"Hahahaha, you are a man of great generosity, Eunuch. I am truly impressed. We should certainly keep in touch."
Pei Shaoqing cupped his hands with a beaming smile.
'Why did I engage in corruption and bribery, frantically amassing wealth?'
'Because in this world, money can work miracles.'
'Besides, I've never been stingy. The point of amassing wealth is to spend it, as long as it gets results.'
'Once it's spent, I can just go back to being corrupt.'
'Corruption is the easiest thing in the world. I can just invent any excuse—my birthday, my wife's birthday, my concubine's birthday, even my cat's birthday—and use it to collect money.'
"Of course, of course." The middle-aged eunuch's face was about to split from smiling. He cupped his hands in return, then sighed and said, "But you've presented me with quite a difficult problem, Second Young Master."
"Oh?" Pei Shaoqing looked puzzled.
