"Hmm~! It is so good!"
"More~ Give me more, Yu-tan! Yes! Ahn~!"
"You are the best~!"
Despite the sultry and erotic sounds slipping from Serafall's mouth every time Yusuke fed her, all the women sitting around the table acted as if they heard nothing at all.
She clutched Yusuke's neck tightly with both hands, pressing her soft body firmly against his while twisting her butt seductively against his crotch. With a needy moan, she begged, "Give me more, Yu-tan!"
Yusuke held his chopsticks and casually picked up a piece of fish before stuffing it into her mouth, completely ignoring her exaggerated moaning as though she was being fed something far thicker, rougher, and harder instead.
If it had been in the past, he might have felt amused or slightly flustered by Serafall's antics, but by now, these deliberate attempts to provoke the other women had long since become old news to him.
After all, Serafall was far from the first woman to behave like this. Akeno and Aika especially loved pulling the same kind of stunt almost all the time.
If there was one thing bothering him, it was Serafall constantly twisting her juicy ass and grinding it against his crotch.
Although he had just finished having sex with more than ten women in the bathroom less than thirty minutes ago, that did not mean he was immune to temptation.
If there was one thing Yusuke was confident in, it was his sex drive and stamina.
His physique stats were simply far too high.
'Hey, B... B2, my rewards!' Trying to distract himself, Yusuke spoke to the system inwardly.
[I thought you weren't going to ask at all. I'm already working on it... Wait! Were you just about to call me a bitch?!] B2 initially answered obediently, but halfway through, she suddenly realized what he almost said and immediately shouted in outrage.
'That's just your imagination,' Yusuke answered with an unchanging tone.
[...Hmph! Just wait and see. We'll find out whether you can still stay this cocky in the future.] B2 remained silent for nearly an entire minute, but after sensing that he did not react at all, she coldly snorted before falling silent again.
[Congratulations, you have successfully completed the quest: Yurification, Purification!]
[Yurification, Purification!: Tame the sis-con, yuri obsessed Maou, Serafall Leviathan!]
[Task: Raise Serafall Leviathan's submission value to at least 80.]
[Rewards: 1 Level, Upgrade Candy, Acting Skill, 4 Skill Points.]
[Penalty: Lose the skill 'No Plan B'.]
[Congratulations, you leveled up!]
[Congratulations, you obtained 4 Skill Points!]
[Congratulations, you obtained the item: Upgrade Candy!]
[Congratulations, you obtained the skill: Acting Skill!]
[Congratulations, you unlocked the system function: Analysis!]
The familiar warm and soothing sensation spread throughout Yusuke's entire body. He could clearly feel all of his abilities becoming stronger once again.
After leveling up, all of his stats increased by one point, making him feel as though his entire body had become lighter, stronger, and more overflowing with power than before.
Level: 20 (57,100/104,857,600 XP).
Stats:
Strength: 24 (8,388,608).
Agility: 25 (16,777,216).
Spirit: 25 (16,777,216).
Physique: 26 (33,554,432).
'It's finally here!'
Yusuke was naturally happy that his strength had increased once again, but what truly moved him this time was the final notification.
He was so emotional that he almost felt like tearing up. The corners of his eyes even became slightly moist.
Analysis was the function Yusuke had wanted more than anything else, yet that bitch system kept repeatedly telling him he needed to complete more quests before unlocking it.
Right now, the sense of security brought by Analysis was even greater than the boost in strength he had just received from leveling up.
With this ability, at the very least, no yandere would be able to slip past his radar anymore.
He glanced down at the woman moaning softly, breathing hotly against him while continuously wiggling in his arms as though invisible hands were touching her in inappropriate places, and activated Analysis.
The moment he did, a translucent red pink screen instantly appeared within his vision, with a small image of Serafall displayed in the corner.
Name: Serafall Leviathan
Age: Don't ask.
Race: Devil.
Rank: Satan Class.
Personality: Cheerful, Friendly, Childish, Overprotective, Responsible, Selfless, Determined.
Hidden Personality: Highly paranoid, Possessive, Impulsive, Insecure, Obsessive.
Skills: Ice, Magic Power, Demonic Power, Hand to Hand Combat, Acting, Negotiation, Diplomacy, Stalking.
Likes: Yusuke, Yusuke Aoki, Yu-tan, Magical Girls, Her Lord and Savior Yusuke, Yusuke-sama, Yu-sama.
Affection Toward You: 9999999999999999999.
Submission Value: 96 (Devoted)
Evaluation: A yandere that had already been conquered.
Yusuke stared at the screen for a long while.
The interface was somewhat similar to the status screens he could already access, but this version was far more detailed.
Naturally, the most important part was the Affection meter.
However, the moment he saw that absurdly gigantic number, even Yusuke felt slightly horrified.
'What about the others?'
Yusuke casually glanced toward the opposite side of the table and met Raynare's gaze.
Curious, he immediately activated Analysis on her.
Name: Raynare.
Age: Don't ask.
Race: Fallen Angel.
Rank: Eight Winged Fallen Angel.
Personality: Bitchy, Extremely Selfish, Obsessive, Respects the Strong.
Skills: Holy Power, Hand to Hand Combat, Fire Dragon Slayer Magic, Observation Haki, Immortality.
Likes: Yusuke, Yusuke-sama, Yusuke-kun, Yusuke Aoki, Her God Yusuke Aoki, Yu-sama, Yu-kun.
Affection Toward You: 9999999999999999999.
Submission Value: 100 (Devoted)
Evaluation: A classic bitchy yandere turned goudere.
