In a tiny corner of the digital world, a familiar group call lit up.
Emilia (Kaiden's Wife).
Leia (Lady Leia).
Sarah (Princeless Princess).
The Holy Trinity of Delusion and Devotion.
Their call connected with a soft chime.
The first voice was a weary groan.
"Ughhhhhh… I'm so bored…" Sarah yawned loud enough for the mic to peak. "Life is meaningless when the Sinners don't upload. It's been too long. I'm dying. I'm wilting. I'm shriveling like a sad raisin."
Leia snorted. "It's been, what? A few days? Calm down, woman."
"That's a few days too long!" Sarah shot back right before letting out another dramatic, soul-wrenching yawn.
That statement made Emilia cough violently.
Leia raised an eyebrow.
"… Emi? Did you deepthroat your Vagina Destroyer 9000 Kaiden Grey Edition dildo?"
Emilia's soul left her body.
Her blush detonated across her cheeks like a tactical nuclear strike.
