Doujin Artist: Pfft, so that's the reason! It's not for Naruto at all, just to dodge responsibility?
Lazy Kitten: As expected from one of Konoha's yellow, gambling, drugs trio! When it comes to no shame, she's on par with Agane now, right?
Curly-haired Guy: ? What the hell are you talking about?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: She's still a long way from Agane. She came back to Konoha to hide, which shows she knows deep down she's wrong and still has some sense of right and wrong. But if it were Agane, she'd probably never think it was her fault.
Machete Girl: Yeah, Agane would definitely blame others!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: While blaming others, she'd also complain about the poor street construction. Then she'd casually ride off on her little scooter.
Lin Fengjiao: You guys really know Agane inside out. Your descriptions are so vivid and spot on.
Curly-haired Guy: Know her my ass. Gin-san, am I really that shameless? This is slander, pure slander against me!
Doujin Artist: Shocked, you actually dare say you have shame?
This is an Actor: Who was it that said shame can't even be used to mix with rice?
Curly-haired Guy: That was before, that was the old Sakata Gintoki! Now I've been reformed by the mass viewpoint and deeply realized how ignorant and shameless I was! People grow, you can't define the current me by past mistakes! I think that's unfair to Gin-san me!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, brother! I totally agree with you. People need time to grow. I've paid for my past mistakes too, so everyone should give me a chance to turn over a new leaf!
Soul Society's Villain: True, but only if you've really changed.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: If anyone else said they've changed, I might believe it, but you two? No way.
Doujin Artist: If you'd really turned over a new leaf, would you still call women stinky or she-devils? Clearly, that kind of change is just talk.
Lazy Kitten: Talking about change is useless. You need to act on it.
Curly-haired Guy: Act my ass, you all just have a bias against Gin-san me!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: I want to act too, but how? I'm in jail, guys! To act, I need to get out first! Trust me, I'm not like some silver-haired curly mutt who only talks big!
Curly-haired Guy: Drop dead, you're the one who only talks! If you really wanted to act, you could even in jail, right? Why not try copying the mentors' works on the wall? I think that's the best action!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No no no, theory needs practice! Without practice, copying all the theory articles is pointless!
Curly-haired Guy: What practice? You just want to get out early and party, right? Don't think I don't know, you mating star freak!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck, how dare you slander me like this? From today on, uncle's cutting ties with you! You're no longer uncle's little cutie. Go be your stray dog.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You two started arguing with each other out of nowhere.
Machete Girl: Impressive, this is like rivals fighting each other, right?
Doujin Artist: Both of you are clueless idiots, yet you're mocking each other. If word gets out, people will laugh their heads off. Wait, hasn't our topic gone off track again? What was the original topic?
This is an Actor: Discussing which country Senior Konan suggested attacking.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh yeah, that's it! Every time we discuss in the group, it always veers off without noticing. Is this moral decay or twisted values?
Lin Fengjiao: Not that dramatic, it's just normal group chat stuff.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Cough cough, of course I know it's normal. I was just using a metaphor to liven things up, just to liven things up.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: On which country Konan should attack first, I think start with the weakest. Like how the mentor built revolutionary bases, gradually spreading like wildfire.
Soul Society's Villain: I think the same. For the biggest win with least cost, start with the weakest.
Doujin Artist: But we talked about this before. What if it alerts the other big countries, and they team up to crush you? Land of Wind borders Fire Country and Earth Country, so there must be lots of their spies inside. You can't keep it secret!
Machete Girl: Hold on, if liberating a weak country first, does it have to be Land of Wind? Water Country seems to have better geography?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's a good point! Isolated overseas, cut off from info, Water Country is perfect! Even if you take the whole place, you can keep it quiet.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Okay, then I'll start with Water Country? @This is an Actor
Doujin Artist: Tsk tsk, no matter what Konan sis decides, she still asks Anzen-san's opinion. Who really holds the power in this family? Pretty obvious, huh?
Lazy Kitten: Nonsense, Konan sis is just respecting Anzen bro! It's family democracy, not about power.
This is an Actor: Any country works, no need to overthink. With your strength beyond the ninja world as backup, every path leads to the same end.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Sure, but I want to win with strategy and smarts! Not just brute force and dictatorship steamrolling. That's boring.
This is an Actor: In that case, why not try an infiltration strategy? Way more fun.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Infiltration?
This is an Actor: Train capable cadres with advanced theory and ideas, send them to ninja villages to subtly spread thoughts and enlighten. When the time's right, strike from inside and out to spark revolution.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Ah, great idea! I'll go make a strategy plan now!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: This infiltration is genius, crumbling enemies from within! Brilliant!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Thinking about it, maybe I can play it that way too?
Lazy Kitten: Anzen bro, why does this script feel so familiar? Spy thriller? The legendary underground party?
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