Since it look like a human the Kunikida jumped in to the river with a heavy expression as he brought the body to other side that the brown haired man and boy in.
While Kunikida panting and wiping water from his face and glass, Dazai quickly reached to the body as he earned another glare from Kunikida.
After taking out of the water now the black bundle became more human like as the pale skin of a human revealed through the tattered robe.
Dazai placed his ear on body where the chest is supposed to be and listen to heartbeat to check the person alive or not as most parts of it covered from blood and long black wet hair.
Soon he felt a clear rhythmic heart beat along with a comfortable softness.
"Huh?" He instinctively touched the chest of tthe body but only to get dragged away by the blonde man.
"Where do you think you are touching Dazai?!!" Kunikida glared at him while snapping out making even Atsushi freaked out.
"I was checking whether it is a—" Dazai grinned.
"It's a girl!" Kunikida groaned as he make a face as this isn't the first time.
"Huh? You can tell?!"
This time even Atsushi deadpanned at him.
"Come to think of it she also floating in the river...could it be—" Dazai's eyes brightened.
"She also want to commit suicide too!!"
"Oh my! I even had a partner with me. It could have became a double suicide you know!" Dazai blushed dramatically as Kunikida rolled eyes at his partner's quirks.
"How she even alive after losing this much blood and drowning like this?" Kunikida check the condition of the body as his pupils constricted at the sight of the bloody scalpel that she held tightly in her hand.
"Hmm?" Dazai poked head as he took it from the girl's hand. "Oh my it's a good scalpel..... what a unique way to die!!"
"You idiot!!" Kunikida snapped again as he pows reached Dazai's neck as boy want to say it is probably a murder weapon.
"Well....we can ask her about that" Dazai try to do cpr as he escaped from Kunikida's grasp as he pressed his hands on her chest then he heard a cough sound as the girl slowly sat up like a robot.
"Huh is this pure land? I feel so heavy!! where is the promising soul floating in the sky?! I want to complain!! Where is the sage of six path?! If anyone didn't bother to give bad reviews, I'll give you one huh!"
The girl muttered and she turned her head above to the sky as she somehow excited by something and keep talking to above in comical way. Three of them looked at her dumbfounded as this isn't what they expected to see.
"Yo suckers, did you guys miss me while in here? By the way that old geezer should also be here right! He kicked the bucket before me. Come here old shit! We have an account to settle!"
she shouted with a smirk as she opened her eyes to greet her dead clansmen but only to find out her vision still black as she stunned.
"Huh?" The girl dumbfounded as she muttered unconsciously, still confident that she is in pure land as she dead.
"In the pure land wasn't I supposed to have my eye sight back?" Feeling the heavy pain in her body a thoughts stuck her mind.
"No way! I am not dead?!" She said out loud as Kunikida narrowed eyes while Dazai raised an eyebrow with a amused smile while Atsushi keep looking at Dazai and the girl as he looking at same kind of people.
"Those things are not from a dream I definitely experienced them and I used that technique of mine.... it is one way ticket to see sage of six paths" She pouted as she rubbed her temple.
"I was supposed to die. Then that mean...." then she felt the change of an environment and someone near her as three person coughed awkwardly interrupting her comical monologue.
"Hey you there" She felt no threat from them as she gouged their strength and chakra and turned her face towards Dazai while closing her eyes and hide her expressions with a smile.
"Can you please tell me where am I?"
"Ah miss you are in Yokohama" the boy said after a moment of silence.
"Huh never heard something like that. So I am in the pure land. Where is the old geezer six paths?! I have complaints!"
The girl shouted again, still clearly not believing that she is alive. Dazai grinned while Kunikida rubbed his temple and Atsushi awkwardly looked at her.
"Excuse me miss, if this pure land means heaven, you are not dead yet!" Kunikida talked this time as she stunned as a crow flew away from her head. She could feel it saying idiot over her head as a moment of silence spread around them.
"For real?!"
"Yeah, for real real" Dazai nodded as his grin widened.
"Well it can't be helped then" she picked up the scalpel from Dazai's hand and aimed at her heart.
"No you don't!!/ Not another one!" The boy and Kunikida shouted out loud while Dazai grabbed her hand tightly to make her drop the scalpel but it didn't go as he expected as he looked at the girl with amazement for a moment.
"Huh! What's wrong?" The girl asked in confusion sensing the emotional stats of the three.
"Oh sorry I tired to implicate while making a bloody mess without giving you a proper compensation for saving me."
She connected the dots when she feel the wetness in her clothes and the river beside her as she understood they saved her from drowning when she was appeared here, unconscious.
Soon a huge scroll appeared in her hand as three pair of eyes changed the way they looked at her. But she spoke without letting them to say anything as she used to that expression from non shinobi she encountered before.