Welp out i go while my clones cook and manage the shop.
I went through the market cause its the fastest way to get there but for some reason there's a weird guy who keeps following me.
As i entered the adventurer guild they are clearly in a panic.
Guild Clerk: Every able bodies gather round we have a request, a subjugation request any one is allowed no matter what rank horde of wyverns is rushing out of the dungeon.
A dungeon leak? Its rare but it totally happen
Jonh: uhm i am here to apply can i apply now?
Guild Clerk: you can but your going to be deployed right away cause of the emergency now sign you guild contact.
I signed it but seems like they Skiped the class evaluation.
For some reason my dumbass though I could just rush without a weapon when the clerk was about to hand me the basic sword and wand to see if im a mage or a swords man or other class, I excitedly went to rhe the dungeon.
My first dungeon rush cemented my legend as the Weapons master brute cause if no weapon work I'll use my bare hands.
John: Is that a dragon?
I suddenly went to summon my weapons
Bow
I hit it in the eye and it worked after that i was surrounded by a horde of weak monster a mix of typical dungeon monster.
John: A zombie riding a chiken why??
Weapon master: gun gale granade launcher
Coming in hot
I explode every monster.
And as my mana poins wains i fainted standing punching the final boss with my bare hands.
After that The guild put me in A class now i was called only during the disaster or if the demon army decided to attack.
Now i am stuck managing the café.
I wish I could travel but yeah Im talking to my clones about going out for a one big adventure but the cafe follow me when it detects im out of town.
I wish I could be free but yeah its the days before I discover the anchor function.
One month later after that dungeon subjugation a female adventurer is sitting in the corner.
Ordering the latest coffee i unlocked after deciding what points i should have allocated it.
It is fall so definitely there's pumpkin spice on the menu listed on seasonal menu.
The clones may look a little bit different but they are all me same mannerism different races but its me.
She definitely heard the news that this cafe is connected to a legend.
Suddenly 5 different girls approached and decided to ask where is the weapon master brute??
Suddenly wind remove the hood of the first girl and introduces herself.
I Antoinette Belarosa shall know where is your boss as of the order of the king, he was invited and what does these 5 common folks has to do with him?
One of those elf girl a mage with a sharp tounge
Elf girl: what if we're comon folks we bath more regularly than you
Dwarf girl: common folk so we are but yer attitude will make you flop in the real werld you understand ofcourse you royals wont understand that.
For some reason there's a twin beastman that speak the same words cause of a hex
Beast man twin: we may be common folks but yeah our hygiene is much better than you
Dragon kin girl: enough with this tomfoolery I shall see your original self you clone making mutt.
Suddenly my other customers bolted as they feel a storm brewing inside the cafe.
Welp suddenly I appear on the stage i put as an upgrade.
Anouncer clone: Well ladies and gentlemen I present to you suhei our rising idol.
A female clone starts to sing and dance on the stage the six stoodges sit and watch my performance in crossdress and for some reason the customer went back!! ADDING TO MY HUMILIATION.
suddenly as i tried to escape on the back door the dragon kin manage to get hold of me and covered my mouth
Dragon kin girl: you though that cold distract me from finding you your a fool for trying to fool a dragon.
John: Muffled scream.
Dragon kin girl: what your trying to do boy you're the one who poke hole on my wing even though I said im your Allie you said this words "die you liar scum".
As i tried to teleport away she cancelled my magic.
Dragon kin girl: now its time for the pay back you'll have to take responsibility cause I have to submit to you as your bride.
I manage to get free.
John: Wait what??