"I'm going out!" Ino called out, grinning back at her father as she stood in an all concealing raincoat as she smiled cheekily at her father, a touch of make up on her face.
"Hold it," Inoichi frowned as he looked at his daughter, watching her as she froze, those blue eyes of his narrowing slowly, "Turn around."
"Yes daddy?" the girl smiled innocently as she looked back at her father, batting her own blue eyes back at him.
"What's with the coat?" his arms were crossing his chest now, a warning tone slipping into his voice.
"Now daddy, don't you trust me?" the girl smiled back at him.
"What's with the coat." the man repeated his eyes narrowing even more.
"Are you REALLY sure you want to know daddy?" the girl grinned back at him, her eyes filled with a mischievous delight, "And think, VERY carefully on that."
The man opened his mouth to say, yes, he sure as he did want to know what she had on under there, before a growing pit in the middle of his stomach spoke its own mind, "Princess..."
"I'm a kunoichi of the leaf now daddy," the girl spoke up casually, "And you KNOW what that can entail."
The man flinched back at those words, images coming unbidden to his mind that he really, really didn't want to think about, "Ino..."
"Besides, I think you can get a pretty good idea of just what I might have under here if you think about it," The girl smirked casually back at her father, "I told you, Hinata-chan and I are going to do something to mess with the rest of our genin class. If they thought they were jealous of him before..."
Inoichi could only stare as his daughter let off a giggle that bordered somewhere between perverted and maniacal, "Just... Be safe then, all right?"
"Of course!" the girl rolled her eyes, "I'm gonna have Hinata-chan and Naruto-kun with me. Its not like we're gonna have sex!" the girl paused then, her thoughts trailing off as a small leer appeared on her face along with a small trickle of blood, "Though..."
"ENOUGH!" there was a look of helplessness and anger on the man's face as he waved his hands, violently across his face, "NO more! Please, No More!"
"Well, I did warn you daddy," Ino smiled back at her father, "Have a good night!"
And with that, Inoichi Yamanaka watched as his daughter slipped out of their house, to enjoy the rest of her afternoon, leaving her father to groan softly in their house, "I need a drink."
-Hyuga Compound-
"Hinata-sama," the pale eyes of Neji Hyuga watched as his cousin was discretely taking her leave from the compound, brow furrowing just slightly at her appearance, dressed in nothing more than an over-sized raincoat and a pair of boots.
"Y-yes, Neji?" the girl spoke up, almost timidly as she looked up at her cousin's eyes, was that make up he could see on her face?
"Where are you going?" the words were cold and clipped as he spoke, staring hard at her.
"Out," the words were said, simply and firmly as there was a sudden fire of defiance in her eyes.
"And what are you wearing?" the boy frostily replied.
The girl grinned back at him with a soft blush on her cheeks, "Clothes."
"Hinata-sama..." the boy glared back at her.
"Go away Neji," the girl responded before she turned and continued on her way back down the street.
Or, at least she tried to until she could feel her cousin's hand, gripping on her arm, "Hinata-sama, you should remember your place in our Clan. It would not do to have the clan heiress wandering around like a common..."
The girl shook her arm free as she interupted the boy, her eyes suddenly frigidly cold as she glared back at him, "Neji-san, I am going to say this once more. Go away."
"Hinata-sama," he hissed the last part of words like an insult as he would grab once more upon her coat, "You Will come with me to see your father. Now."
"No, as a matter of fact I won't," There was anger there now, pure and bubbling beneath her eyes as she would almost growl back at him, "I am going out, with my teammates, and you Will release me NOW!"
The growing venom in her words startled the boy enough to relax his grip on her as she pulled away, a growl now audible from her throat as she began to stalk away from the boy. The boy himself, choose instead to grab hold of her coat once more, and this time, when he pulled back, he dislodged the loose tie that held it closed. What he saw, sent a flush of embarrassment through his face, as a flush of anger through the girl.
"You, you... BASTARD!" even as a bead of blood began to dribble past the boy's nose, the girl's scream erupted against his eardrums, before he felt a sudden, excruciating pain ripping through his body. A pain courtesy of Hinata's boot lodging itself firmly up between his legs.
As the boy whimpered softly in pain, he collapsed backwards as Hinata quickly pulled her coat back over herself, tying it tightly as she fought down a shudder, glaring at her cousin.
"I take it... there's is a reason for this daughter?" Hiashi spoke up, his face clearly caught between relief and worry as he looked down at the whimpering, prone form of his nephew.
"I told him I was going out," anger was still burning through those pale eyes as she spoke, "Neji took it upon himself to intervene, and decided it was his right to interject himself into my affairs. I refused his words, he grabbed me, twice, and when he attempted a third time, he ripped open my coat," she locked her eyes dangerously onto her father, "Forcing me to reprimand him in an appropriate manner."
