I don't own Overwatch or Blizzard things.
Every Snow,
In the Snow Home
Liked Christmas a bit
But the Aussie
Who loved nowhere NEAR the Snow Home
Liked dick.
DING DONG
I yawned broadly as he pulled myself out of the couch, and slunk to the front door tiredly. "I swear to God if it's carolers, they better be sexy." I replied as I made my way to the front door, swinging it open.
"Fah-who foris, dah-who dori, swelcome Christmas, bring your light."
"Wait, isn't that from-" however, with a rush of air and a sudden overwhelming sense of familiarity-
WHOMP!
"OH COME THE FUCK ON!!!" Now I'm in a big red sack! GOD DAMN IT! "WHOA!" I was yanked off my feet and swung over someone's shoulders. "God damn it! Stop kidnapping me!" I announced angrily as my feet were tied at the exit… entrance? Fuck it. I don't care, I'm in another FUCKING SACK! "I don't have ANY MONEY! Stop fucking kidnapping me, whoever you are!" I was hurled into… well, I was thrown onto something. I'm not sure what, but it felt hard on my face.
"YAH!" someone shouted, and with a whip crack, I was SLAMMED against something hard as momentum threw me against the back of whatever seat I was tossed onto. And now I was snatched away from my nice warm house in a sack…
…This better end with me fucking someone. I'll tell you what.
At least the sack was comfortable, surprisingly warm. "AH!?" I lost track of time in the sack: in the sack, there is no time. But I was yanked off the seat, and swung over someone's shoulder again and bounced off their powerful body as they leaped, jumped, and skipped like they were bounding off roof to roof…
It HAD to be Uncle Tychus… right? Feels like an Uncle Tychus scheme. But why WOULD he kidnap me? I mean, normally one doesn't have to ask that question, but at the same time, this is like my tenth kidnapping in the last few months… I get kidnapped all the time.
Could it have been Nova? My Aunt Ass Aunt Nova likes a good kidnapping… nah, can't be Nova, it doesn't feel like a milestone occasion or anything, like a birthday or something… besides, she's in the Bahamas doing Nexus things.
Aunt Mira then? No... can't be Aunt Mira, I'm pretty sure nobody's paid her anything to do so, and she's in some third world country turning it into a fourth world one… who else did I know that kidnapped me?
WHOMP!
"FUCKING OW!" I snapped from the comfy sack.
"Sorry about that, drongo." Said a cheery voice, "Might have tossed yah a bit too hard against the board there." Wait a second, I know that Aussie.
"Odessa?" I groaned, "Why the FUCK did you kidnap me?!"
"Oh, you're just cranky because you're in a sack, hold on, I'll get you out."
"NO! I'm cranky because you kidnapped me! Again!" I snapped as I was finally free of the sack, my head sticking out of the top as she tightened it again, and now I was still trapped in a sack, but at least I could feel the air on my face. "Am I in a Santa sack?!" and then, once I could focus my rage, I glared at her. "Why are you dressed as a sexy Santa? Why am I in the school auditorium? And why is Echo a sexy reindeer?!"
"Hi Scott!" with a pair of felt reindeer horns attached to her neck, Echo waved at me with a slightly brown tinged arm. Like the rest of her.
"Hi, Echo-wait, NO! WHY? SACK?!" I said, getting back on task as Odessa grinned down at me.
"Come on, Scottie boy, you know why you're here." I started at the giant woman grinning prettily at me in a sexy Santa outfit… and green tights and elbow-length gloves…
"NO, I obviously don't know why I'm in this damn sack!" I declared angrily, "Or why you're a sexy Santa!"
"I'm not Santa, I'm the Grinch!" she gestured to echo. "She's Max. And we need you to substitute one of our actors." I glared at her, closed my eyes, and processed the information before replying coldly.
"I better not be Cindy Lou Who." I declared as Odessa laughed
"Of COURSE not. You don't have the legs." She promptly looked around and walked over to a pile of props and promptly removed what appeared to be a script. "We just need you to read the narrator's lines." She said, pointing. "McCree came down with a head cold, and somehow he sounds less gravelly than usual."
