Curly-haired Guy: Huh?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What's going on?
Machete Girl: They're saying I'm a traitor, a disgrace to the nation.
This is an Actor: It's probably because I destroyed the allied forces' base.
Uchiha Madara wasn't looking at the fight between the mask and the Arrancar in the sky anymore. He looked back at the group chat.
Doujin Artist: Even so, shouldn't it be America...? I get it, political pressure, right? These weaklings are so funny! They made that stupid thing, and you're the traitor!
Wig Guy: But aren't they afraid of Kotonoha getting back at them if they do this?
This is an Actor: They're definitely afraid. But they're hoping that Kotonoha, no matter how strong, can't fight against the power of a country. Besides, America is really in charge.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Even if all the top people in the island country are killed, America's leaders will still be safe. Anyway, they're not the ones dying. It's good to have their dogs do it.
Lin Fengjiao: These people are so mean.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: They are mean, but they still say they're the most free and democratic country. They use this fake talk to try to control the world.
Doujin Artist: Yes!
Shark-Faced Guy: I think the top people in the island country are just as bad. They're disgusting dogs.
Big Bad Guy from Soul Society: Should we just flip them over? Do you need my help?
Machete Girl: Not yet, these soldiers from the self-defense force aren't a threat to me.
Right now, a bunch of soldiers in uniform were lying all over the place around Katsura Kotonoha. Some were passed out, some were groaning, and some were just pretending to be dead on the ground.
There's nothing they can do, this witch is not human.
How can a human split a tank with a samurai sword? It's too much for these soldiers to understand.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But you still have to deal with this, or you won't be able to live a normal life.
Machete Girl: Yeah. I thought I could help the people by joining the operations department, but this happened instead. With these dog groups in charge of the government, no one who really wants to help the country and the people can succeed.
Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, you're just realizing this now? I knew this decades ago, Gin-san.
Wig Guy: Gin, you haven't forgotten your beliefs, have you?
Curly-haired Guy: I've never had any beliefs. I've just been doing what I think is right.
Doujin Artist: Like putting bear underwear on your head?
Curly-haired Guy: Shut up, you damn blonde loser! No one asked you to talk!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahaha, you messed up right away.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Gin-san has said some cool-sounding things since joining this group, but he always gets exposed.
Doujin Artist: What he says sounds cool, but it's not real or practical. If you think about it, it's empty and boring.
Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, we have a problem!
Doujin Artist: Are you scary?
Amegakure Village's Angel: You two are starting again. Shouldn't we care about Kotonoha's problem first?
Machete Girl: Oh, I'm okay. It's fun to see you all talking.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You don't want to see us talking, you just want to see them fight!
Machete Girl: Uh, no.
Doujin Artist: Can you swear?
Machete Girl: I've decided, I'm going to live in America.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Okay, Kotonoha changed the subject very hard. But I think it's a good idea to live in America, go right into the enemy.
Machete Girl: Right, I'll find a chance to destroy these anti-human, imperialist leaders. Without these wolves who invade everywhere, the world would be more peaceful.
This is an Actor: Definitely, they're the source of evil in your world.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I support you!
Machete Girl: I'll go prepare. What were you all talking about before? Did I miss something while I wasn't looking at the group?
Curly-haired Guy: Yes, you missed the whole world.
Machete Girl: ? Say something normal?
Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, I'm saying something normal! Did you see the blue light people from the original particle era destroy the universe?
Doujin Artist: Did you see it?
Curly-haired Guy: Of course not. But that doesn't mean it didn't happen in some other universe, does it? A millisecond is a whole world!
Machete Girl: ...So?
Curly-haired Guy: So, hurry up! Make up for the time you lost! Fight, young people! How can you succeed in this era if you don't fight?
Doujin Artist: You can succeed by fighting? I stopped believing that when I was in middle school. Why are you trying to fool people with that stuff?
Amegakure Village's Angel: I think it's good and bad, according to dialectics. It's good to encourage people to fight and work hard to be better than they were. But we need to strongly oppose fighting for those who exploit and oppress us.
This is an Actor: Good, Konan-senpai's understanding of dialectics is very good. It's better than the average high school student.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Hehe, my dear taught me well.
Machete Girl: Dear, dear?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Well, this is what Kotonoha-chan missed. Anzen-san and Konan-neechan are engaged now.
Doujin Artist: How does that feel? Is it sad?
Machete Girl: No, no. Anzen-san and Konan-neechan are a good match. Why would I be sad? Hehe.
Curly-haired Guy: That hehe sounds too forced.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: You look very sad.
Big Bad Guy from Soul Society: You're probably crying in the real world.
Machete Girl: No...
Doujin Artist: Not crying, you just got sand in your eyes? I get it, I get it.
Curly-haired Guy: You don't have to cry, our harem leader is very generous. He's found a place for the girls in the group. But first, you need to sign an agreement.
Machete Girl: Agreement?
Curly-haired Guy: It's nothing, it's just an agreement that Konan-chan gets the president's first time.
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