Chen Chu's mind went blank for a moment, and he couldn't help but exhale, panting as he looked at Han Xiaoxiao's smiling face, though she was also panting.
Both of them were exhausted from their run, and Chen Chu took the opportunity to rest while thinking of a plan. Should he force himself on them? That was definitely out of the question; that would be considered assaulting a police officer. He had no choice but to flee.
He glanced around. The alley was about twenty meters long, gourd-shaped, with a small entrance but a spacious interior. Chen Chu tentatively touched the walls; they were all cement walls and quite smooth.
I thought it would be much better if it were a brick wall.
He often climbed over walls at home, and Old Man Zhang even taught him the technique. Chen Chu could easily climb over a three-meter-high wall.
The key to wall climbing lies in speed, angle, and strength. You need to have a high jumping ability, lunge forward, and keep your upper body upright, especially in the air. This way you can grab the top of the wall, lightly touch the wall with your toes, and then quickly use the momentum to jump upwards.
With practice, you can step on the wall a couple of times and climb over higher walls; as long as you can grab on, you can get over it.
Chen Chu was panting heavily. He wanted to try and see if he could get over the wall, so he took a few tentative steps forward, mainly to run up and climb over.
Han Xiaoxiao didn't understand his intentions, and the handcuffs rattled loudly in her hands.
She changed into her police uniform, which made her look even more upright. She had a slim waist and long legs. Her chest was no longer covered by a strip of cloth, and it was now so full that it looked like it was about to burst out of the narrow police uniform. Chen Chu could feel her pink buttocks even from the front.
She had already removed her makeup. At the Monkey Disco, she looked like a captivating woman in her mid-twenties. Now, with her makeup off, and under the cover of night and the faint moonlight, Chen Chu felt that she was at most twenty-one or twenty-two years old, with a hint of youthful innocence still lingering in her eyes.
Back then, her eyes seemed long and narrow, but that was just because she was wearing colored contact lenses. Now that she's removed them, her eyes are bright and clear, like a still lake, with a serene black and white contrast. Chen Chu felt as if he could see his own reflection in her cool, clear eyes.
Han Xiaoxiao stepped forward, her temples and nasal rims glistening with sweat.
With a clang, he swung the gleaming, heavy handcuffs and said in a clear voice, "Chen Chu! Not bad, you run pretty fast! Didn't you notice those short legs of yours?"
Chen Chu scoffed, "Whose legs are short? I haven't even asked you yet! Why are you chasing me?"
"Why are you running?" the policewoman stared at him coldly.
"If you chase me, won't I run away?"
"You run away when I chase you? If you weren't feeling guilty, why would you run?"
"Hey, you're wearing a police uniform, who wouldn't run away if you chased them? I'm wearing this uniform and I'm chasing you, wouldn't you run away? And in the dark of night, do you know what you do? Do you know what you're trying to do?" Chen Chu panted, glaring at him.
Han Xiaoxiao narrowed her eyes and snorted coldly: "Stop talking nonsense, come here, I'll put it on you, and we'll talk at the police station."
"Why are you arresting me?"
"On what grounds? Because you slandered the police! Let me tell you! You...you dare to be so arrogant! I've seen plenty of thugs like you! Stop trying to be clever. You think I wouldn't have noticed the acrostic poem you wrote at the police station? Well, yeah, you're quite talented! You can even write acrostic poems? Come on, come back with me, I'll reward you properly!"
Han Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth when she said the word "reward," and Chen Chu felt a chill run down his spine, as if the sound of her gritting her teeth was chewing on his penis.
Chen Chu understood that going back with this woman would definitely not end well. Old Zhang had said that the most poisonous heart is that of a woman. You see, women are usually gentle and soft, like kittens, but when they really get ruthless, even a grown man can't help them.
Take Xiao Lian for example. Wang Dasheng, a tall man over 1.8 meters, was completely fooled by her, and he's still distracted all day long!
And then there's Xiaoqing and Liu Haiyan; those women are no pushovers.
Besides, the woman in front of me is a police officer.
"Ahem... um..." Chen Chu coughed twice, thinking of an idea, while Han Xiaoxiao had already stepped forward, selling leather shoes.