"Oh, for fucks sake. Why not just ask me? Why does nobody ever just ask me? Why do they always go straight to the kidnapping?!"
"We don't have TIME for that!" said Odessa dismissively, "All you got to do is stand behind the podium, read your cues. Simple!"
"Still didn't need to be kidnapped!" I replied angrily before sighing, "…Fine. Whatever when's the show?"
"In about 5 hours." Echo provided helpfully, but oddly, I didn't feel ANY better with this knowledge.
"You kidnapped me for something you didn't even need me for another five hours for!?" I barked angrily before shaking my head. "NOPE! No! Put me back in the sack, I want nothing to do with this-" I tried to squirm back in, but Odessa easily clapped her hands on my shoulders and lifted me off the ground, still in the sack.
"Well, you GOT to practice, Scottie boy." Said Odessa casually as I squirmed in her grip. "I mean, it's not just being up there and reading your line, you've got to put a little razzle dazzle in your performance!"
"Which you kidnapped me to perform!"
"We're method actors, Scottie, we need to be METHOD!" Odessa replied, "I'm the Grinch, I steal Christmas! And Echo is my adorable bitch assistant!"
I'm pretty sure Max is a boy dog." I noted, "Also WHAT?"
"Perhaps it would be more prudent just to get to the part where we have sex for his services?" Echo replied calmly as Odessa grinned.
"Twist my arm, why don't you?"
"FUCK!" I was abruptly tossed into a nearby large sleigh. "Where the fuck did this even come from? Why is it here?!"
"METHOD!" Odessa replied, before opening my comfy sack and pinning me down in the back seat of the sleigh as the sack slid open and spread out of the seat.
"We use it in the last few scenes of the play," Echo replied, already hovering behind me, and rested her hands on my shoulders as Odessa opened they Santa robe and displayed her big, pierced tits to me.
"You weren't wearing a shirt under that?!" I replied indignantly as Odessa chuckled.
"The Grinch is naked."
"I hate you the most." I declared only for big tits in my face. "Still do," I mumbled as she jiggled them on my face… okay. It's hard to hate a woman with big tits. She pulled them away as I frowned at her. "Now I just have a headache-oh…" Echo's hands stopped rubbing my shoulders and began vibrating on my temples, soothing the sudden titty and sack-capturing headache I had. "…That's actually really nice."
"I'm glad I could help," Echo replied sweetly as Odessa's big tits slapped onto my chest, her cold nipples sliding down my skin through my shirt, and before fiddling with my pants and wrapping her giant breasts around my cock for a big Mei titty hug. It was even harder to argue a Mei titty hug, even if it wasn't Mei doing to titty hugging.
"Mmn…" Odessa moaned softly as she squatted in front of me in the sleigh, yet still nearly towered over me, the Aussie was 7 feet tall; of course, she towers over me! "You're a lot more cooperative once you're between the knockers, ain't ya?" she chuckled as I grabbed her nipples and tweaked them as she began bouncing her tits up and down on my cock faster and faster.
"Scott tends to be more compliant once he has ejaculated a few times." Echo provided as Odessa laughed.
"Yeah, I know! Wanking Drongo just needs to blow his knob a bit." She chuckled as I grabbed her hair and pulled her onto my cock. "Mmn!" She released my shaft from her tits before diving down onto my meat properly and sucking loudly. "MMn! Mmn…" I wrapped my arms around her head and promptly pounded her face as she moaned contentedly. My legs kicked the front seat of the Sleigh behind her. "Mmn!" jerking her face into my crotch as her pierced tongue danced on my cock. "MMgh!" I stood up, pushing her back against the front seat, and swung my hips into her face. "Mmh! Mmh!"
"Ah… AH!" I buried my cock into her mouth before giving her a hot deposit directly into her stomach. "Ugh!" groaning, I pinned my hips to her face, holding her down as I unloaded my first shot as she sucked it directly from my balls.
"Mmn. Mmmn…" her eyes twinkling up at me, she chuckled as I pulled my cock from her throat. "Hmmn-hmn! Ah… there. We good drongo?" she asked with a mischievous twinkle in her eyes and in a tone that clearly said she knew we weren't.
