Damon crossed his arms, looking at the sky where the sun bled into the sea.
"If I had a daughter, I'd tell her how cute she was every day. You know babies are born ultra ugly. It's not just humans, even animals."
Seras blinked slowly.
Damon raised his hand, counting with his fingers.
"They have growth stages before they reach maximum cuteness. The first is the ugly at birth stage when they're red and don't have any fur or cute traits. Now that's the stage only a mother could love, but we all pretend they're the most beautiful thing in life. We lie to ourselves."
Seras' lips twitched awkwardly.
"Erm… okay…"
"Then the actual cute phase when they're small and start making cute sounds. They have some chubby fat and maybe fur in case of animals."
He smiled faintly as if picturing it.
"Then they reach the talking stage where they are learning and are super cute. Now this is the ultra cute phase. After here it's downhill for most people. You either become beautiful or you're ugly."