The result was not far from his expectations.
Yusuke then turned his gaze toward Rias, who was sitting beside him, and checked her profile as well purely to inflate his ego a little more.
Likes: Her man Yusuke, Yusuke, Yusuke-kun, Yusuke Aoki, Her God Yusuke Aoki, Yu-sama, Yu-kun, Yusuke's dick.
Affection Toward You: 9999999999999999999.
Thud!
'What are they doing?'
Yusuke suddenly heard a faint thud beneath the table, causing it to lightly shake.
He swept his gaze across the table, but all the women appeared completely normal on the surface. Some were casually chatting while eating, while others quietly sat in silence.
Under the table, however, the situation was entirely different.
An intense battle was taking place between the yanderes using only their legs.
The one who started everything was Venelana. She had stretched her leg forward, planning to secretly tease Yusuke, but halfway there, her leg suddenly collided with another woman's leg blocking her path.
The two immediately began silently fighting beneath the table.
Soon afterward, they discovered even more legs secretly trying to reach the same target, turning the area beneath the table into complete chaos.
The moment Yusuke realized what was happening beneath the table, he immediately made the wise decision to pretend that he sensed absolutely nothing at all.
"Yu-tan, are you going to the Underworld?" After eating her fill, Serafall adjusted her position on Yusuke's lap before asking.
Next week, another gathering will be held.
She had returned earlier this morning because she needed to negotiate with the Norse Mythology faction and their God King, Odin. After going back to the Underworld, she met Sirzechs, who asked her to speak with Yusuke again and see whether he was willing to attend.
"Yes, I will." Yusuke glanced down at her and calmly answered.
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Summer in Japan was extremely hot. The intense and unforgiving sun blazed overhead while waves of heat visibly distorted the air.
'I'm finally free!'
Yusuke casually walked down the street with both hands inside his pockets while wearing a hat to block the sunlight. Tilting his head slightly, he sighed inwardly.
Originally, he had planned to leave right after breakfast, but the battle between the yanderes beneath the table had eventually escalated beyond the table itself and somehow 'implicated' him as well.
In the end, all the women ended up ganging up on him together, forcing Yusuke to spend several hours appeasing them one by one before he could finally escape after leaving them all completely exhausted and passed out.
'I'll never get used to this.'
To Yusuke, the unbearable part of summer was not even the heat itself, but the weird ass insects that seemed to appear from absolutely nowhere.
Giant cockroaches, spiders, stag beetles, rhinoceros beetles, and strange red and black worms covered in countless tiny legs.
They were all unbelievably disgusting and bizarre.
Perhaps it had something to do with the climate and geography of this country, or maybe even the continent itself, but in his previous life, Yusuke had rarely seen creatures like these.
Fortunately, although he constantly encountered those insects outside, they never appeared inside his house.
'Let's see.'
Yusuke casually walked through the crowded commercial street while continuing to test the Analysis function.
Name: Tanaka Tanaka.
Age: 25.
Race: Human.
Gender: Male.
Rank: Locked (Basic Requirement Not Met).
Personality: Locked (Basic Requirement Not Met).
Skills: Locked (Basic Requirement Not Met).
Likes: Locked (Basic Requirement Not Met).
Affection Toward You: Locked (Basic Requirement Not Met).
Submission Value: Locked (Basic Requirement Not Met).
Evaluation: Locked (Basic Requirement Not Met).
When he tried analyzing a random passerby, the result was not what Yusuke expected at all.
Other than the man's name, age, and gender, everything else remained locked.
'What is this?' Yusuke frowned and questioned B2.
[Are you stupid? The target's information is locked because you haven't met the requirements yet.] B2 replied sarcastically.
'Of course I can see that. What exactly are these requirements?' Yusuke resisted the urge to roll his eyes at this bitch.
[The requirement is very simple. You just need to borrow Serafall's pen to meet it.] B2 answered while laughing. [I'm a yandere system. I can only fully analyze women, not men... unless you decide to change your gender.]
[Stupid cunt.]
Yusuke ignored her and immediately used Analysis on another passerby, this time a young woman.
Name: Rin Sakura.
Race: Human.
Age: 29.
Gender: Female.
Rank: Normal Human.
Personality: Gentle, Hardworking, Responsible.
Hidden Personality: Teasing, Slightly Sadistic, Likes Younger Men.
Skills: Drawing, Writing, Yoga, Fellatio, Water Jutsu.
Affection Toward You: 5.
Submission Value: 4.
Evaluation: A sexually frustrated woman with several fetishes.
Yusuke stared at the screen for a moment before quietly letting out a sigh of relief after seeing that the analysis worked this time.
Like a child getting a brand new toy, Yusuke spent the entire afternoon playing around with Analysis, constantly checking women's stats, searching for hidden yanderes, and shamelessly invading their privacy.
The vast majority of women had rather boring status screens. Most were either ordinary housewives with normal personalities or exhausted workaholic women.
Only a small number have genuinely interesting hidden personalities.
One particularly memorable incident happened at a train station.
Yusuke had casually tried analyzing two women nearby. Originally, he ignored the first few categories and directly checked the personality section, but when he suddenly saw "Locked (Basic Requirement Not Met)," he immediately froze.
Only then did he realize the two "women" were actually crossdressing men.
"I'm hungry..."
Yusuke stood near an alleyway to hide from the blazing sunlight while taking out his phone to make a call.
"Kyaah!"
However, a sudden panicked scream from above interrupted him.
When Yusuke instinctively looked upward, he saw a woman falling from the sky.
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