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It all happened Last Week.
Raven casually read her phone at the end of her Superbabes shift. And mid-walk to her car, she read her texts from Veronica, and before she even got halfway through it, she just decided that… no, she didn't want to deal with that.
"What's up?" Zatanna shouldered her backpack as she walked out of the back; her shift was over, too. "You're kinda just standing in the middle of the parking lot." Raven sighed and waved her phone.
"Well, Veronica just texted me a request to bring home lube, and that's never a good sign." Raven slipped the phone back into her shorts pocket. "So I don't really feel like going home, but I didn't have any other plans."
"Ah… well, I can understand that." We all can understand that. "Oh, how interested are you in stage magic?" she asked as Raven blinked at her.
"Stage magic?"
"Amateur stage magic," Zatanna replied, swinging her bag around and unzipping it, reaching in, she pulled out a pair of tickets. "I WAS going to ask Joy, but she's hanging out with Mike tonight… then I asked Yaya, but she's doing something with her brother Eddie… I almost invited Freya-"
"I get it." Raven sighed, "Not your first choice."
"It's not that I just figured you weren't interested," Zatanna replied before playfully fanning Raven's face with the tickets. "But I also couldn't find someone to go with me after Joy and Mike dropped out." Raven stared at the tickets in thought. "BUT you could also just come with me instead of getting Veronica lube."
In Raven's defense. It wasn't a hard choice.
"…Fine." She said, "Worst case, we can watch a bunch of amateurs mess up."
"That's the spirit!" Zatanna replied, "I also didn't want to waste the money I spent on this ticket." She said, slipping the tickets back into her bag. "That's great… because I also need a ride." She replied as Raven sighed.
"How were you going to get there if I didn't accept?"
"Bus it. OR beg Orders for some trickery." Raven rolled her dark eyes, but they both headed to Raven's car, both of them getting in.
"So where are we going?" Raven asked, checking her mirrors before driving slowly into traffic.
"The Artemis Theater," Zatanna said as Raven frowned.
"Never heard of it," Raven replied bluntly as Zatanna scoffed.
"Nooo, you? A theater girl?" Zatanna said sarcastically as Raven at first didn't answer.
"…Fair point. But I'm still going to need directions."
"It's a new place in the Theater District." Zatanna replied, "And the show starts at-"
Time: 7:00 PM. Place: Theater District (The Artemis Theater)
Raven drove easily through the Theater District, parked in the nearby lot, as the glow of the Artemis Theater neon sigh shown over them as they pulled up next to a nondescript blue van. They both quickly shut the doors to Raven's car and jogged to the front of the theater with their jiggling breasts springing up and down as they reached the ticket guy in the booth.
"Hey! The show hasn't started yet?" Zatanna asked as his eyes stopped following her chest for a second and nodded slowly.
"Yeah. Should be starting right now." He said, taking this gaze from Zatanna's off-the-shoulder top and Raven's skull shirt… because 4 very large basketballs were almost pushing up against his glass right now… and he WISHED it would happen. But Zatanna slid the tickets into the slot, he ripped them, then handed them back as they walked by into the theater.
There was some Chris Celestial type on stage, doing things with rings and needles; it was actually legitimately impressive, and nobody really noticed the two attractive girls reaching the front of the theater. Zatanna got good seats, and in the dark, even their gorgeous frames were not easily noticeable, especially with 'Chris Celestial' finishing his trick and vanishing in a poof of smoke on stage to the cheers of the show.
An older man, who looked as if he used to be a magician himself, in his sparkly suit and flower, appeared on stage. He held up a small notepad, and after a second, he got to the second one on his list. "Next up, we have a… Amazing Joel, who will be performing an escape trick." He said before flicking his hand, and the notepad vanished to the applause of the crowd. "Let's welcome the Amazing Joel." The crowd clapped politely as a youngish guy with his eyes covered by his bangs, wearing a tux and a top hat, walked onstage, pushing a small cart ahead of him with stuff.
