If your thinking everything will go Fubar right away after finding a suspicious odd job with a even more suspicious looking dude who looks like he could snap you like a tooth pick than it means the day has been fated to be fucked up Beyond all recognition . Here I am in the middle of a good damn abandoned factory trying and failing to hold my guts in and failing miserably . So the floor is green with vomit and my boss is honestly telling me to just cuts the damn body up to dispose of it . Like how the fuck did it get to this and why do I feel like I am just waiting for my girlfriend to save me like a damsel in distress. Still let's turn back the clock a bit to a full 10 hours ago to found how this shit day started. Well let me tell you staying in a shitty hotel when your used to a student apartment is a real shit show. Well waiting up with your girlfriends arms around you could make a man like me who thought himself single for like to be pretty smug . Most guys would be if they had such a beautiful and Capable girlfriend. Like holy hell most girls are not both because you usually have to trade one for another. Like I feel smug waking up with my girls tits in my face but looking at this shitty room ruined the whole feeling I had going this morning. But hey at least I am not alone in this. Motivation is hard to found especially when the same day my apartment building when up in flames mysteriously note the sarcasm there and to make matters worse I lose my Office job just to sweetie the shit cake I have been forced to swallow . Anyway today almost a hour later my girlfriend is looking online on some suspicious form . So here we go suspicious odd job. Apparently I mean that Sarcastically
In every way we are supposed to drop something that is in a black suitcase at a certain place at a certain time like wtf that sounds like so much suspicious bullshit taking this job is almost asking to get screwed over all the way to death. I can almost always feel when someone is lying and this guy is full of shit. Still should I not call him out on this? Not that I am willing too given the fact this guy has enough muscle to bend me in half. Sucks to be the guy who somehow manages to attract a beautiful girl only to found out she is crazy and I am too for accepting everything that come out of her crazy ass bullshit . But she's got personality she's no wallflower that's for sure more like the girl out in the dark hanging around the movie theater waiting for the next movie smoking weed . Definitely not a girl you should ever and I mean ever take home to meet the parents. Especially since I just know my mother would try to separate us but hey she thinks she knows best than what that last blind date . Like seriously she thinks she can choose everything I do. Like it's me who has to deal with it when her choice is wrong specially, since in her eyes she's done no wrong. Still this sucks. I mean at least and my girlfriends name is serenity mom don't fuck it up to my girlfriend her name is important. Even though she's the total opposite of her name when thinks go off the rails in crazy town. Anyway with the day that might or might not go to shit on me later. Damn there we go no names hiding in overgrown jackets wigs gloves makes holy moly shit my girlfriend is getting way too into this but she sure as hell pulls off the crazy sexy Intimidating gang poster girl or maybe gang enforcer . But I should be giving her ideas she might actually become one and damn sexy crazy seems to be deeply distracting . Ok ok don't think about it. Cold showers later because I am certainly not doing it in that bed at the roach motel. With the way the front desk manager has been eyeing my girlfriend he's going to bite off more than he can chew. Like seriously she's fine with me but she might stab him to death and burn the place down. Still no giving her ideas. its a bit too close but it works i think as i look at the fake hair i will cover up with. getting ready is proving to be more of a pain in the butt than the odd job itself. mr scars all over as my girlfriend keeps calling him . like does she want us to lose this job or for this to go fbar this soon. still this guy looks like a gangster who seen some shit . you know i love you babe? yeah ? but if bullet star flying you protect pretty please? just admit it and i will in my head at least this odd job is making me worry because i do not want to be wanted with my face everywhere because someone wanted to pin blame. Still being On America's most wanted it sounds like something that would happen to me and my girlfriend doing an odd job like this sounds like an easy way to the American most list. Robbery domestic terrorism and vandalism. What a shit day definitely America's most wanted at least we didn't leave any here behind DNa or anything still all these precautions. I just know someone's gonna slip up . Probably one of the Idiots in the back at least we didn't show our Real faces or names. I don't wanna be sold out for a plea deal . Still my girlfriend is so good planning and get away with crimes