Now, for the most part, the guardian beast's account wasn't exactly inaccurate.
It simply contained considerably more of his personal opinions than objective reality.
Because had he been looking at the situation through everyone else's eyes instead of his own admittedly biased perspective, Pan-pan's changes would've deserved far more than being dismissed as merely ridiculous.
Well, sure, perhaps ridiculous still fit.
Only because the mere fact that any of this was happening, if at all, was truly absurd.
But nobody should deny that after consuming a single serving of the Luxury Pet Food, several of Pan-pan's feathers began to glow with intense radiance.
It wasn't an exaggeration either.
No, this was literal.