"Hello, everyone, I'm-, " and then he PROMPTLY tripped on something, crashed into the cart, and rolled a little farther onto the stage. Naturally, people assumed it was part of the act, which helped him a little as he clambered out of the cart and smirked unnervingly before taking the top hat from the cart after it was knocked off his head, and put it on his head. "The amazing Joel." He finished meekly. "And I'm going to do a little trick for you-"
He reached into the cart and pulled out what appeared to be four manacles connected by a chain. "Here we have the-" he almost fumbled it, but caught it. "Locking device, and I would like to take a moment to select people from the audience to assist me with this…" Some people raised their hands, not Raven, but some. "And I took the liberty of borrowing ticket stubs from the front desk to make it completely random." He reached into the cart and pulled out a small fry basket of ticket stubs, before dumping them into his top hat, giving it a shake, and reaching in before pulling out two. "Oh, front row seats 5 and 6."
There was a palpable silence before Raven groaned. "…Shit, that's us."
"Oh, cool!" Zatanna hopped up and took Raven by the hand. They both got on stage to appropriate wolf whistles and cheers as The Amazing Joel stared at them and their big jiggling breasts: allegedly, we couldn't see his eyes. Before clearing his throat.
"Thank you, ladies." He said over Raven's scowls. "Can you tell the crowd that we've never met before?"
"We haven't," Zatanna replied as Raven nodded.
"Yep. No idea who you are."
"Great. And uh-what do you do?" he said as Zatanna and Raven looked at each other before saying with moderate enthusiasm.
"We're Superbabes." There was a slight hoot from the crowd, followed by polite clapping as Zatanna added.
"They know who we are." To a small chuckle as Joel frowned, apparently HE didn't know what a Superbabe was.
"What is that?"
"We dress up in sexy costumes and serve food," Raven replied to more wolf whistles.
"Superheroes. Superheroines. I'm Zatanna, and this is Raven." And what are the odds they came up for a magic act? Astronomical. Unless you're Orders and rigging the system.
"Okay…" Joel said before holding out the manacles to the girls. "Can you, lovely ladies, confirm that this is, in fact, metal chains and manacles?"
Well, not confirm perse, but they were heavy enough, and this was a show. "Looks like it," Raven said, as Zatanna tested the heft of one.
"Yep."
"Great." He said, "Would you mind?" he held out his wrists. "Putting them on my wrists and ankles?" he said as Zatanna chuckled.
"Normally, you have to pay for that." She joked, which got a good laugh, but she and Raven took his left and right side, hooking the manacles so that his arms were level with his waist, and from the looks of it, he couldn't lift them any higher. Then his stomach, the chain going tight with barely a tug.
"As you can see." Joel said, though how he could see with his eyes covered was rather debatable, "I can't raise my hands any higher than my chest." He said, lifting it to his stomach again, barely being able to. Zatanna then took his top hat from his head and put it on her own head as he did a double take, but moved on as the crowd chuckled. "Can't get to it now." He mumbled as they laughed. "Okay. Ladies, there is a curtain in their mind grabbing it for me, please." Raven turned, reached into the cart as her breasts hung and wobbled, and she stood back up. "Now hand the other end to Zatanna… and unroll it." He added as they let the cloth drape to the floor at his waist.
"Now just pull it up over my face, please." He said, as they raised the curtain covering his entire body, but just before he reached his chin, his hands covered the top and pulled it down slightly as a murmur rippled through the crowd. "Oh, and uh, count to three with me before we drop it?" Pulling his free hands away as the girls raised them up together.
"One! Two! THREE!" With the crowd, they dropped the curtain, and there was Joel, in his underwear… his pants had torn away, leaving him in tight white underwear as the crowd laughed. He had gotten out of the manacles, but they were now on the floor with his pants. Raven's eyes bulged at the bulge in his pants as he quickly reached down, grabbed the cloth, and wrapped it around himself.
