Jonathan POV:
The spiders and their loved ones came out of the space. I look at them, Peters, Uncle Bens, Aunt Mays, Gwen's and the spider people. My chest swells with pride because I can do something meaningful for these kids. I clap my hands and gain their attention. "Well, my introduction with you all has been shaky. So, let's do that again. I am Jonathan Keyes Long, full time father of my children and husband to my wife. Part time Circumdans Omnia, the one who encompasses all. My hobby is spending quality time with my family and persecuting LGBTQ freaks. So, any questions?"
"Uh, are cannon events really that important?" Asks Miles, clearly trying to avoid my persecution hobby. "They are important just not in the way O'Hara thinks. Cannon events are what the universe wants to happen but will not push it far if the event doesn't happen the way the universe wants it to happen. Such as Spider-Gwen, the candidate for Spider-Man is always Peter Parker but it instead bit Gwen so the universe just rolled with it.
Also the fact that Lieutenant Stacy quit just before being promoted also broke cannon but the universe didn't end. There was never anything such as a fixed rule when it came to the rules and natures of a universe.
Today light's speed is 186,000 miles per second but during the big bang it was unquantifiable as photon was the first vanguard to secure the final border of an ever expending universe, when that said border is reached by the ever expanding matter of the universe, then begins the big freeze or more commonly known as the heat death. So, does that answer your question?"
Everyone's jaws were slack as they just heard the truth of universal creation and destruction from me. "I was not expecting to learn that." Mutters Peni. "Eh, you would've learned eventually but too late most of the time." I shrug. A console in front of me starts beeping. "Ah, it's the broddiest boss of the year. Miguel O'Hara is here." I say my glasses going silver like an anime protagonist.
"Okay guys, we need to draw sticks to see who gets to deal with the big bad spider." I say while my grin turned manic. "Sending you would be overkill. Let's send Rose." Nominates Jake. "And we won't be overkill?" Asks Haley. Our sights turned towards the spiders and they tensed the moment they noticed our sight drilling onto them. "No, no they don't need to go. I will go." Interjects dad. "You're certain, dad?" I ask.
"Of course, it's been a while since I snapped a whippersnapper back to place in a long time." Said dad while walking in his blue robe that's too long for him. I clapped my hands and said, " Well, that's decided. Greet the moron and twist his ears or his bones." "Sure." Dad disappeared in a flash of white light. "You think gramps will use the Sky Splitter?" Asked Jake. "Eh, no." "He's too prideful for that." I say with a shrug. We turned towards the screen that was displaying Miguel moving with his people."
"This is gonna be fun." I say out loud. Making the spider people and their loved ones shudder as they've noticed my family's might.
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