Lu Xiaoqiao's biggest priority is her studies. Since she's a good student, she can lie to him and say she'll get into a top university, like the prestigious Tsinghua University. And now that she's in a relationship with him, she'll give him her body, and I'll definitely marry her after graduation. This girl is so innocent. With all her hard work, she'll surely find someone who's also a top student. Chen Chu wants to give it a try. If it works, he'll be ruthless in winning her over when he gets the chance. As for whether or not to marry her in the future, he can just wait and see? Things change so fast! What's going on? If I didn't take it myself, would I wait for someone else to take it, leaving me to wash the slate? Even if this girl didn't want to be with me in the future, there wouldn't be any regrets. Let someone else wash the slate. Besides, college graduation would be years away, and Chen Chu had no intention of going to college. He could use this to trick her into believing him. Once he had the hang of things, he could come up with an excuse, like, "I didn't get into college, we're not compatible, let's break up..." Chen Chu nodded, thinking, "Great idea..." As he pondered his plan, the papers had already been handed out. The morning study session had been dedicated to the exams. So, there was exactly an hour and a half between this and the next. Chen Chu unfolded the papers and took a look. They were incredibly easy, as the saying goes, "If you can't do it, it's hard, but if you can do it, it's easy." Wang Xia also said, "The questions aren't too difficult. Everyone, pay attention. Also, whoever finishes the papers first gets to go home." The class erupted in excitement. Chen Chu finished the three papers in about half an hour and placed them on Wang Xia's desk. Wang Xia couldn't help but frowned: "Chen Chu, wait a minute, are you leaving after you finish writing?" Wang Xia flipped through the book and couldn't help but gasp.
"Well... you are basically right. Let's go..." She herself didn't believe it. Could it be that as he said, she was the one who gave him the motivation?
Sleeping with him, making up lessons in the bed, both of them sleeping naked in the same bed, could it be that this stimulated Chen Chu to study hard? Chen Chu had already left with a chuckle. He wanted to be excellent, only excellence could get him into the class of Wang Hongmei, Lu Xiaoqiao, and this ambitious Zhu Na. Chen Chu suddenly thought of his own good handwriting, which was really not good enough. So he wanted to go back and learn from Old Man Zhang. Riding a 28-inch bicycle, he returned to the village and went to Old Man Zhang's place first. The old guy was eating roasted potatoes. The fire was burning. The potatoes were buried under the charcoal. That way they would taste better. The old guy ate a bite of roasted potato and drank a sip of wine, and he lived a happy life.
"Donkey! You came early today? Um, how's your Qigong practice going?"
Upon hearing this, Chen Chu took a few deep breaths, then farted towards the stove with a "Puff!"
"Bah!" Old man Zhang was so angry that his beard stood up high and he jumped as high as he could, landing on the head of the kang.
"You ass!"
"By the way, you must be here for something! Tell me, what is it?"
"Well...old man, I really have something to do."
Chen Chu took off his coat and vest, exposing his arms, and was about to take off his pants.
"Dead end!" Old man Zhang hurriedly stopped him and shouted something in English.
"Donkey, I won't sell you. Don't dream! If you dare to do anything wrong, I'll fight you!"
Chen Chu grinned.
"Bah! I don't have that hobby. I'm here to learn calligraphy. Your room is too hot. It's summer time and the stove is on. I'll die of heat if I don't take off my clothes..."
Chen Chu took off his pants, leaving only his underpants, and fished out a potato from Old Zhang's stove. He slammed the black potato on the ground twice, then peeled it open and ate it.
"Learn to write? Why?"
"Old man, I've made up my mind. If I want to pick up girls, I need to be versatile and talented. Only then will girls like me. I want to rough up Zhu Na, but I don't know where to start. This girl loves studying, so I have to study hard and get first place. Then I can persuade Wang Xia to become a student committee member. Then I can naturally tutor Zhu Na, or the girl will take the initiative to find me, and then I can take the opportunity to..."