The man winced softly as he looked again down at Neji, before slowly, nodding, "I will see that your cousin-"
"Neji," the girl said flatly, "Until he redeems himself, in my eyes I have no relationship to this boy."
Wincing even more, Hiashi slowly nodded, "I will see that Neji is informed of his... lapse in judgment and what that entails."
"Be sure to tell him, I will be informing Naruto-kun as well."
Hiashi paled at that, his eyes widening a fraction as he would look at his daughter, "Hinata..."
"No one puts their hands on me like that without my permission!" the girl growled back at her father, "Neji was THERE when Naruto-kun gave that warning."
Gulping now, the man nodded again before he reached down, and picked up his nephew, before turning back towards the compound, with an awkward goodbye, "Enjoy the rest of the day then, Hinata."
"I'm not going to let him ruin it," the girl affirmed, before actually putting a sway to her hips as she walked down the street.
Watching his daughter walk away for a moment, Hiashi then looked down at Neji in his arms and shook his head, "You young man, are in quite a bit of trouble..." there was almost a touch of pity in his words, "Especially after she tells Naruto."
-The Bar-
"So, is this just going to be an on going joke?" the bearded jounin Asuma Sarutobi arched a brow as he looked at the sitting Kurenai and Anko, as they sat next to each other, each dressed out exactly like Kakashi Hakate, right down to the masks and forehead protectors pulled over their left eyes.
"Hmm? Did you say something?" the pair asked as one before going back to the books in hand, and giggling perversely.
Kakashi himself, twitched lightly as he threw back a gulp of sake, before grumbling at the two, "Seriously, are you TRYING to get me killed?"
"Why Kakashi-kun," Kurenai spoke up with an innocent smile, "Whatever would give you THAT idea?"
"Naruto," the man responded with a flat tone as he glared at the pair.
"Awww, is the great Kakashi afraid of our little Naruto-kun?" Anko grinned visibly beneath her mask as she glanced up from her book.
"In a word?" the man paused a moment before twitching as he glared at the pair, "Yes."
"Oh, come on Kakashi," Asuma chuckled as he leaned back in his seat, "Naruto's a good kid."
"You're just saying that because you've never been his victim."
"So?" the Hokage's son merely grinned back at the man while the rest of the group stared at him in sheer disbelief.
"How the hell have you managed that?!" Genma Shiranui asked in absolute shock.
"Um," the man paused a moment, considering as he took a deep drag on his cigarette, "The kid likes me and dad?"
"But how the hell..." the man continued, "You had to get caught up in at least SOME of the mass pranks!"
"Nope," the man shrugged, "Was with the Fire guard or out on missions almost every time he's pulled one that I might've gotten caught in."
"Meh, you guys really think Naruto just randomly pulls his pranks without any kind of planning what so ever?" Kakashi looked at the rest of them with a lazy eye, "If he doesn't want to pull anything on you, he'll go out of his way to make sure you don't get caught."
"Tell me again, why the hell is this kid only just NOW a genin?" Genma said with a low, appreciative whistle.
"Hinata Hyuga," Anko said with a grin, "That scary little bitch herself."
"Hinata... Hyuga?" Asuma just blinked at Anko, "Scary? The shy little girl who stutters and blushes all the time?"
"The little girl that nonchalantly asked me if I knew that with the right Gentle fist strike, she could make sure that I couldn't feel anything between my legs, ever again," the woman shuddered softly, "With a smile on her lips, even I'M jealous of."
"Thirteen and already has a girlfriend?" Kakashi chuckled softly, "Little Naruto-kun works fast..."
"No," Kurenai corrected softly with an amused chuckle on her lips, "Thirteen, with he and his girlfriend apparently seducing their teammate to join in."
"Ah," the silver haired jounin nodded in understanding, "Now I know why Hiashi and Inoichi were in here last night."
"They do seem to take after their mothers," Genma admitted with a soft little chuckle, "Man... Hey Kakashi, do you remember...?"
Whatever question he might've asked was instantly cut off by nearly identical blasts of killer intent launched from Anko and Kurenai as both smiled sweetly at him through their masks. Genma immediately sank back down into his seat, a look of fear crossing his face. Kakashi himself, just chuckled as he smiled back at the pair, "Really now... I'm surprised you're here tonight Anko, I thought you were going to be tied up?"
Everyone's attention shifted first to Anko, then back to Kakashi, with Genma holding a thankful expression on his face as the silver haired man smiled back at them, especially the blushing, and grumbling Anko as she responded, "It would seem my boyfriend isn't quite sure how to handle that admission..." she paused, before grinning sheepishly, "I think I broke his brain."