"A-All part of the show!" he said, even though it wasn't. "Thank you, ladies!" he said as Raven kept staring at his crotch, "Oh!" and he snatched the hat off of Zatanna's head back onto his own as the crowd clapped and he desperately tried to get off the stage before he made a further ass of himself. Raven's gaze, however, remained locked on his crotch…
A few more amateur magicians of very high quality flickered on and off the stage, sometimes literally. But all in all, it wasn't a bad show, but Raven was oddly quiet, didn't clap or anything. Her mind was on other things, apparently.
Once the show was done, the people started heading out. Zatanna and Raven hit the bathrooms and started walking out by themselves. "What's with you?" she asked as Raven seemed to come out of a rather focused thought.
"What?"
"You've been weirdly quiet." Zatanna asked uncertainly, "So weirdly quiet that I'm about to be concerned if you can drive." She said as the cars emptied out of the lot, though the van was still there.
"It's nothing," Raven replied bluntly, but Zatanna's eyes narrowed suspiciously at her. "…WHAT?"
"…This is because that guy had a HUGE dick, right?"
"What guy? Shut up." Raven replied as Zatanna laughed.
"It is! Oh my god, you are a FREAK." She said, "That magician guy!" She said, standing with Raven as she patted her clothes for her keys. "The guy who tore his pants on stage! You SIZE queen."
"Alright. SHUT UP. Or I'm leaving you-"There was a crash of metal on the ground, and they looked to find some manacles behind the van as the girls stared at it. Zatanna raised an eyebrow at Raven as someone, apparently trying hard not to be noticed, slowly reached down and picked up the manacles. As if they didn't know he was there…
"…Joel?" Zatanna said, and after a second.
"…Yes?" he finally answered after a long and awkward pause. Raven glared at Zatanna, who smiled at her.
"…Well, I don't want to drive home with you being all DISTRACTED," Zatanna said.
"Oh fuck you."
"Want some help there, Joel?" Zatanna replied, drumming the hood of Raven's car as she walked around to the back of the van.
"Oh FUCK you." Raven groaned, but she too started walking around behind them to find poor Joel with his curtain around his waist like a makeshift dress, loading his magician stuff into the back of his van…. Of course, it was when the girls looked into the van.
"…Joel, are you living out of your van?" she asked as there was a mattress in the middle of it, and a grey shirt with a Batman symbol on it hanging from a hanger from a grab handle. Really looked like he was living out of his van.
"What?" he asked as he looked inside, and they saw the mattress. "Oh, no, I picked that mattress up today; my other one caught on fire."
"…Caught on fire," Zatanna said skeptically as she took the hat and put it on her head, and Joel just sighed at that. "It looks better on me." She said knowingly.
"My bed caught on fire. One of my tires exploded, and my PANTS fell off. Just another day in the life of Joel." He said relatively good-naturedly. "AND now I flashed everyone in the theater."
"Meh, not the first time it's happened." She asked as Raven stood watching him for a second, "Luck might be changing."
"Fuck you," Raven replied bluntly as Joel hesitated, looking between them while Zatanna smiled as Joel put the last of his magic act into the van.
"Well, uh… I mean, that might be nice. I was hoping to get a better reaction from my act, but it was kinda mid… which is another career I can cross off my list."
"Oooh." Zatanna smiled, leaning on the van door as he stared into her cleavage. "That's a bit harsh. It wasn't a bad act."
"My pants came off." He said point down at the curtain across his legs. As he continued to stare into Zatanna's chest.
"Yeah, but it's not like you didn't have anything to brag about. Right?"
"Fuck off," Raven repeated as Joel then looked between them, and realized that Raven was coming closer.
"Did I do something?" he asked uncertainly, but Raven rolled her eyes.
"She wants me to suck your dick," Raven said as Joel blinked at her… allegedly.
"What?" he replied as Zatanna smiled.
"My friend here is NOTORIOUS for being a size queen." She said, "And your dick…" she poked Joel's chest. "Has been on her brain ever since your pants dropped. Now. I don't feel like driving home with her with her mind on sucking, licking, and probably fucking a big dick… so… how about we go into this van, and we get her mind off what she didn't do?"
