"Damn it, you bastard, where do you think you're going?" Seeing Aizen's movements, Soi Fon quickly forced back Zommari beside her and rushed towards where the black passage was opening.
However, before she could get close to Aizen, a blue figure suddenly blocked her way. "Oh my, that won't do." The figure raised his right arm and threw a punch.
Soi Fon's pupils shrank, and she subconsciously raised both arms to block in front of her.
Bang.
A muffled sound.
Soi Fon's small body seemed to be hit by a huge hammer, and she instantly flew backwards. With a "thud," she crashed into the wall behind her, and the entire wall suddenly shattered.
Aizen glanced at Soi Fon, who had fallen unconscious, and stepped into the black passage. "Follow my lead, my comrades."
Grimmjow, Yuzuki, Starrk, and Kisame followed closely, entering the black passage one after another.
Doujin Artist: Holy crap, Kisame, your punch was too hard, wasn't it? You knocked her out directly, hey!
Machete Girl: You really don't have any manners.
Curly-haired Guy: Hey, hey, you're expecting a shark to have manners? Are you kidding me? Not everyone is like me, Gin-san!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ? Don't go around boasting about having manners when you attack people like that, okay? It's really out of character.
Foul-Mouthed Cosplayer: No, no, no, Curly-hair does have some manners! For example, his poor curly hair is very mannerly. Of course, his manners can only be seen in his curly hair.
Curly-haired Guy: Bastard, are you saying that besides my curly hair, Gin-san has nothing else good about him? You trying to fight me?
Foul-Mouthed Cosplayer: Fight? Just you? I'll give you half my butt and you still can't touch a hair on my head!
Machete Girl: You're wearing that tight suit, you can't touch your hair anyway.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: But Kisame, you're really brave, actually hitting Soi Fon that hard.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Huh? Is there some background to this? Why can't you hit Soi Fon hard?
Soul Society's Villain: Because she might be one of Aizen's wives in the future, right?
This is an Actor: ?
Uchiha Madara, who was just watching the chat, was instantly stunned. This is getting personal?
Doujin Artist: This... Soi Fon is also going to be one of his wives?
This is an Actor: Like hell.
Soul Society's Villain: It's very likely. She always had a special admiration and fantasy about Aizen. She even came to our squad barracks to find Aizen a lot recently.
This is an Actor: How come I don't know about this?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Because you were in Academy City at that time, dear. If you don't believe it, you can read Soi Fon's mind to see what she's thinking.
This is an Actor: Forget it, I only use mind reading on enemies I've decided on.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: To put it bluntly, you're afraid to use it, aren't you? Afraid you won't be able to handle it?
Curly-haired Guy: What nonsense are you talking about? Would our boss be afraid? What kind of situation hasn't he been through? Would he be afraid of such a small thing? Boss, I support you! Read that woman's mind!
This is an Actor: Get lost.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahahaha, Gin, you're really good at stirring things up. But clearly, Aizen-san isn't buying it.
Doujin Artist: But I'm really curious, isn't Soi Fon's heart all on Yoruichi? Did she change her mind?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Soi Fon only worships Yoruichi like an idol, it's not special feelings. But it's different with Aizen-san, that's obviously special feelings.
This is an Actor: Where did you get that argument from?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Hmm, of course I'm using myself as an argument. As someone who's been there, I know very well how she feels about you.
This is an Actor: ...
Doujin Artist: Tsk, tsk, tsk, it looks like Kisame-san is really done for. Light a stick of incense for him.
Shark-Faced Guy: I think I can still be saved. I was actually saving her. If I hadn't acted, Aizen would have killed her! Knocking her out was just to keep her away from the conflict, Aizen-san, you have to believe me!
This is an Actor: I don't care about her, you don't have to explain so much.
Uchiha Madara was really speechless. Sometimes these girls in the group really like to make trouble for no reason. Kurenai and Kushina are one thing, but trying to force him and Soi Fon together makes no sense at all.
No, actually Kushina also made no sense. But the things these people said forced him into it, even changing his original intentions. It's really poisonous!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I can almost see the helplessness on Aizen-san's face when he sent that message, so funny!
Doujin Artist: What helplessness, it's obviously happiness! What man in this world doesn't want to have a harem, unless he's gay! This is human nature!
This is an Actor: What you said sounds philosophical, but it's actually just half-baked philosophy. Human nature also has two sides. The dark side and the bright side need to be taken into account at the same time. That's complete human nature.
Doujin Artist: I'm not listening, I'm not listening, you sound like a broken record!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Let's not talk about the problem of human nature first, this is the trend. You can't not have a harem with this situation! The girls in the group won't allow it!
Soul Society's Villain: It's okay if you don't want to have a harem. Just cut your body into a few pieces and let us divide it, we'll agree.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft!
Machete Girl: Hua is really good at this "cleaver" thing. And this is a reverse cleaver, truly worthy of being the thousand-year-old big sister.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: If we really have to divide the body, I just want one hand. Anzen-san's hand, I've always liked it.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Me too, I also like Aizen-san's hand.
Doujin Artist: Then I want the lower body! Don't get me wrong, I just want to soak it in formalin to watch it up close!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Then, the head is mine?
Curly-haired Guy: Hey, what kind of hellish topic are you guys talking about! I, Gin-san, feel a chill down my spine just looking at the chat messages, you bastards!
Foul-Mouthed Cosplayer: You girls are really scary. I realize I underestimated you! Fuck, you completely shattered my beautiful vision and fantasy of having a harem.
Soul Society's Villain: We're just joking, you didn't take it seriously, did you? This kind of thing is actually impossible to even think about. Besides Anzen himself, who could cut open his body?
Amegakure Village's Angel: That's right. Even a specially made enhanced version of a sedative couldn't make him fall asleep, so this kind of thing is impossible.
This is an Actor: ? What the hell is an enhanced version of a sedative?
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