"Eh, I'm sure he'll recover," Asuma chuckled as he took a sip from his sake, "So, your team's already getting close, hmm Kurenai? I have to say, I was a little disappointed I didn't get a full Ino-Shika-Cho team."
"You did get Haruno, I'm sure she'll yell at the boys just as well as the Yamanaka would," Kurenai smiled softly beneath her mask, "Besides, I'm fairly certain she fits in better with my squad. Its a good combination, especially if we train the girl as a ranged fighter."
"Keeping the Hyuga for close range and the Uzumaki for mid?" Kakashi spoke up, "His abilities do tend to work best in that situation... and he is pretty already a capture oriented ninja."
"Yes, he captures, Hinata incapacitates, then if need be, Ino interrogates," Anko grinned, "Not to mention... the absolute humiliation the boy can inflict."
"Mmm..." Kurenai paused a moment, before she looked speculatively over towards Anko, "You mentioned some tricks he likes to do earlier... But you never did elaborate on it."
"Errr..." the spiky haired woman began to sweat lightly as she looked away, hiding a sheepish blush that was overwhelming her features, "You see... Um..."
"Neh, Kurenai?" Asuma spoke up, grinning softly as he leaned back, "The kid calls his style BONDAGE Style..." the word emphasized with a pointed wiggle of his brows, "I'm sure you can think of the kind of things he might have up his sleeve."
The beautiful masked woman blushed heavily as she lightly kicked the man underneath the table, before giving a speculative look at Anko, "Robbing the craddle Anko-chan?"
"NO!" the response was absolutely vehement as she glared at her friend, "I just... Pissed the brat off the first time I met him, and he decided to teach me a lesson as it was."
The embarrassed blush on her face told far more than she intended though, as immediately all the faces locked onto hers, their eyes piercing hungrily, demanding she continue.
"Gah! Stop looking at me like that you perverts!" the woman grumbled, now wishing she wasn't trapped between the wall and her friends, "It wasn't like that!"
"Whatever you say Anko," Kakashi just smiled at her, not grinned, not leered, simply, smiled serenely back at her.
"GAAAAAAAH!" the woman almost screamed as she fell back in her booth, "Fine, I'll tell you, but you guys owe me a helluva lot of dango."
The group grinned back at her, giving her a slow nod of acceptance before she blushed even further, almost trying to vanish down into her seat as she quietly grumbled back at them, "Perverts all of you..." clearing her throat, she sighed, "He's got this one trick, that's kinda like a substitution," she paused a moment knowing their eyes were on her, "He tied up a rope harness, then, substitutes it right there underneath your clothes."
Eyes widened at her, Kurenai's bugging out as Asuma gave off a soft chuckle, and Kakashi smiled at the image building up in his head while he responded, "Oh? What kind of harness?"
"The kind that's tight, and knotted in very sensitive places!" the woman snapped back, grumbling again, "He pops that off on a kunoichi in the middle of a fight... and well..." she blushed, heavily and looked away, "It gets VERY distracting..."
"So, Ino..." Kurenai's eyes widened as she looked at her friend.
"Yeah," Anko twitched lightly, "And considering how close they are now, I'm guessing she really enjoyed it," she turned her head then glared around the group, "No one mentions this to Inoichi, got it?"
"No one mentions what to me?" Inoichi's voice spoke up as the man was arching a brow at the group before him, his blue eyes narrowing slightly.
"Oh, Yamanaka-san!" Kurenai spoke up, blinking slightly as she would look at the man, "How are you doing today?"
"I just came into a bar, alone, in the middle of the afternoon," the man countered dryly, "How do you think I'm doing?"
"Ino?" Anko asked curiously.
"Ino," the man agreed as he pulled a chair over and hung his head, "She just left home, wearing a raincoat."
"Oh?" Asuma blinked a moment then eyed the man curiously, "What's so odd about her leaving wearing a raincoat?"
Kurenai gave the bearded man an, 'are you an idiot?' look before watching as Inoichi flinched and continued, "Besides the fact that its a perfectly clear day?" the man twitched lightly, "Its what may, or may not be underneath that coat."
The man blinked a moment, before an embarrassed look of understanding flashed across his face, "Ah, I see..."
The rest of the group shifted uncomfortably as Inoichi took a look at them before sighing, his face falling down into his palm, "Let me guess, you were talking about something my daughter did that has something to do with her being a very big pervert?"
"Now Yamanaka-san," Kurenai shifted slightly, "What makes you think we'd..."