"You think one dick sucking is enough to make me give up and accept my fate? Hell no!" I smacked her grinning face with my cock. "Get your ass on the seat. I'm fucking you properly."
"What a bloody Diva." She joked before standing up and almost knocking me over with her bulk, but she crawled onto the back seat, sticking her ass out behind her and resting her tits on the back of the sleigh as Echo politely reached out and pinched her pierced nipples before making them vibrate. "Ooooh…"
"Gonna make your belly grow three sizes this day!" I said, smacking Odessa's big ass HARD as she squealed, already sliding my cock inside her as she moaned again and wiggled her ass behind her. MY cock slid deep into her pussy, smacking her ass again. I instantly started bucking my hips against her body.
"Oh! Oooh…" Odessa chuckled as I railed into her hard from behind, bouncing off her big, firm ass cheeks as I threw her against the back of the sleigh, "Mmgh!!" Grabbing her hair, I pulled her head back as I climbed up behind her, still thrusting and crashing our bodies together. She moaned loudly, but laughed as her insides clung to my cock. Thrusting and grinding inside her as Echo continued vibrating her fingers onto Odessa's tits, however, soon she was vibrating everything on her. "AH…" Echo's hands were rubbing and humming loudly as they tinkled against the piercings in Odessa's tits.
"Haah!!" Odessa suddenly gasped as I slammed my hips against her. Echo squeezed her breasts firmly and watched Odessa shaking in pleasure as I buried my cock into her body and unloaded. I smacked her ass hard, "AH…" squeezing it as she moaned, my fingers sinking into her ass as he shot my ropes. "Haah… Hee-hee…" giggled she shook her ass against me as he smacked it again. "Mmn. How about it, Drongo? All good?"
"No, we're not fucking all good!" I declared before pulling out of her, "Echo flip her over."
"Bugger!" Odessa laughed as her power body was tossed in the air like a pancake, spinning 360 in the air as Echo's omni-might tossed the giant woman around like a feather. Spreading her legs, I slammed back into her as she moaned. "Oooh…" I grabbed her big tits, squeezing them firmly as I kept thrusting into her body. "Ooh…" she moaned again, head rolling back on the rear of the sleigh as I kept thrusting into her.
"You're paying me in pussy from now on!"
"Oh yeah, Drongo? Drain your sack whenever you get the itch? OH!" I slapped her big breasts, squeezing them as I threw myself against her body. "Ah…"
"Damn right you giant slut!" I declared, lifting her legs, folding them over, and slamming into her pussy as she moaned. "Causing all sorts of fucking shit-Well, you're paying up from now on!" I shoved my fingers into her mouth, feeling her tongue salivating on them as I grabbed her face and fucked her harder.
"Ah! Mmgh! Ah…"
"Your ass is my Christmas present bitch!" I declared, burying my cock into her body, my balls slapping against her wet pussy as she cooed. "Get my name tattooed on it because it belongs to me! No! More! Fucking!!"
"UUUGH!!"
"KIDNAPPING!!" I snarled, burying my cock into her trembling body, feeling her shivering beneath me as her green wrapped toes curled in the air.
"Yeaaaah… nut all up in there!" Odessa moaned as I pumped my wad into her, climbing onto her as she shivered. "Bugger ME…" I finished dumping my load into her trembling body, pulling out of her and climbing up her massive abs to slide my cock between her gasping, pouty lips. "Mmmn…"
"Haah. Ah…" throwing my hips against her face like the giant sex doll she was. "Fucking suck my cock…" I growled, swinging dramatically against her face as she moaned, cum dripping slowly out of her pussy as she kept her huge legs open, hooking on the edges of the sleigh as Echo hovered next to me.
"So Scott, are you going to be our narrator now?" she asked sweetly as Odessa moaned, hands clawing my ass. I groaned as my cock twitched on her tongue, but I yanked it steadily out of her mouth, her long, pierced tongue following after me, dangling from her mouth as she laughed.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about the accomplice." I hopped down from the seat, grabbing at Echo's waist and easily pulling her floating body in front of me and smacking her currently brown ass. And it hurt because I just smacked a hard metal ass, certainly harder than Odessa's. "Hey, make this soft!" I declared, smacking her rump again until it bulged and wobbled with my hands clapping her cheeks. "Whenever I touch you, you always better be soft."
