Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's right, I think so too. You're openly going against the Security Council, you're definitely going to be wanted.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Who are you trying to scare? Do you think I'm afraid?
Machete Girl: It's not about whether you're afraid or not. If you're wanted, there are definitely a lot of things you won't be able to do. It would even be difficult to eat at a restaurant.
Doujin Artist: You have to trust Kotonoha, she has experience in this area after all. Hmm, rich experience as a wanted criminal.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahahaha, rich experience, that's too real.
Lazy Kitten: That's right! I just remembered, Kotonoha was actually wanted by the island nation before.
Machete Girl: Not before, she's still wanted now. I don't even dare to use my real name in America, so I just say I'm from China and my name is Kotonoha, minus the Gui.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Your family name is Yan and your given name is Ye?
Machete Girl: Yes, that would definitely save a lot of trouble. And thanks to this group chat, I've also learned Chinese. I have no pressure pretending to be Chinese.
Curly-haired Guy: So, you're practicing for the future, right? Since you're going to marry our Anzen, you want to try what it's like to be Chinese?
Machete Girl: I haven't thought that far ahead.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, damn it! I didn't even think about the food issue. Will I never be able to go to Little Cuihua Restaurant again? Will I never see the gentle and lovely Sister Cici again?
Doujin Artist: Are you trying to go eat or see a woman?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Why would you ask that? Can't I want both?
Amegakure Village's Angel: If you don't want to become a wanted criminal, then you have no choice but to hand over Loki.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No, damn it! That's impossible. This bastard has to be punished according to our Earth ways! I'm going to take him to get a haircut right now!
Dragging Loki, who was still fast asleep, Deadpool's figure headed towards Queens, New York.
Meanwhile, Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man were locked in a chaotic three-way battle, fighting back and forth, devastating the entire area.
"Motherfucker!" Nick Fury, staring at the big screen, twitched all over, veins bulging on his forehead.
He regretted it now, he regretted it immensely. He felt like he really shouldn't have let Deadpool out, he really shouldn't have! He should have known long ago that this bastard would definitely cause trouble.
"Sir, we've found the target." Just then, a special agent in a black suit entered his office. "He's moving towards Hell's Kitchen."
"Hell's Kitchen?" Nick Fury paused. "Why is he going to Hell's Kitchen? What the hell is that guy trying to do?"
"It's not clear yet. Do we need to keep tracking him?" The agent shook his head.
"No, that's enough for now." Nick Fury raised his hand. "Compile the materials and report them to the Security Council."
The director of S.H.I.E.L.D. no longer wanted to get involved. He could already sense that Deadpool would be a huge problem. And honestly, Nick Fury also thought those old geezers on the Security Council were really despicable.
He felt that no matter the reason, one shouldn't give up their sovereignty and decision-making power, as it would leave the Earth completely defenseless. But he was within the system, so he could only reluctantly accept the orders.
However, Nick Fury also had his own wisdom. The way he accepted orders could be flexible. Like now, it at least bought Deadpool some time to escape.
"Yes."
The agent nodded, turned, and walked out of the director's office. He found a deserted corner, took out a black phone from his suit pocket, and said, "The target is approaching Hell's Kitchen, you can make contact." After speaking, he directly pressed the red button on the phone.
Bang.
The phone immediately turned to dust, exploding in the agent's hand. The agent himself, acting as if nothing had happened, walked towards the S.H.I.E.L.D. lobby.
Doujin Artist: Damn, is this guy Hydra?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Seeing Hydra with my own eyes, I feel like I've achieved something.
Curly-haired Guy: This guy, is he going after Deadpool?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Let them come! Damn it, Uncle's been wondering where to vent his anger!
Machete Girl: I think they might not be coming for you. "Make contact first" – are they planning to negotiate with you?
Amegakure Village's Angel: I'm afraid it's more than just negotiation. I feel like Hydra wants to recruit you.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hohoho, has someone finally recognized my brilliance and handsomeness? But why Hydra? It's really a headache. There's nothing attractive about them. Unless they can poach Natasha too!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ? You're dreaming!
Doujin Artist: You're acting a bit strange, Deadpool.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I think Hydra is best avoided. They're almost anti-human.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Of course I was joking, buddy! You don't actually think I was serious, do you? Uncle's organization is only one, which is this group!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Thanks, I'm touched.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Heh! I found a barbershop, I'll chat later.
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Soul Society's Villain: A barbershop?
Curly-haired Guy: Hey, hey, at a time like this, you still plan to get a haircut? But I don't think your problem of not finding a girlfriend is about your hair. You should look in the mirror more!
Lazy Kitten: No more sound, clearly he's not going to reply to you.
Curly-haired Guy: I think he's probably too ashamed to look in the mirror, that must be it!
Lin Fengjiao: I think he's going to the barbershop, not for himself. Didn't everyone forget? He wanted Loki to do manual labor. So, it's very likely he's going to give Loki a haircut.
After sending the message, Lin Jiu had already quietly infiltrated the backyard of the Ascension Tower.
There clearly weren't many guards here, which was a relief to him. But the sound of women crying and screaming that followed made him frown.
His body flickered, and he silently floated towards the source of the sound. What Lin Jiu saw before him made his anger surge.
Several soldiers in uniform were holding down a girl dressed as a student, while the officer to their front left, with his belly exposed and a look of wicked amusement on his face, was holding a red-hot iron and bringing it close to the female student's cheek.
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