"You remember my wife," the man said simply as he lightly pinched the bridge of his nose, "Now, considering what I do remember about what Hiashi and I talked about last night... I get the feeling this is going to be an on going topic of discussion," the man paused a moment before grumbling, "Considering both our daughters seem to have inherited quite a... bit from their mothers."
Kakashi paused a moment, knowing, he really, truly, probably shouldn't say anything, but... "Well, there is also the fact that Naruto's an Uzumaki."
A number of people around the table froze at that, especially Asuma as his face whitened considerably, "You don't think... you don't think he's HER son do you?"
"Weeeeeeeell..." Kakashi smiled beneath his mask, "Considering everything..."
"He loves to play pranks," Inoichi spoke up softly, his face paling even further.
"He's a loud mouthed brat," Anko added, her face twisting between horror and amusement.
"He's rude and not afraid to get in anyone's face..." Asuma added quietly, a slight smile on his lips.
"He uses Bondage Style," Kakashi added with a happy little smile, "Sounds like the kind of thing SHE would've jumped at, doesn't it?"
"I really, REALLY need a drink," Inoichi was almost crying as he cupped his face in his hands, "My baby girl! My princess!"
"Hey, Kurenai-chan," Kakashi smiled, "Want to switch teams?"
"Now Kakashi," the woman responded simply with a neutral expression on her face, "You should know I prefer playing with the same team."
The rest of the group stared at her, almost spitting out their drinks as Genma's nose began to bleed at the thought, "So, THAT'S why you're on a team with Anko."
"Now now Gen-chan," Anko tsked as she leaned over, wrapping an arm about Kurenai's waist, "Don't tell me, you haven't noticed... how CLOSE, Nai-chan and I are?"
"Oh yes," the red eyed woman nodded turning her face back to Anko as she smiled through her mask, leaning in, "I just couldn't imagine... My life without my precious... Precious Anko-chan..."
The sound of two thuds was heard seconds later as a smiling Genma was revealed laying out on the floor with a stream of blood flowing past his nose. Beyond him however, just behind Inoichi, the twitching, paled form of Iruka was seen, his body twitching lightly as the blonde jounin looked down at the chuunin, "Huh... I think Kurenai broke your boyfriend Anko."
"Dammit, he just gets fixed and you go and break him Nai-chan?" Anko grumbled softly, "Ok, come on, lets get him up in here, I want something warm to sit on!"
A few minutes later, Iruka stirred back to consciousness, feeling something warm and soft pressed back against his body, a slight wiggling just against his lap. Blinking rapidly, he quickly made note of his surroundings. On his lap, was his girlfriend, dressed like Kakashi, on his left, was the wall, on his right, was Kurenai, also dressed like Kakashi. Next to her, was Kakashi, dressed like... himself.
As the man blinked, the silver haired Kakashi leaned forward and waved at him, "Yo."
It was then, that he noticed something else. All three almost had their noses buried in small books, while the rest of the group watched them with a smiling chuckle. Well, except for Inoichi, the blonde man gotten his hands on some sake and was quietly sipping at it. Though, that didn't stop the small twinkle of amusement in his eye.
"Ok..." Iruka began, his voice struggling slowly as he looked around him, "What the hell?"
"Awww, is Iruka-kun confused?" Kurenai smiled next to him, as she leaned in, casually whispering against his ear, "And here, Anko-chan thought... you could handle a bit of fun?"
The man gulped, audibly, not quite seeing the slight grumbling look Asuma held as he purposely looked away, "Um... Anko-chan...?" the man paused a moment, before growling slightly, "What the HELL?"
The woman on his lap stiffened immediately, before slowly turning around, looking down at him with one molten brown eye, staring deep into his gaze, "Did you... just... Growl at me?"
The man paused a moment, considering as he looked back up at his girlfriend on his lap, before twitching slightly, "As a matter of fact, I did," he paused a moment, before glaring at her.
And she shivered. She didn't yell, scream, or threaten him. She simply shivered as her body pressed back against his as she smiled, wickedly beneath her mask, "About damned time."
Kurenai giggled as she watched the pair, laughing softly as she leaned back against the both, "Oh, looks like you've got her attention now!"
However, the last thing she expected was for the scarred chuunin to turn his attention, and lock that gaze onto her, while his hand came up, and firmly took hold of Anko's waist, "Now... Kakashi-san, would you please step out of the booth for a moment?"
"Errr... Right," the silver haired man responded, carefully slipping away as he stared at the man cautiously.
A flicker of worry crossed Kurenai's eyes, as she saw the building grin on Anko's lips. A grin, that most likely spelled doom for at least one person. Before she could fully react, the chuunin next to her had his hand about her waist, and was almost dragging her out of the booth.