"…What?"
"For fucks sake. I am NOT Veronica." Snapped Raven, but Zatanna grabbed Joel's makeshift skirt and yanked.
"H-HEY!?" he gasped as Zatanna threw the curtain into the van and Joel scrambled after it, the massive sausage in his underwear bulging as Raven stared at it again and felt a tingle of lust shiver through her. Once Joel was inside, Zatanna shut the door behind him.
"…Uh huh."
Raven came out of her big dick trance, glared at Zatanna, and snarled. "FUCK you." Before approaching the closed door, and knocked on it.
Time: 9:07 PM. Place: The Artemis Theater (Parking Lot)
"Hey, Joel." Raven said, still very irritated, "If you open this door right now. I'll give you the best blowjob of your life." She said, "…And my very irritating friend here will give you a boobjob."
"Hey-"
"Fuck you. Or I'm leaving you here." Raven replied as the van finally opened. Raven, then seeing Joel, still in his underwear, opened the van.
"You're serious?... why?" Raven, however, hooked her finger into Zatanna's cleavage and tugged down her top; her big geek girl titties jiggled free, and Joel couldn't only hypnotically gaze at Zatanna's cleavage as Raven scoffed.
"And that answers my question." She shoved Joel into the van, and he toppled onto the mattress as Raven abruptly slipped in, followed by a still topless Zatanna, who shut the door in the now empty lot.
"H-Hey wait a-" however, his words died in his throat as Raven, hooked her skill shirt with her hands, before yanking it over her head and letting her big goth girl titties breathe as he stared at them wobbling. She crawled towards him and focused SOLELY on his crotch, hooking her fingers into his underwear before tugging it away and freeing his massive, uncut, 12-incher, it could even be thirteen as it wobbled upright. Raven stared at it, taking a direct hit to her size-queen buttons as Zatanna laughed.
"Damn, look at that thing!" she laughed nervously as Raven grabbed his cock and began to stroke. Her tits bulged on his right leg as Zatanna leaned in on his left. Their big breasts bulging on him as Raven stroked him over and over. "Went a little quiet there, RAVEN." She teased, but Raven broke her trance to hiss a soft.
"Fuck you." Slapping his cock on Zatanna's tits as if to punish her.
"Oh…" she chuckled as Joel's cock rigidly stood upright in dazed awe. Zatanna promptly wrapped her breasts around the base of Joel's cock and SQUEEZED as Raven fondled and stroked his tip. The big titty geek girl began to stroke his member and moaned softly as she sharpened him up even further. Her soft tits squeezed him as Raven fondled and stroked… and promptly raised herself up and started sliding her lips down the top of his cock before his brain could recover.
Raven's eyes rolled and moaned, sliding her lips up and down on his cock as she buried her face into Zatanna's tits. Kissing the geek girl's titties as she pulled them away abruptly. Raven's head, however, kept going up and down, deeper and further as Zatanna, in his hat, crawled up his body and pushed her tits into his face.
"MMgh!" Smothering him with breasts as he sucked on her nipples, her chest rolling around his face as they popped into his mouth. Joel moaned, pushing on her chest as Raven kept swinging her face up and down on his cock.
"MMGH!" burying her face into his crotch, his veiny cock pulsating in her throat as she pulled to the tip, with a loud SLURP. "MMn?!" she gasped as Joel shivered and promptly spurted his cum into her mouth. "MMgnh!?" she groaned, but gulped it down, pulling away as he popped out of her throat, "Haa…" she gasped, tongue lolling from her mouth as she let his limp cock rest on her tongue.
"What already?" Zatanna replied, putting the full weight of her tits on Joel's face as Raven stroked him, and shimmied out of her shorts. "…Oh, we're not done, Mr. Amazing." Zatanna chuckled before pushing up.
"BWAH!" he gasped as Raven rubbed his cock on her tits, before both of them squeezed their titties around his girth, rubbing up against him as his cock was smothered with even more tits. Easily sharpening him up again as he groaned, but like magic, his cock was soon rigid again as Zatanna pulled away, and Raven abruptly climbed up onto his lap, aiming his cock up into her body before promptly sliding him inside her.
