Finally, it was that time again…time for daily sign-in.
The familiar blue screen blinked to life, hovering lazily in front of him like a smug vending machine that knew it owned his soul.
[Daily Sign-In Reward: Anti-Tan Lotion (48hr Duration)]
[Description: Just apply a bit and forget skin darkening under any light exposure. Water, sweat, or nuclear radiation — none shall pass. Seriously, you could sunbathe on the surface of the sun and come out looking like a porcelain doll.
Warning: May cause extreme shininess and an inexplicable urge to wear white linen suits. Use at your own risk. Side effects may include becoming too fabulous for your current social circle.]
"System, what the heck is this side effect? What does wearing white linen mean? And what is this shining? As for being fabulous, I'm already fabulous enough."