With an indignant squawk, the red eyed woman struggled for a moment as she found herself hoisted up by the man's grip on her waist, her body held underneath his arm, as Anko found herself slung over the man's shoulder. Turning, calmly to the group, Iruka bowed slightly, "Gentlemen, I'll see you another time."
"Hey! What're you...!" whatever else Kurenai might've said, was lost as Iruka almost vanished taking off out of the bar, both women in tow.
Inoichi paused a moment, taking another slow sip of his sake as the rest of the group stared at the spot they last saw the trio, "That was the Naruto boy's teacher, wasn't it. The one that's like a big brother or father to him?"
"Yup," Kakashi nodded as he slipped back into his seat.
"My daughter's doomed to be a bigger pervert than her mother, isn't she?" the blonde man almost whimpered as he poured himself some more sake.
"More than likely," the one eyed jounin nodded in response as he lifted up his book again, "But, look on the bright side."
"Bright side?"
"She'll have a lot of fun."
As Inoichi paled even further, he decided to forgo the dish in his hand, taking a deep gulp directly from the bottle itself, "Oh god."
"Yosh!" a new figure suddenly appeared, almost jumping down next to Inoichi, clad in pure green spandex, giant thick eyebrows waggling about as he released a sparkling smile, "Konoha's beautiful green beast has arrived!" the man paused a moment, before blinking as he looked around, "What did I miss?"
-Naruto's Apartment-
The boy himself was grinning happily as he thought back to his earlier, 'discussion' with Iruka, his eyes playing with mirth and amusement as he did hope the man was able to live up to Anko's expectations, for all their sakes. A twitching little grin, he remembered the... care package he'd left with the man. Hopefully tomorrow Anko wouldn't be in any condition to be her usual, frustratedly sadistic self.
Not that he was gonna hold his breath for that. It might just mean she was gonna be sadistically satisfied. The thought brought any number of various images to his head, the boy simply did NOT want to deal with. She already acted enough like a snake as it was.
Stretching languidly out, as lay against his couch, at least, until he heard the knock at the door. Smiling, he rose up, casually walked over to open up the door. Only that smile, died along with the greeting on his lips as he saw the tinge of red in Hinata's eyes as she looked somewhere between screaming in rage, and breaking down crying.
"Hinata-chan, what's wrong?" the boy frowned, lightly pulling her into his arms and his apartment as he quickly shut the door behind them.
"N-N-Neji," she said it softly, curling back against the boy as she buried her head against his shoulder.
"What did he do?" there was a growl on his lips as he looked down a the girl in his arms, holding her tight against his chest as he heard her soft sigh of relief at his embrace.
"He... I was leaving the compound," the girl began, gently leaning in, drawing strength from his warmth as she almost melted into him, "He didn't think it was appropriate for me to be going out, and he grabbed me. I shook him off and told him to let me go, he grabbed me again, then again after I told him it was none of his business and to get away from me."
Naruto was twitching, violently as he reached up, stroking his fingers through the girl's hair, gently, soothingly, "I... see..."
"I screamed at him, and I guess that alerted my father," the girl smiled slightly a moment later, "Then I kicked that uptight bastard right between the legs."
"Huh," the boy paused a moment before leaning down, nuzzling against her neck, "So, he's going to need a testicular retrieval, along with an cranialrectal extraction?"
The girl giggled softly as she nodded, leaning into his warmth again, "Yeah, he just... ugh."
"Don't worry Hinata-chan," the boy smiled softly at her, "I'll make sure he learns the meaning of respect."
"But, not until after we've had our fun, right Naruto-kun?" the girl said firmly as she nuzzled his chest.
"Right," the boy smiled down at her, "So what did you and Ino-chan come up with?"
"R-really Naruto-kun," the girl suddenly blushed brightly, "I think we should wait for Ino-chan to get here," her voice firmed softly, "you shouldn't ruin your surprise."
"A little taste, won't hurt, will it?" the boy asked, leaning in a bit more, teasing his lips just above her soft pale skin.
"Bad Naruto-kun," the girl giggled softly as she nuzzled back against him before lightly pushing off, "Just wait a bit for Ino-chan to get here."
"Bah," the boy grumbled lightly before kissing her atop her head, "Fine, we'll wait, and I'll sit here, watching you in that plain old rain coat, wondering what it is you've got on underneath it."
With that, the boy flopped down, grumbling lightly as he playfully glared at his teammate from the couch, his arms crossed about his chest. The girl in question, giggled softly at his antics, as she would lightly sway her hips directly in front of him, "So, are you ready... to play?"
Naruto chuckled softly, "As long as we can find them all."
