Gabe
I'm not too sure if I should hate my life or love my life.
I'm pretty sure any guy who was living my life or knew about my life would quickly slap some sense into me as it should be televised....on Skinemax...as a drama series. A series that could easily last 5 solid seasons and I'm sure anyone would gladly pay to watch my life as it unfolds.
But the truth is my life is exhausting.
No really, I'm serious.
You try juggling two sex crazed nymphos along with the slew of girl's literally throwing themselves at me. And that's before all the shit I have had to go through.
And I swear I was never this interesting in high school.....nor cute as Kel and the other females have told me that I wasn't cute back in high school. Sure lanky and awkward and almost a loner...with minimal girlfriend's and long dry spells.
Yet now it felt like I couldn't go outside without some female throwing their panties at me.....and trying to fuck me. I felt like I was some new whore-nip.....yes I'm referencing cat nip but for females.
It's like over the summer in between high school and college I had blossomed to where I went from awkward and unnoticeable to sauve and alluring. Though I swear I'm still the same person as I was before the summer started. Still awkward. Still a closet smart ass. Still a geek.
And that's before my change, though to be honest I haven't really gone out to find out if my change made me more handsome or something.....I've been too busy.
With school, my girls, Morgan, Sabrina, Karinna and Mia, my mom, Brynn, Dr. Braxter, my online accounts and the other things that seem to mysteriously take up so much of my extremely limited valuable time. And now I'm Kel and eight other girl's agent. AND I'm starting up a new online service.
Yeah my ass is busy.
Yesterday my day was STUPID busy....hell my entire week was bonkers.
Before the weekend was over I had humiliated my mom and failed horribly into converting her back into my mother.....my only silver lining from the whole exchange was that I was able to convince my mom to finally go see a damn shrink to work out her marital issues.
Then MY dumbass completely forgot that THIS week was finals so I didn't study much.
AND I forgot to call ALL the girl's over for a study session and maybe call double or nothing for our midterm bet.
What?
I wanted an all out orgy that I controlled instead of owing Mia a stupid date day.
Plus I hadn't seen.....or fucked either Karinna or Mia since my change.
Like I said, I"VE BEEN BUSY!!!!
I swear if I didn't have such a stupid amount of high luck, at the moment seems like my luck is only geared one way, I wouldn't have any luck at all.
And I can't count on one hand how many times something should have blown up in my face....but nope I've been able to dodge and maneuver through everything as the literal shit hits the fan and come out on the other side smelling like roses.
How I have NO idea.
So the entire week I pretty much used a quarter as my answer guide and test checker. Just imagine me flipping a coin and using the results to get my answers. The re-check is I do the coin flips again to check my answers.
Yeah I literally watched a student in high school do that during a test as he pulled out a coin and started flipping the coin. When the teacher asked him what he was doing the student calmly replied 'Getting the answers'. Everyone, at the time, looked at him like he was crazy.....except three people who quickly diverted their attention from him to their own tests. Clear give away they were trying to cheat from him. Then when the student was done he waited exactly five minutes before flipping a coin and smacking it again. When the teacher asked him what he was doing now the student calmly answered 'Checking my answers'.
Yeah the teacher face palmed himself more than once. At least the students never tried copying off him ever again.
I don't know why that stuck out in my mind but it just did.
So I raced through ALL my finals not giving two shits about my results as I was carrying either an A in the class or a high B/low A so if I bombed my final the most my grade would drop is a C at worst.
Though I highly doubt I was going to bomb any of my tests as just about 80% of each final was multiple choice so depending on the weighting of the questions the worst I might do is a B. Still not bad and not enough to bring my final grade lower than a B.
I don't know about Kel or Summer and how they could have done on their finals.
After yesterday's whole Site pitch to the girls was done and finals was pretty much done as well. And now that we were officially on Winter Break, we; Kel, Summer and myself, got home to have some alone time before both myself and Summer received a text from Mia reminding us about our midterm bet.
Naturally her reminding us of the bet did ruffle Summer's feather's. And mine as well but for obvious different reasons.
So we spent the night fucking damn near until midnight well after I had nothing left in the tank both in the energy department and in the nut department.
Mia made me start the day by coming over to her's and Karinna's shared apartment with breakfast in hand, a donut from a specific donut shop and specific donut.....a peanut butter filled donut topped with chocolate and white sprinkles. She wanted her favorite coffee from Flying J....a upside down grasshopper with two extra shots and extra chocolate whipped cream. All of which costed me nearly $25.
I would have been an ass and put said donut on a certain piece of flesh but the hole in the donut was too narrow so that idea was out. Plus I really didn't want peanut butter or chocolate all over me.
Still I showed up dressed as commanded that she said I must be dressed proper for the day she had planned and bring extra clothing and styles along with toiletries aka deodorant cologne just to name a few of the items she requested I bring for my day long date as the day was going to be quote fun unquote.
I wore one of the few remaining slacks that still fit me and the few remaining collared shirts I had in my closet.
I stylized my long ass hair swearing that one of these days I will finally get my ass over to a barber and get my mop shaved off or something. Just as long as my hair finally gets out of my eyes.
I would say I needed my face shaved but Summer makes me shave every other day after the razor burn fiasco a couple of months ago.
I put on my only dress shoes that survived my growth spurts from high school.....my senior prom shoes to be exact.
Actually come to think of it most of my outfit was the clothes I wore to my high school prom if I'm not mistaken.
Then I packed a bag with two pairs of sweat pants, four pairs or boxers, a couple of under shirts, a stick of deodorant, my cologne, and my pills.
Then I threw my bag, sweater and shoes into my car before I went off first thing in the morning I got my coffee before I got Mia's breakfast/coffee request and headed over to her apartment.
I was semi caffeinated by the time I got to the apartment and retrieved the key from on top of the outside light the girl's threw into there as I could easily reach it.
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