Old man Zhang smacked his lips.
"Hmm... Donkey, you're almost there. When it comes to picking up girls, a man not only needs to be able to lie, but lying is only temporary and has its limitations. If you're truly outstanding and a good liar, then there are no limitations. As long as you understand and study all women, and then let them see your shining points, you will definitely be able to seduce them. Well, I support you. Now I'll teach you how to write..."
"By the way, old man, can you sing? I don't sing very well..."
"Tsk, what do you mean by unpleasant? You're just braying like a donkey!" Old Man Zhang sneered. Chen Chu had actually sung a few lines of a song in his little house when he was happy before, and Old Man Zhang's head ached as if he had been cursed.
"Don't worry, we'll do it step by step..."
Old man Zhang wrote a few words on the paper. Each has its own style.
"Donkey, look, this is regular script, this is running script, this is round script, this is..."
"Ah?" Chen Chu opened his mouth wide and yawned, looking like he was about to fall asleep.
Old man Zhang shook his head.
"Donkey, look at it this way. Look at this round character. Doesn't it look like Zhuna's big white butt? Look at this Cao character again. Doesn't it look like a woman's slim waist? Look how thin she is..."
As soon as Old Zhang finished speaking, Chen Chu's eyes opened. Alas... The old man sighed and said misleadingly, "Look at this square regular script again. Doesn't it look like a hypocritical woman..."
"Haha! Old man, they look alike, really alike!"
"Come, hold the pen and I'll teach you... Look at this horizontal stroke of yours. It can't go out like this. It's like your big dick. It has to have a head and a curve. This is called a pause. Oh no, Sao Rui! This is called the head of your big dick, with a hook..."
Chen Chu nodded and followed suit.
"Look at this vertical stroke again. You have to write it with a pen tip. Oh no, that's not a pen tip, it's the gun of your big dick. Look how powerful it is when you thrust it out. Any woman who gets stabbed by you with this vertical stroke will reach orgasm! You have a big dick, it will be thrown out in a flash..."
... Actually, writing characters well is easy. It's not that difficult. Just pay attention to the structure and some basic radicals. Chinese characters are made up of dots, vertical lines, horizontal lines, hooks, and so on. Once you have these written well, you can focus on the structure... Chen Chu studied intently, the jade ring on his chest gleaming. He also achieved twice the result with half the effort. It didn't take long for him to master the method. Old Man Zhang breathed a sigh of relief.
"Donkey, practice hard. You already have something in common with this jade. So once you learn something, no matter what you learn, it will be a hundred times faster than an ordinary person. As your skills increase, you will learn even faster! Sigh... fate!"
Old Man Zhang shook his head. Then he continued, "Donkey, are you learning calligraphy just to pick up girls? To steal women? Don't you have other ideas? Like, writing beautifully, becoming a respectable scholar? In ancient times, there were immortals... The legendary immortals mentioned many handsome scholars who practiced calligraphy while practicing writing. Eventually, they mastered both the civil and military arts, becoming able to kill and take heads while writing... Or perhaps you could become a white-robed hero upholding justice... Then, how many women, how many beauties would admire you... There would be..."
"Hahahaha... Old man, look at how well I write now. Haha, if I could write even better, it would definitely help me steal women..."
"Oh! Fine!" Old Man Zhang sighed. He felt like what he had just said was playing the lute to a cow! Oh no, playing the lute to a donkey!
He was speechless about Chen Chu's donkey. Old man Zhang walked over, took a look, and nodded.
"It's okay. Well... my handwriting is ancient. The characters written by people today are not authentic ancient Chinese. After all, it's been thousands of years. What has been passed down is only the form, not the essence. The essence is that your words should be in harmony with your spirit. Forget it, you won't understand even if I tell you this! Anyway, my handwriting is the fifth most important skill in today's society!"
