"No! Absolutely not!" the dumbass quickly denied.
"Then aren't you useless now?" Lu Xiaobu tilted his head.
"You're the one who's useless!" the dumbass got anxious, "What kind of owner are you! People say you should respect the owner when hitting their dog, and now, in front of outsiders, you're dissing your own dog? Is this really okay?!"
"Whoa, damn! Makes sense!" Lu Xiaobu raised an eyebrow, "Go, get me a cup of tea!"
"I... get you, tea?!" the dumbass's mouth twitched, wishing he could bite Lu Xiaobu, "Can you see my paws holding a cup of tea for you?!"
"Figure it out yourself." Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes, "If you can't bring it, I'll lock you at home until no one finds it unusual for a dog to speak human language!"
"I... fine, I'm going to get tea!" the dumbass looked miserable.
What kind of owner is this!
Lock me up until people think it's normal for a dog to talk?!
Why don't you just say lock me up forever!
The dumbass walked off dejectedly.
