Tsunade helped Ryun onto the bed, then she took off his clothes to prevent him from feeling uncomfortable.
She sighed and looked at Ryun. "Ah, really, you troublesome man, I have completely lost to you." After saying this, she stood up.
She began preparing warm honey pomelo water, placed it on the table by Ryun's bed, and then helped Ryun sit up.
Ryun smacked his lips, clearly still drunk. Tsunade raised an eyebrow. "Open your mouth."
"I do not want to. I will not open it." Ryun acted coquettishly, then hehe'd with a silly laugh.
Tsunade coaxed him for a long time before she finally got him to open his mouth, then she fed him the honey pomelo water little by little.
After finishing all this, she laid Ryun back on the bed, letting him sleep on his side.
Tsunade stretched. So tired. This short while felt more exhausting than the journey to the Kumogakure village. She looked at Ryun's current state and suddenly felt angry.
"I have only been gone for a few days, and you drink yourself into a stupor. Hmph." Tsunade patted Ryun's back, perhaps not paying attention to her strength, making Ryun cough.
Ryun sobered up a great deal. He thought, 'Damn. An assassin. What the hell.' As a result, just as he was about to open his eyes, he heard Tsunade's voice.
"Do you know how dangerous your situation is. What if some woman took advantage of you and did that to you. Would you then find me a sister."
"I am telling you, do not even think about it. If you dare betray me, I will divorce you." Tsunade's voice carried anger.
Ryun swallowed hard, not daring to speak. Right, right, right, I am drunk right now, I do not know anything, I am sleeping.
"Hey. I am talking to you. Did you hear me." Tsunade snorted coldly. Ryun gave a start. This movement, though not large, still caught Tsunade's attention.
She began testing him. "Husband. Sobered up."
Ryun, "..."
Tsunade felt something was wrong. Just now Ryun was still making some humming sounds and light snoring, why is it so quiet now.
A drunk person, in theory, should not be this quiet. So there is only one possibility. This dog man is pretending.
Thinking of this, Tsunade's lips curved upward. "Ah, right. I need to try on the black silk stockings and the black tight skirt I bought today."
After saying this, Tsunade took a box from a storage scroll and began tearing off the plastic wrap, making rustling sounds.
Ryun imagined it in his mind. The scene was too beautiful. Could not bear to look directly, drool just flowed. Then he squinted his eyes to look over, originally wanting to peek, but could not resist and his eyes widened in an instant.
Tsunade's lips curved upward as she looked at Ryun. "Oh, the drunkard is awake. So, how is it. Do I look good." She smiled like a flower, her beautiful eyes were lively, she licked her lips, she...
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After a long while, Ryun swallowed hard, his right arm holding Tsunade's enchanting waist. Good heavens, really good heavens, this night used up all his reserves from the past few days. Tsunade's slightly red cheeks pressed against his chest, her finger drawing circles over his heart.
"If you dare get drunk alone again next time, you are finished. You can get drunk, but you must call me. I will go pick you up. Do you understand." Tsunade's tone brooked no argument.
As the strongest Hokage of Konoha, the proud genius of the Uchiha clan, Ryun Uchiha now nodded like a chick pecking rice. "Understood, understood. My wife's words are remembered in my heart, and will be resolutely implemented."
"Mm, very good. Then next, let us continue." Tsunade nodded with satisfaction, got up and looked at Ryun, her eyes dazed.
"Con... continue." Ryun was stunned.
Then the heavens and earth went dark, it lasted for two or three hours, finally returning to silence.
Noon the next day.
Ryun got up, holding his waist as he got out of bed. Something is wrong, nine parts out of ten something is wrong. Am I not a Sage Body. What is going on. Right. It must be the alcohol. Think of me, Ryun Uchiha, a hero of a generation, my body actually depleted by drink and lust.
Ryun gritted his teeth, finally making a decision. "Starting today, I will quit drinking." His gaze was firm, like someone joining the party. At this moment, he decided to quit drinking from now on. He could not continue to sink like this.
Tsunade opened her eyes. She felt comfortable all over. It was not only Ryun who missed her these past four days, she had also been missing Ryun. Originally, she wanted to let Ryun off last night, but she discovered he was awake and staring at her lustfully. She decided, just indulge, and not let him off.
"Husband, good morning." Tsunade seemed to return to the state of a virtuous wife and loving mother, completely different from the female general of last night. She looked at Ryun, her eyes carrying tenderness.
"Ahem, wife, morning. Just woke up, are you thirsty." Ryun said somewhat ingratiatingly.
"Mm, a little." Tsunade thought seriously, then nodded. "Mm. I am thirsty." Then she looked at Ryun with an expectant expression. Ryun understood instantly, immediately went to the kitchen and made a glass of juice.
Then he handed the cup containing the juice to Tsunade. Tsunade took the cup and gulped it down. "Mm, delicious. Watermelon flavor."
Ryun smiled. "Glad you like it." Then he picked up a bottle of water himself, opened the cap, and gulped it down. Last night he lost a lot of sweat, not sure if it was the alcohol evaporating or water evaporating. Right now, rehydrating is very important.
After Tsunade saw Ryun finish the water, she also put on her clothes and sat in front of him with a serious expression. "Tell me, why did you drink so much last night."
Ryun did not think about hiding it. He sat up straight, holding Tsunade's soft hands with his own, and smiled. "A lot of things happened these past four days..."
He told her about teaching the six kids ninjutsu, taking them on a mission, and also told Tsunade about those girls in that village, and the story of the woman who died taking a knife for Namikaze Minato.
Tsunade gritted her teeth. "Bastards. Under the rule of the Land of Fire, it is actually so chaotic. I do not know what my uncle is doing. I am going out to suppress the bandits."
Also a woman, Tsunade naturally knew how important chastity was to girls. Even if those girls had parents and relatives, after going through such an ordeal, their lives were basically ruined. They might even have to live their whole lives under the scorn and ridicule of others.
Ryun was silent, then he spoke. "Wife, rest assured. I will solve this matter. There is a meeting in a couple of days, you should come and listen then. The main purpose is to solve this matter."
Tsunade looked at Ryun, saw his serious expression, felt moved, then pouted. "Okay, husband. You must solve this matter. I believe in you, good husband, kiss kiss."
After saying this, Tsunade kissed Ryun, and the two fell into sweetness.
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