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Back Again!
Just watched The Long Walk by Stephen King. Joining a Death March game where you have to keep a pace of 3mph and walk across the US till there's only one left?
And if you fall behind 3mph thrice or try anything funny, you get disqualified(from life)?
Nah, I'd survive.(true)
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So what all has happened since I fell into this world?
I got an ability from erotic works that somehow helped me to get even stronger in this world.
Yeah, stopping time, modifying bodies, hypnosis, sensitivity controller, you name it.
While I didn't save Issei from the clutches of an old man preaching the gospel of Oppai, who may or may not be Zeus, I did help him get a girlfriend.
And now, he has a fascination not just with breasts, but the chicken breast he eats to help with building his muscles.
However, he hasn't awakened Ddraig yet...
Anyway, I saved characters that were meant to canonically die, like Cleria Belial, Masaomi, and Shuri Himejima...
I took Shirone and Kuroka out of captivity and stole all of the data the scientists who were experimenting on them had.
I kidnapped the two heiresses of the Kuoh and Sitri Clans
That Magical Girl Granny Serafall ended up becoming the Overseer of Kuoh.
In the Human World, I'm something of a detective... a 'mentalist', even. And with the group I'm starting, I might even reach my claws into the Underworld.
I'm also trying to get Gabriel to become a recurring presence in Kuoh by renovating that Church(in my name) by making Asia, who I lovingly(forcefully) adopted, take care of it.
Even Ophis is sticking around because she wants to know what kind of creature I am.
And no, I did not get laid. Waiting for marriage and all of that. Because I am a good virgin boy. (definitely not a lie, don't go back to read previous chapters, just believe me)
And slowly but surely, it seems like the plot is starting to shift, though a complete shift is still far off...
Wow, a lot happened so far, huh?
Feel like I'm missing some stuff...
Damn it, what is this? Some kinda recap due to the author of my life falling off the face of the earth?
Anyways, back to chapter 53.
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-shine!-
After that little flash of light and magic, we all found ourselves in the principal's room at Kuoh High.
I dunno whether or not Devils have a fixation on lush, red, silk drapery, 'cause the entire room was decked out in it, but I have to say that it looked stunning.
But we weren't here for the scenery nor the decor, were we?
Since Yuuto had gone and started fighting with the exorcists, Irina and Xenovia, who were technically ambassadors of the Church faction on a mission, he and the rest of Rias' peerage, save for Akeno, had to stay outside this little meeting room.
Across from where Rias and Akeno sat was Sona and her ever-so-studious Queen Tsubaki Shin-chan---Shinra.
And across from them, stood Irina Shidou and Xenovia Quarta, both now in their familiar exorcist robes.
And, in front of us all, was a five-hundred-year-old-plus, 'young lady' with black hair styled in twin-tails, pink eyes sparkling vibrantly in this odd turquoise-pink laced business suit that made my eyes hurt to look at.
'Wasn't here eyes blue?'
I believe that was her 'business suit', if I absolutely had to hazard a guess.
---This 'young lady', was naturally Serafall Leviathan herself.
Maou Leviathan, and the one in charge of the Underworld's diplomatic issues, had taken over the job of Kuoh Town's overseer after the whole fiasco with Cleria Belial and the King Pieces.
I don't blame you for not remembering, thanks to the fuckass-dumbass-wackass author going on a long break, though
Ever since she took over, even Stray Devils rarely show up in Kuoh Town anymore, making this place one of the safer places in the entirety of Japan, for all the wrong reasons.
And since I got involved with what was supposed to be canon, Cleria and Masaomi had ended up surviving, though she lost her position after exposing those involved in the King Piece conspiracy...
---And Masaomi had denounced his position at the Church, becoming even closer to Cleria, joining her peerage at that.
Come to think of it, I should probably visit Cleria and Masaomi one of these days.
But enough of that, look at Serafall.
She was currently smiling, but her smile wasn't reaching her eyes at all.
Which meant trouble.
"As per the information gathered~" Serafall said all singy-songy. "the Holy Swords known as the Excalibur fragments were stolen and are currently in circulation. The suspected culprit group is..."
"Grigori." Irina said stiffly.
'As per usual in the early segments of DxD.' I sighed, rubbing my temple. 'That old man Azazel really runs a loose ship with the Fallen, huh...'
I'd say that the Fallen as a race were doomed to begin with, not even being viable as the years roll by, but luckily with me here, old man Azzy and his pals have a lot more to look forward to in life.
The question was, what could he give me to help him save his race?
If discussions ever reach that point, which is if he finds out, I gotta play hardball. I can't just give it up so easily, can I?
Nope. Even if Azazel sends Penemue or Benemune, however you call her, to try and seduce me, I have to stay headstrong.
Oh, look at me, I'm doing it again. Rambling.
Serafall was staring at me, with her eyes saying something along the lines of 'Are you paying attention?'
"Ah, yes. Grigori. The Grigori that's behind this incident." I added.
Sona shot me a brief, nearly unnoticeable stare.
"Grigori, hmnn?" Serafall hummed. "That's no good. I'll have to talk with that pervy goatee, and Penumue-chan about this!"
Serafall, Irina, and Xenovia continued to speak about the matter at hand, when suddenly...
"I've got an idea!" She folded her hands and continued. "These Grigori guys are really bad, but thanks to me here, not much have been able to sneak in, which is why they're even more cautious than ever..."
"Because Kuoh is under my jurisdiction as Maou Leviathan, I've decided that I'll have So-tan, Rias-chan, and their peerages to oversee you two in your mission."