"UGH! FUCK!" she gasped, slamming down onto him and taking all his cock with one quick rush. "Haa! AAH!" hands on his chest, swinging her hips up and down rapidly as Zatanna crawled onto the mattress, pushing her tits back into his face as Raven's tits swung up and down. "Ah! AH!!" tossing her dark hair, rolling her hips, riding him hard as the van rocked under her.
Zatanna smothered Joel's face again as Raven rode him harder and harder, her insides clamping down around Joel's shaft as he bucked his hips. Zatanna tossed her head, and after rubbing her tits on his face again, she pulled up, swinging her leg over his face and squatting around his head. "MMNg?!"
"Haah…" holding her chest in her hands, rubbing her nipples as Raven rode him harder and harder. Eyes dazedly rolling in their sockets as she slammed her hips down on him.
"FUCKING SHIT…" Raven groaned, shaking in orgasm and clamping down on him as Zatanna grinded her pussy on his face. Their tits bulging together as they began moaning and cooing, shaking on top of Joel as his hands reached up to grab at Zatanna's ass. "MMgh!"
"Ooooh…" Zatanna giggled as Raven reached up to the roof of the van, pushing down on him, bouncing and riding on his lap as she moaned loudly. "God, you size queen slut." Laughed Zatanna as Raven squatted and bounced up and down, riding Joel's cock as she howled.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! FUCK! Oh! FUCK ME! WITH THIS! COCK!!" slamming down onto him so hard he was bouncing off the mattress and up into her as her head rolled back on her neck, shaking as she rode herself to an ORGASM. "FUUUUCK!!" Her howls of orgasm echoed in the van as Zatanna rolled over and put her hands on Raven's tits, shoving her off Joel's cock. "Ah!" flopping onto her back, but shaking in orgasm. "Oh, you BITCH…" groaned Raven as Zatanna crawled across Joel's lap, her tits springing on his cock before she slammed her own hips down on him in reverse.
"Oh! Oh! My! TURN! OH!!" grabbing Joel's legs as her ass swung up and down, taking him into her body again and again. "Oh fuck oh fuck…" she hissed as Raven's body, still shaking, sat up, crawling on her hands and knees back to the mattress. "Ooh! Oooh!!" riding Joel hard, she abruptly slammed down. "Fuuuuck…"
"Light weight!" Snarled Raven hungrily as their breasts bulged together as Joel quivered.
"Oh! Oh god!" he gasped, but Zatanna wiggled on his lap and was shoved out of the way, with a wet pop. Raven grabbed Joel's wet shaft as he groaned, stroking him eagerly up and down before snarling at him.
"Get off the mattress and FUCK me with this thing!"
"Didn't I-"
"FUCK ME WITH THIS THING!" she snarled at him before spinning around, shaking her ass on her hands and knees as Joel reacted faster than he thought about it, grabbing her hips before panicking and missing her pussy completely. "OOOOOH!!" his cock shot into Raven's ass, and she started squealing as he focused solely on moving his hips. "OH, you fucking! ASSHOLE!!" gasped Raven, shaking and howling as her big goth girl tittles wobbled under her. "FUCK ME!!" she squealed happily, eyes rolling and shaking as his cock plunged in and all.
Joel swung his hips hard into Raven over and over, the superbabe size queen howled in pleasure even as her ass was stretched to capacity. "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!!" rolling and riding the big titty goth girl size queen until she ached her back and head, roaring her climax hard as he buried his cock up her ass. "Oooooh! FUCK!!" shrieking her climax, flopping forward and twitching on her chest as her big goth girl titties bulged beneath her. "MMMGH!!"
Joel savored the sensation of an anal grip on Raven before pushing off her ass, sliding out of her body with a wet slurp. It rigidly stood up as Zatanna, suddenly swung her leg over Raven's body, hands on her shoulders, and shaking her hips behind her to help Joel with that persistent erection as he stood up, grabbed her waist, and with his head nearly scraping on the van, he slid up into Zatanna.