"Oh, don't worry," Hinata grinned mischievously as she would lightly hold her hands behind her back, "Ino-chan and I already took care of that."
"Did you now?" the boy chuckled softly as he watched those pale eyes of the girl glinting playfully, "And what did Hinata-chan and Ino-chan come up with?"
"They went and got everyone to come celebrate passing our genin tests," the grin grinned happily, "We'll meet up with them at the BBQ place."
"Is everyone going to be there?" the boy asked with an arched brow.
"Well, as always, Sasuke's a coin flip," the girl shrugged nonchalantly before she settled down onto the couch next to the blonde boy.
"Hmm, hopefully he shows up, I need to talk to him about... something," the glint was in his eyes, the 'I'm about to do something that will make someone squeal in abject terror and humiliation' glint.
"Oh?" there was an arch of the brow as Hinata smiled at him, "About something hmmm?"
"Yup, something," the boy affirmed, smiling back at her, "Gotta save the surprise afterall."
"Naughty Naruto-kun," the girl pouted softly but nodded her head, leaning in against his chest with a soft sigh, before they could hear a knock at the door.
When the boy rose up to answer, Hinata shook her head, grinning at him softly as she stood up herself, "I'll get it Naruto-kun."
Putting an extra little sway to her hips as she moved, she walked to the door, and with a simple motion, drew it open, revealing the grinning face of Ino as she quickly slipped inside, "Hey Hinata-chan, Naruto-kun!"
"Hello, Ino-chan," Naruto greeted her with a smile, as he watched the girl dart forward, and plop herself down on his lap.
"Aaaah, much better!" the blonde girl giggled happily as she snuggled up against Naruto's chest.
"INO-CHAN!" Hinata half squeaked angrily as she stomped over, "That's my spot!"
"It was empty, and remember, teammates share, right Hinata-chan?" the girl smiled back innocently at Hinata.
The Hyuga girl glared back at the blue eyed girl as she would put her hands on her hips, almost beginning to lecture the girl before Naruto sent a rope snaking out about her waist, and pulled her down with Ino into his lap, "Yes, they do, so, you two will share, got it?"
Both girls blushed, before giggling softly, snuggling in closer against him and each other as they let out small little giggles, "Naruto-kun!"
The boy chuckled a bit, his eyes soft as he reached up, stroking gently against both their backs as they gave off a contented sigh. Her eyes closed, Ino spoke first, "I think my dad's gonna get drunk again tonight."
"Oh? What makes you think that Ino-chan?" Hinata spoke up quietly, not opening her eyes as she wrapped her arm around her female teammate.
"Oh, he saw me heading out in this raincoat, and I teased him a bit," the blonde girl giggled softly, "He's probably thinking about just what I may or may not have underneath it."
"Well, I don't know about him," Naruto spoke up, chuckling softly, "But, I know I am."
"Oh, is Naruto-kun curious?" Ino grinned softly, giggling just a bit at him, "Did you show him a little peak, hmmm Hinata-chan?"
"No, she didn't," Naruto answered, growling lightly, "She made me wait until you were here."
The girl in question blushed softly before giggling just a bit, smiling as she lightly shrugged her shoulders, "Well, she IS here now, isn't she?"
"Yes, she is," the boy nodded in agreement before he smirked, "All right you two, up, lets see how badly we're going to pull it over on them.
Giggling, both girls stood up, standing one next to the other, as they took their time, slowly undoing their coats, pulling them open for the boy to see.
"Oh yeah, this is gonna be fun," blushing slightly as he took a look at the girls, Naruto, gave them both a broad, wicked grin.
-Later-
"Man, Hinata and Ino were the ones that asked us here, where are they?" Kiba grumbled softly as he leaned back in the booth, his shaggy hair wild against his coat as he shifted just a bit, "Even the high and mighty Uchiha is here."
"Tsk, Ino's just being troublesome probably," a brunette boy spoke up with a grumble, his head laying on the table as his spikey hair was pulled behind his head, "Wanting to be fashionably later or something."
"Man, I hope they don't take too much longer," a plump boy added, his swirl decorated cheeks lightly puffed out, "I'm hungry."
"You're always hungry Chouji, " a pink haired Sakura Haruna spoke up, "At least with Sasuke-kun here, we know that Ino-pig is gonna show up."
"Given how she behaved at the academy, that seems... likely," a taller, stoic boy in a thick, high collared white jacket spoke up.
"Doesn't mean we can't hope otherwise Shino," a dark haired boy with spikey black hair countered as he grumbled just a bit, "Along with annoying, other kunoichi."
"Sasuke-kun..." Sakura flinched slightly at his words, the cold tones stinging into her as she flinched against his uncaring stare.