Chen Chu asked, "What are the five unique skills?" Old Man Zhang smiled and said, "Welding detonators, sawing light bulbs, refining hymens, and repairing condoms with fire. The fifth one is my name!"
"Awesome!" Chen Chu raised his thumb.
He started practicing again. In just over an hour, Chen Chu's handwriting was already quite good. Old man Zhang next to him was still giving him instructions. Look, this is a woman's big butt... This is a big Zha... Yes, write it like this... Seeing Chen Chu's rapid progress, Old man Zhang couldn't help but feel dizzy. He shook his head in his heart, thinking that he had suffered so much when practicing calligraphy, but look at others, their progress was so fast. He is simply a genius, no, it is simply the power of b! The power of b is so damn strong. Chen Chu then wiped the sweat off his face. Seeing that it was getting late, he wanted to go to the store to buy some food and eat it at Old Man Zhang's place. Then he thought of Xiaolian and was afraid of running into her. He hurriedly rode his bicycle home. However, he met the women's director Liu Haiyan on the way.
"Hey, Chen Chu, we've already fallen out, why are you still... hurry up and follow me..."
"What's the matter?" Chen Chu asked.
"What else is going on? Xiaolian and her husband, Wang Dasheng, are getting a divorce! Look at that young wife. She usually looks so fragile, but when she gets angry, she's no less fragile than her sister, Xiaoqing."
Chen Chu blinked.
"They're getting a divorce, why are you dragging me along?"
Liu Haiyan smiled and smoothed back her short hair.
"Chen Chu, what does this have to do with you? What do you think? You're trying to completely deny yourself? The whole village knows about Xiaolian and you... Now they're getting a divorce! Wang Dasheng is about to chop you down with a hoe..."
Chen Chu laughed.
"Liu..."
"Call me Big Sister!" Liu Haiyanhai is only twenty-seven, and she really hates people calling her aunt or something like that all the time.
"Well, Sister Liu, don't talk nonsense. As the saying goes, if you catch a couple cheating, you should catch them both. Take us for example. If someone says that we are cheating on your husband, then they have to trap us naked in the bed, right? We are just having sex in the ditch, so why would they catch us? We are just talking like this, who would dare to say that we are cheating? Tsk, it doesn't make sense..."
Liu Haiyan rolled her eyes and suddenly burst out laughing.
"You little bastard, are you taking advantage of me?"
"Ah! Sister Liu, please don't say that. I haven't even touched a hair of yours, how can I take advantage of you? I have thought about..."
"Bah!" Liu Haiyan liked Chen Chu's big thing very much since she saw it, but she didn't get it.
"Chen Chu, I left the door open for you last time, why didn't you come? Are you hooking up with Xiaolian again? You bastard!"
"Well... Sister Liu, let's not talk about this for now. There's nothing going on between me and Xiaolian, so if Wang Dasheng wants to cheat on me, he can do whatever he wants. If I don't even dare to go home, who knows what the villagers will say! They've made up something that didn't happen..."
Liu Haiyan thought about it and it made sense. These people just had a way of telling lies.
"Okay, I'll go with you then."
As Liu Haiyan was speaking, there was a sound of bicycle bells behind her. Liu Bingbing, who had an egg-yellow ponytail, was riding a speed bike towards them. When she saw Chen Chu and Liu Haiyan, she asked, "Did they fight?" Chen Chu was a little overwhelmed. Looking at Liu Bingbing's pretty appearance, he got hard all of a sudden. She was about 1.78 meters tall, with a pink face and big almond-shaped eyes. When her double eyelids moved, they looked around. And when she spoke, two charming dimples appeared on her face... Chen Chu swallowed his saliva. It was as if he wanted to eat Liu Bingbing into his mouth and swallow her into his stomach. If he could, he really wanted to eat Liu Bingbing. Liu Bingbing ignored him. It was Liu Haiyan who asked directly. At this moment, Chen Chu wanted to take out his thing and stroke her slender, round legs wrapped in light blue jeans. ------------