The wounded bird flinches at bow and arrow, the old woman bows down to serve her in-laws.
Casillas stumbled towards the small penalty area, turned sideways, stretched out his right arm, but could only watch helplessly as the ball fell into the goal.
The Bernabéu Stadium fell silent.
Chelsea fans rubbed their eyes, unable to believe such a dreamlike start.
Suit-clad Mourinho frantically waved his right arm, and as the camera lens approached, he started shaking his arm, feigning a stretch.
No wonder the British media joked that he should seek treatment for his shoulder early.
"Goal!!!"
"Kevin!!!"
"Kevin Goal!!!"
"GoalGoalGoal!!!"
"Kevin, still Kevin!"
"During his time at Real Madrid, Kevin broke Mackay's 10.2 second UEFA Champions League fastest goal record, but today Kevin surpassed his own fastest goal record with a 4.4 second goal."