"Hey, sorry for taking so long guys!" a cheerful voice spoke up from the front of the restaurant, "We had to pick up Naruto-kun!"
"About damn..." Kiba spoke up as he looked towards the newcomers, his voice trailing off as his eyes widened considerably, finally managing to squeak out, "...time?"
Shikamaru only blinked, his eyes widening for a moment before shaking his head, "Troublesome as always Ino."
"Woooow..." Chouji stared in absolute amazement as he looked at the newly arrived trio.
"Ino-pig? Hinata?!" Sakura's eyes were huge as she could only stare at the three.
"Very... intriguing," Shino managed to admit.
"Heh," Sasuke let off an amused chuckle, "Having fun Naruto?"
"Always!" the blonde responded with a chipper smile as he slid into the booth, before giving a light tug on the leashes in his hand.
Leashes that lead up to a pair of thick black leather collars, each with heart shaped locks that bore the names of the respective kunoichi that bore them. Below that, they each wore a matching black cropped halter top, cut deep to expose much of their chests, trimmed in purple and filled with black fish net up to their collars. Past their bare stomachs, each wore a simple, tight little black skirts, barely covering their bodies with any measure of decency as the sides were laced a good four inches apart.
Each wore simple, lacy gloves up to their forearms, with matching cuffs over each wrist, and slim little open heels on their feet as they moved into the booth with Naruto. Hinata quickly took her seat, demurely crossing her legs as she settled against Naruto's lap. Ino, merely grinned, that wicked, saucy grin of hers as she sidled in against Naruto's side, lightly, visibly stroking her fingers against Hinata's side.
"Something wrong... boys?" Ino almost purred out in a low, throaty voice as she casually leaned up, lightly kissing against Hinata's neck.
Kiba looked like a fish out of water, his eyes bulging out of his sockets as he struggled to push anything past his rapidly opening and shutting mouth, his gaze glued on the figures in front of him. He simply couldn't get the words to do more than make strange, hissing, gurgling squeaking little sounds.
"WHAT THE HELL INO-PIG!?" Sakura's eyes were wider than even Kiba's as she pointed her finger in the girl's direction, "What're you DOING!?"
"Mmm? I thought it was obvious?" the blonde girl paused, arching a brow as she lightly, stretched out, resting her head against Naruto's shoulder as she casually stroked Hinata's bare stomach, earning a rising blush from the pale eyed figure.
"Mmm... I think its rather obvious too," Naruto agreed with a casual grin and a nod, "Don't you agree Hinata-chan?"
"Oh, yessss Naruto-kun!" Hinata spoke up, a low moan of enjoyment escaping her lips as she would reach out, brushing her fingers casually against the single lock of hair Ino let fall across her face, "Seems perfectly obvious to me Ino-chan."
"Tsk, being troublesome," Shikamaru muttered, through, he couldn't quick bring himself to look way from the scene before him, "I think you broke Chouji."
Chouji merely stared, a hollow, vacant eyed look at the three, his mouth hanging open, his mind, simply shut down. Next to him, Shino arched a brow, waving his hand up and down in front of the boy's face before nodding softly, "I would have to agree with Shikamaru's assement."
"Bah, what're you all so worked up over?" Sasuke shrugged with a bored look on his face, "Naruto's just showing off."
"Told you, Ino-chan" Naruto chuckled as he looked down at Ino.
"Bah," the girl grumbled softly before glaring over at the confused looking Uchiha, "Just had to be gay, didn't you."
"Sasuke is not gay!" Sakura immediately protested.
"Mmm Sakura-san," Hinata spoke up, moaning softly as they could see how Naruto was kissing against her bare shoulder one one side, while Ino nibbled up her ear on the other, "If he's not, why did he ask that question?"
Sasuke blushed lightly at the girl's words, looking pointedly away while a suddenly horrified looking Kiba inched lightly away from the black haired boy. Seeing the reaction, Sakura blinked, then blinked again her eyes widening with a soft whimper, "Nooooo..."
"Meh, what're you pulling away for dog breath?" Sasuke grumbled, "You're too butch to be my type."
"HEY!" Kiba growled back, before blinking just a bit, "Are you calling me ugly?!"
"I wasn't but now that you mention it..." the Uchiha smirked slightly as he leaned back smugly in his seat.
"Y-yeah, S-sasuke's been more interested in Naruto-kun," Hinata spoke up, giggling softly at the uncomfortable twitch from the boy who's lap she sat on.
The dark haired boy glared at Hinata with a slight grumble and moment, where he almost seemed to be pouting back at her, "Hush puppy girl."
