~AXEL~
The men's trail hike through the woods felt like it was designed specifically for what Richard Vance called "bro-talk", a chance for the husbands to bond over shared experiences while their wives did whatever women did at natural springs.
The crunch of sticks and leaves filled the air as we walked along the winding path into the forest. Richard was up front, his usual energy on full display.
Every now and then, he'd turn around to share some trail mix and, without being asked, give us his take on "how to treat a lady" and tips on "keeping the spark alive."
"The key, gentlemen," Richard said, stopping at a scenic overlook, "is to make her feel heard while still maintaining authority. You're the captain of the ship, but she's your first mate."
A few men nodded along. I kept my thoughts to myself, knowing Layla would have had some choice words about that particular analogy.