"This villain," She pointed at me, "---surnamed Michinaga, over here will accompany me for something else while you all search for the Excalibur fragments.
Everyone froze for a moment.
Rias looked over as Akeno gave a funny smile, and Tsubaki fixed her glasses on her face, as Sona raised an eyebrow.
And Irina and Xenovia in particular, stiffened immediately.
"W-wait! This mission was assigned to us by the Church!"
"We won't be needing---"
The temperature dropped. Not metaphorically or anything.
Well, actually. It was metaphorically as well.
-brrrrrr-
Frost itself crept along the edges of the windows, turning the air sharp as Serafall's expression changed.
The cups of tea sitting on the table even went rock hard!
Even I felt that it was cold, as my body quickly made itself adapt to the cold.
Her bubbly Idol persona mellowed out considerably as her eyes became much more calmer, cold, even.
"This," Serafall said bluntly. "---Is not Church territory."
"This issue is rather simple, to be honest. You either accept to be watched or looked over..."
She then smiled sweetly.
"… Or you can leave☆. I'll send someone else to retrieve the swords and discuss the matter with your superiors afterward♡."
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Irina swallowed hard as Xenovia couldn't help but frown.
The two looked like they were fighting a war in their minds with the remaining brain cells they shared, wondering what to do next.
It was funny in a way.
The 'choices' Serafall gave them were an ultimatum that essentially boiled down to either 'Yes', or 'Yes, but unwillingly', like they were playing Fallout 4. But due to their upbringing, faith, and zeal, it wasn't something they could easily say 'Yes' to.
But they couldn't just say 'No'. Not to this mission, something they were ready to lay their lives down for.
Eventually, Irina and Xenovia conceded. However, it wasn't like they had any choice to begin with.
"…Yes."
"We have no choice."
"Yay~! Agreement achieved! Peace-Peace♡!" Serafall cheered with double peace signs, as the ice and the freezing magic vanished completely.
"Well... We'll be going now then..."
With nothing else said, the two exorcists stood and made their way out of the room, with frustrated and resigned expressions.
On her way out, Irina gave me a small glance, as if she had something she wanted to say to me, but turned away and left.
Well, it's not like we'll never see each other again, so it's fine.
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A while after the door closed, Serafall pounced on Sona, and glomped her rather cutely.
"So-taaan~ you must've been lonely, spending all this time away from me~!"
"O-Onee-san, please—!" Sona protested, cheeks pink as she tried, and failed to push her sister off.
I stayed quiet, as my thoughts drifted somewhere else.
---To Freed Sellzen.
I was trying to figure out what to do with him.
I'll meet him, since I have a certain Fallen fodder on a short leash, but I still have to think about it.
Putting him in a maid costume after I beat him up would be too simple. I could capture a Stray Devil, [Modify] it into a goblin, and let it loose on a maid-costume-wearing Freed, but since I already went crazy with what I did to Riser---um, Risa, I think I should go a little tamer this time.
There should be a balance, y'know?
That being said, since he is a clone of the mythological Hero Siegfried, I do plan on acquiring his DNA.
Anything else that happens to him in the meantime is not of importance.
I was brought out of my pontifications by Serafall's voice.
"Daichi~ I have some choice words for you."
"If there's a choice, then can I choose not to hear them?"
"No~"
"Shit."
But before she could scold me for whatever I did this time, a warm and gentle light filled the room.
-shine!-
And before I could react, the right side of my head vanished into the milky white valleys between white fabric and something very, very soft.
Breasts.
The earlier part was also a lie, seeing as I could even watch lightning and thunderstrikes fall from the sky in slow motion, but I felt that I would disappoint the male ancestors in my family line if I dodged.
"…Ah."
A familiar presence.
"Hello, Daichi!" Gabriel said warmly, as her arms gently wrapped around my shoulders, and her mountainous cleavage swallowed my head whole.
Gabriel then waved at everyone else as she looked around the room.
"Eh? My archnemesis? Not you again!?" Serafall's eyes twitched violently.
"Hey," She whined. "Why is 'she' visiting again?"
It seems to me that while Kuoh Town might be having a severe Stray Devil drought ever since Serafall took over as overseer, this town might be seeing Gabriel around a lot more.
And to Serafall, this probably might be even worse than Stray Devils.
"Oh? I was asked to come here." Gabriel tilted her head, still holding me comfortably.
"…Daichi." Serafall then slowly turned her gaze on me.
-pounce!-
She then pounced on me, leaving my left side surrounded by mountains and valleys, and then ruthlessly rustled my head with her knuckles.
-rustle, rustle-
What the hell?
A noogie?
What is this, high school?
-grind, grind-
Damn. I have to say, this actually hurts quite a bit.
-rustle, grind!-
No, it hurts a lot!
However, stuck between Serafall and Gabriel's bosoms, while one is gently patting my head, and the other is giving me a noogie on my head...
"うわあ,ここは天国と地獄だ."[1]
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Next Chapter: 054: Ecchi Delinquent: "In Exchange For Helping Retrieve The Excaliburs, Please Help Me Re-Build A Church To Show Off To This Cute Nun, Mommy Gabby!"
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Trivia Time! (Againx!!)
Did you know(ofc)
DXD's anime was denied a release in mainland China for excessive sexual content and graphic violence.
Plus, New Zealand's Office of Film and Literature Classification (OFLC) also denied a home media release, stating it was because "it encourages and legitimizes the pursuit of young persons as viable adult sexual partners". They eventually reclassified the series in 2022 with an R16 rating.
Seriously, what is it with these guys.
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[1] Wow, disu izu heabun ando herru