"Nyeh spanky!" Hinata stuck her tongue back at the Uchiha, before giggling softly and snuggling into Naruto, "I got MY man."
"OUR man Hinata-chan," Ino spoke up, lightly poking the girl's exposed stomach, eliciting a giggle.
Again, Sasuke twitched, grumbling softly, "Yeah yeah, don't have to rub it in."
"Sasuke...?! NARUTO?!..." Sakura blinked, then blinked again, staring from one to another as the images built up in her mind, just before she blushed a shade of red to make Hinata jealous and flew back in her seat, a stream of blood flying out of her nose.
"Oi, just remember ya bastard," Naruto grumbled, "No more 'accidentally' bumbling into me!"
"Oh, but Naruto-kun!" the Uchiha's eyes flashed brilliantly as he positively leered at you, "How could you possibly imply that I, a noble Uchiha, would stoop to such cheap theatrics for such base reasons as to grope your person?!"
"Your hands were on my ass and crotch," the blonde shot back flatly.
"Oh? Were they?" Sasuke said with an over exaggerated gasp, "I never knew!"
"You were squeezing."
"Completely involuntary reflex I'm sure."
"You were groping."
"I have no such recollection of these events!"
"Except when you're having a lonely night?"
"Of course," Sasuke shot back, before suddenly blushing, "I mean, I have no idea what you could be implying!"
"SASUKE!" Ino practically screamed, "How DARE you grope Naruto-kun before me?!"
"Oh please," the Uchiha responded dismissively as he waved his hand in Hinata's direction, "Puppy there knows the goods better than me, she's been sneaking peaks at him for over a year now."
"Hinata-chan?!" Ino gasped, as she looked at her teammate in askance, "How could you!?"
"W-w-well Ino-chan..." Hinata stumbled out with a brilliant blush on her face, "I, errr..."
"Not once, even offering me to show me the memories?!" Ino pouted, "Or, letting me use your eyes myself?!"
The group could feel a cold drop of sweat, all running down their faces as the blonde huffed loudly, while Shikamaru grumbled, "Troublesome women."
"Oh, but they're soooo much fun anyway!" Naruto grinned softly, "Even if they're a pair of perverted headache and a halves."
"Aw, Naruto-kun says the nicest things," Ino giggled lecherously, "For that, he's definitely going to have to get dessert, with EXTRA whipped cream," she paused, leaning in, giving a stage whisper against his neck, "Some chocolate syrup... some cherries... don't you agree Hinata-chan?"
The now violently blushing Hinata, rapidly bobbed her head up and down in agreement as she began to bleed slowly out of her nose, a broad, giggling grin plastered on her face, "Ohh... yes Ino-chan, definitely, you're going to leave enough for me too aren't you?"
As Kiba whimpered softly, the images the girls brought up slow cooking his mind, even Shino and Shikamaru managed to flush slightly as Ino responded, "Definitely Hinata-chan, I'm sure, he'd be more than happy... to share."
"Mmm, that makes me hungry!" Chouji spoke up happily, "How about we actually get something to EAT now?"
As three sets of eyes stared at the boy incredulously, Naruto laughed brightly, "Sure Chouji, sure," he paused before suddenly grinning his wicked grin at Sasuke, "And Uchiha... I need to talk to you later about something I need your help with..."
"Oh?" Sasuke arched a brow back at the blonde.
"Trust me, you'll like it."
-That Night-
Neji struggled futilely against his bonds, his body stripped down to nothing but a little pink thong, matching the shiny ball gag strapped in his mouth. He was cuffed, bent over something, he wasn't sure what, the chill touch of the air creeping against his skin as the room was covered in darkness. There was no mistake about it, he was in deep, deep trouble.
Suddenly, a light could be seen, somewhere behind him as heavy, clicking steps could be heard, moving step by step towards him. After a moment, he waited, as the boots seemed to be circling behind him, moving this way and that, before pausing as a the air suddenly whistled in protest, as something thin and strong cracked against his ass, before a somewhat familiar voice spoke up, "So, I understand that you've been having some issues with respect..."
A moment later a positively wickedly grinning Sasuke Uchiha stepped into view, dressed in a pair of tight black leather pants, a matching, sleeveless fishnet talk. In his hand, he held a simple, black riding crop, he lightly ran underneath Neji's jaw as he lifted the worried, frightened eyes up to his own, "Don't worry though Neji-kun... "
He grinned, down right mercilessly, "I'm going to make sure... I teach you how to be respectful tonight."
Leaning in, he slowly, casually whispered upon the boy's ear, "Very... Very respectful."
Smiling brightly, he suddenly slapped the crop across his hands, "Well then, lets get started shall we?"