"Oh my." Echo giggled, but I shoved her onto Odessa's body, spreading her bulging ass.
"Open up that exhaust port for me," I ordered as Echo obeyed without hesitation, letting her puckered tailpipe form and expand, already dripping with lubricant. "That's a good Sex bot." I declared, sliding my cock into her warm port.
"Oh! Oooh… I am… not a sex bot," she said playfully, but I grabbed her now soft shoulders and started fucking her. "Oh! Oh…"
"Yes, you are." I declared to her adorable voicebox squeaking as I fucked her robot body. "If you WERE NOT a sex bot, you wouldn't be enjoying this.
"Ooh…" she glitched as I buried my cock into her ass, and Odessa laughed.
"He's kinda right, Flashlight."
"You wouldn't be capable of enjoying this." I continued as her ass glitched around my girth. "Don't worry, there's no shame in being a sex bot." I then fucked her slippery, warm ass harder, sliding easily in and out of her backside as I pounded her into Odessa's body.
"Oh! Ooh! Oh!!" Echo moaned encouragingly as I kept railing up into her ass like it was a socket specifically designed for my cock. "Ooh!"
"Ah, yeah… that's the stuff." I groaned as her warm ass sucked down on my cock and I started up my hips again. "Yeah, OH yeah… come on, Echo. Just glitch right the fuck out."
"Ah! Haa.. Oh! Ah! OOH! Malfunction!!" she gasped, squealing like a high-pitched alarm as I buried my cock into her tight exhaust port. "Ooooh…" shooting my warm cum up her tight little cock pocket as I filled the pretty sex bot with cream. I smacked her thick ass as it wobbled like overloaded silicone titties. Gripping her meaty bot cheeks, I extracted my cock from her shivering ass as Odessa held her hips. "Oh!..."
"Oh… hang on…" I grabbed her hips, wiggling my own as I tried to loosen her grip on me. Like an electrical plug just wasn't coming out-POP! "There we go." I sighed, stepping down from the sleigh seat with two freshly fucked Christmas presents, cuddling each other as my cock dripped between my legs. "Alright… Now that we've got that out of the way." I sighed loudly, "I GUESS I'll read the role or whatever."
"Great!" Odessa swung upright, standing over me and SMACKING my face with Echo's ass, I toppled backward and crashed against the front seat of the sleigh and hit the floor. "Bugger."
"OOOOH… what did I say about you always being soft!?" I moaned as Echo floated away from Odessa.
"In my defense, I was malfunctioning." She said, smiling as I groaned.
"Don't worry about that, we've got five hours to practice your narrator voice!" Odessa replied as I got to my feet. "Got to understand your cues-" she began gathering up the sack we had been using for an additional cushion, "Your motivations. Your lines."
"It's reading off a script off stage, how hard can it be?" I asked, but Odessa grinned.
"Now, now, Scottie, my body. METHOD! You've got to BE the voice of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. You've got to feel it deep down in your soul!"
I looked at Echo, who smiled at me sweetly, "…She's going to put me in the sack again, isn't she?" I asked as everything became red again. "God damn it. We agreed no kidnapping!"
"It's not kidnapping if you come with me willingly. Besides drongo, the first rule of being in the show business? Get every agreement in writing. Twinkles, give him the script. The sack briefly opened, and Echo smiled down at me from the hole, briefly lighting up the sack.
"I don't mind being your occasional 'Sex bot,' Scott." She said sweetly.
"Thank's Echo." I moaned tiredly as she dropped the script on my face. "…Can I at LEAST get my pants?" whap. "Thank you."
"You practice being stolen in there, Scott. We'll come back for you in an hour!" I sighed and opened the script. At least the sack was warm, but there is no time in the sack… only the lingering feeling of loss… and cum stains.
So how did it go?
Well, in Blizzard Town, they say
That Scott's Snow's small cock-
Grew three sizes that day.
"HEY! FUCK YOU! I'm not small!"
"Just read your lines, Drongo."
End
Okay, next time I think I'll finally do Freja for New Years...ish