"Oh! Ooh!" her breasts flicking and rubbing on top of Raven's back as he began furiously pumping away at her. Tossing her long black hair as the hat wobbled on her head. "Ooh! Oh! FUCK…" she gasped as he began furiously swinging his hips, before gasping suddenly, speeding up. Feeling Zatanna tighten up around him as he furiously pumped and then just as suddenly, ripped out of her body. "Ah!" she shivered and gasped as Raven, recovered from her size queen fucking, promptly elbowed Zatanna off her. "Ooh!" shivering, the Geek girl dropped onto her ass as Raven sat up.
"Get off me!" she grumbled, and turning so their breasts bulged against each other again, Joel stood awkwardly, resting her hands on the roof. Shaking as she grumbled, "FUCK me in the ASS…" she snarled, sitting on her sore hole as Joel groaned suddenly and-
"Oh shit."
A HUGE gush of cum blasted out of Joel's cock and across Raven and Zatanna's face, dripping down between them onto their tits as he groaned, and another gush erupted from him, coating Raven's face, before a final moan and a twitch as a FINAL load coated Zatanna's face, and onto the brim of the borrowed hat. "Haa…" Joel gasped and flopped onto his back as Zatanna and Raven sat covered in cum.
"MMM…" Zatanna mumbled, blowing cum from her lips as Raven groaned, glowering at her.
"…FUCK."
"Hoo-oooly crap." Joel groaned, his cock twitching limply as Zatanna looked around, hoping to find a towel… and failed, taking off the hat and putting it down.
"…Well, shit." She laughed as Raven rolled her eyes.
"With a cock like that why are you a magician? You should get into porn." She declared indignantly as Joel seemed to process that.
"Wait… porn?"
"Uh YEAH. You have a 12-inch dick. Get into porn." Raven grumbled, "…And now we're covered in cum. I tried to AVOID this!" she said indignantly to Zatanna, who peeked her head out of the van.
"Well… yeah. But hey! You fucked a MASSIVE cock, so… it's still a fun day for you."
"Fuck you!-"
Time: One wee Later. Place: Gotham (Superbabes)
"-Izzy." Raven finished, slamming the cards on the poker table as Izzy essentially finished telling Laura the story of how they fucked a big dicked former magician named Joel in the parking lot.
"Yeah, yeah fuck me. I know Alice." Izzy replied, looking at her cards and folding. "So anyway. Glad he took our advice to heart and got into porn."
"That's not necessarily very good advice." Laura replied, "Speaking from Experience."
"I heard no complaints," Izzy replied as Orders from her counter replied.
"That literally was a complaint."
"So… wait, he blows his load over the both of you in the center of a parking lot? What happened after that?" Laura asked concernedly as Izzy shrugged.
"Grabbed our things, got into the driver's car, and drove to my place," Izzy said, as Alice scowled.
"No fucking way was I going home to Veronica covered in cum… again," Alice grumbled.
"So… you just got in your car and drove to Izzy's apartment?"
"It won't be the first or last time my car smells like Veronica's average Saturday night." Alice snarked again as Izzy rolled her eyes.
"Man, if we got pulled over by the cops, that would've been a funny ass story." Izzy declared, "probably would've gotten us out of a ticket."
Laura snorted with Laughter as Alice rolled her eyes, "Ha-ha… well… I guess I'm glad you had a good time making a magician's dick disappear."
"I mean… I was just offering him a titjob and maybe a suck." Izzy replied, "Alice was the one that succumbed to temptation."
"Fuck. You. Izzy." Alice declared as Laura, and Izzy laughed. "Deal the fucking cards…"
"Is THIS your card?" Izzy replied, pulling up the Queen of Spades, but Alice snatched the cards herself and started shuffling.
"Technically, all the Queens are her cards. Alice doesn't judge color." Laura noted as Alice scowled.
"I hate you both."
End
This canonically takes place before Huntress #7 :)