"Boso, some say he's one of Manchester United's most disastrous transfers, but now tell me, is he worth the transfer fee Manchester United paid!"
The answer is unquestionably yes.
Manchester United advanced...
"What!"
"No, that's impossible!"
"Andy Ludwig, he..."
"Bayern Munich scored a goal in the second minute of stoppage time by attacking midfielder Andy Ludwig!"
"It was a goal that surprised everyone, Ludwig was invisible all game but at the last moment, his ghostly movement made Manchester United's defenders despair!"
"Ludwig's movement was so strange! He was like a giant stirrer, making a complete mess of Manchester United's penalty area."
"With that, the score is two-to-one for this match, and five-to-four for the two legs, Bayern Munich has eliminated Manchester United and advanced to the semi-finals!"
