comes an unfamiliar window on which is drawn a person, nervous, respiratory and other systems and organs. I see one glimmering circle in the head area, click.
"Severe throbbing pain. The cause of the appearance — stress + a sharp change of the situation from calm to not the most calm. Can help — sleep, sweet( in small amounts), herbal sedatives."
«It's not bad, pocket nurse, so to speak. But the pain is, and it would not hurt to get rid of it. I can not sleep, I have no sedatives. But sweet, this I can». Reaching my hand into the right inner jacket pocket. I'm taking out an open pack of strawberry-flavored ascorbines, putting one in my mouth. «Mmm, felt better right away, okay, it's just suggestion, the good stuff and the sugar can't suck into the blood as soon as you put something in your mouth. But the thought that soon this pain will begin to subside - nice. Okay, with this skill sorted out, what about magic»? I click on the inscription "Time Magic 0 lvl.".
Time magic 0 lvl. (0/50 EXP) :
Grade: A
Class: Stack.
Description: Because you are constantly traveling through time, mostly forward, in real time, you have learned to control that very time.
Opens the ability — on 0 lvl. — acceleration of time
on 1 lvl. - time dilation
on 2-10 lvl. - ????
«Wow, this is a whole pack of abilities, OK, as far as I understand, I can only accelerate, let's see». I open the description of "Acceleration of time".
Time acceleration 0 lvl. (0/50 EXP):
Grade: F
Class: Support.
Description: You are so tired of everyday monotony that time passes twice as fast for you as it does for the rest of us.
Cost: 5 MP per second (your second).
«Yup, the cock is useless, and also eats a shit, and what are these arrows near the numbers»? Clicking on the arrow near the deuce it came out:
0 lvl. – 2;
1 lvl. – 3;
2 lvl. – 5;
3 lvl. – 8;
4 lvl. – 15;
5 lvl. – 24.
«Yeah, the higher the level, the more you can slow yourself down. Of all the levels, I see the benefit only in the latter, you can occupy yourself for an hour, and will go the whole day, wow, fun. OK, and in costs what»? And the cost was this:
0 lvl. – 5;
1 lvl. – 10;
2 lvl. – 15;
3 lvl. – 10;
4 lvl. – 5;
5 lvl. – 2.
«Mmm, I don't quite understand why that is, but why not, I know a little less about magic than I do about the Large Hadron Collider. By the way, I heard that I recently added something to the points, I should check, because it is always nice to see my own growth. Status». I'm talking about me.
Status:
Name: Anton Dmitrievich
Level 1 (40/100 EXP)
HP: 48/48
MP: 94/94
Race: Human
Status: Healthy
Titles: None
Characteristics:
Power: 13
Endurance: 7
Dexterity: 14
Intelligence: 39
Charisma: 29
Luck: 5
«Did not understand why the MP number did not increase? Can the intelligence not affect the mana? Can you check». I click on the question mark near mana.
*Mana is a supernatural force existing in this world, carrying individual intelligent beings, animals, various objects, as well as «spirits». Mana is permeated with everything that makes spent mana recover over time. This parameter is calculated by the formula: the number of magical conductivity points multiplied by 2*
«Yeah, it's fucked up, I'm not blind, I have one eye, I had no "magical conductivity" status. Ooh, there's a question mark next to that word. Click.
*Magical conductivity — this characteristic shows how well magical energy flows into your body, the more this value, the more magic you can store and the faster the mana is restored. This feature was hidden from "Status", to prevent system errors. Magical conductivity can only be improved by the constant use of mana or specialized skills/perks. Also, the more magical conductivity — the higher your natural protection from attack spells*
«Well, should I blame the developer of this system for not knowing how many times this day, or should I not? This is what the MS has been closed to. Now I would raise the level, pour everything into magical conductivity and pump myself time magic. But it can't be fate, it can't be fate. So, okay, it's all super, but I got distracted again and almost fell into a random pit. It is necessary to concentrate on the way... Hey, what is it»? I saw a light in the distance, as if from a fire. And indeed, as I approached, I saw a few monkeys sitting peacefully on a stone plateau in the middle of the forest, warming by the fire.
«Opp, fellow primates, I'm the lucky one. So, like weapons I do not see, just sitting "hooting" and "gulping" on each other. Just like people, probably, bully tales. Well, at least not what bandits, okay, it was not, they will not eat me, after all... The truth»?
I come out of the woods I've been hiding behind all this time. I'm heading in their direction. The one who was facing me noticed me, then began to point the finger actively at me, saying something to the others. All conversations ended abruptly and I had the gaze of eight monkeys, and the pair stood up. And they were about waist high or a little lower, but that's because they're on four legs. Coming to their less noisy group, I put the case next to, under the gaze, sit in the pose of the character from "Dark Souls".
Starting to look at my new acquaintances with a little smile. They, in turn, are just looking at me, some of them are looking at me with fear in their eyes, some have curiosity, and one of them just ran off in an unknown direction, probably for help. I'm starting to think this idea is getting more and more stupid, and I have to do something to show my good intentions...