Chen Chu hurriedly asked, "What acrostic poem did you just mention?"
"Fine! You're going to deny it?" Han Xiaoxiao then read aloud the ten words Chen Chu had written, the first of which, when put together, formed the phrase "Your underwear is black."
However, she was too embarrassed to say it, so she asked Chen Chu, "What's the first word of this modern poem when you put them together?"
"Is...is your underwear black? Oh dear, I'm so sorry, it was my mistake, you just happened to see it, but this isn't an instruction manual, is it? Are your underwear really black?"
Han Xiaoxiao was so angry that her face turned red, but she was speechless.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Chen Chu said twice, chuckling, "This was just a misunderstanding! Besides, it's not a big deal. Is this evidence for you to arrest me? Fine, arrest me then! Detain me now, and we'll go to your bureau chief to settle this, or I'll call my teacher and then call Master Yan, and let them decide..."
The mere mention of that stubborn old man Yan gave Han Xiaoxiao a headache. Not only her, but the bureau chief's head ached too; the mind of that kind of decadent old intellectual was beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.
If things get serious, there's really no way to deal with it. Yan's family has a wide circle of acquaintances and knows many leaders in big cities. If public opinion gets out, they can't afford to be offended.
"It's alright... Can I go now?" Chen Chu raised the corner of his mouth and gave her a faint smile.
The smile was normal, but Han Xiaoxiao's eyes were now filled with provocation, even mockery, and teasing.
She had never been bullied like this in the police academy or the police station, and she couldn't accept defeat in front of a young boy.
Han Xiaoxiao's pearly teeth clenched her red lips, and Chen Chu sensed that something was off about this woman.
At this moment, she clenched her fists back and forth, and her knuckles cracked.
"Chen Chu, don't try to play tricks on me. Although you're a master of the law, the law can't punish you because there's no evidence to do so yet. But people like you shouldn't be so arrogant and shouldn't get away with it. Since the law can't punish you, I'll punish you on behalf of the people!"
Han Xiaoxiao spoke slowly and deliberately, through gritted teeth.
Chen Chu laughed, thinking to himself that these women really were fresh out of police academy! They were all like complete idiots, just like fresh out of school.
"You represent the people? Let me ask you, the people pay you to wear these police uniforms to punish evil and promote good, or to wear these uniforms to swagger around and shit and piss on the people's heads? The people finally managed to push off the three mountains riding on their necks, and now your ass is up again? You want to ride on the people's necks again? Your lower body... cough cough..." Chen Chu wanted to say that your lower body might be horny, but he didn't dare to say it.
"Hmph, of course I'm here to punish evil and promote good on behalf of the people!"
"That's good! When we stand together, who is the people?" Chen Chu puffed out his chest.
Han Xiaoxiao frowned slightly.
Chen Chu continued, "You're a policeman, a civil servant, right? I'm the one who serves the people! You just said you're punishing evil and promoting good for the people, so you're punishing evil and promoting good for me? I, as a citizen, spend money to support you, and instead of repaying me, you want to arrest me? What kind of heartless policeman are you!"
"You...you..." Han Xiaoxiao blushed deeply at the teasing.
Chen Chu pressed on, saying, "You, you, what do you mean, 'you'? You think you're so great just because you're wearing this police uniform? You think you can do whatever you want? You think you can arrest people arbitrarily and frame them without evidence? Let me tell you, you wear this police uniform to serve the people, not to oppress them..."
Han Xiaoxiao realized that she couldn't win an argument with this scoundrel.
"Fine! I won't let you get away with this! You little brat!" Han Xiaoxiao angrily unbuttoned her clothes. The police uniform had been tightly binding her chest, and as soon as the buttons were undone, her two large breasts were immediately freed.
She was wearing a white shirt underneath, which made her look bulging and puffy, like a pair of huge, shimmering balls.
Chen Chu stared at her two large breasts, feeling a ticklish sensation in his heart, and his lower body had unknowingly become hard.
Han Xiaoxiao took off her police uniform, put it on the ground, rubbed her wrists, and said, "Chen Chu, now that I've taken off my uniform, I'm not a police officer anymore, right? I'm just an ordinary person, right?"
Chen Chu's attention was focused on the woman's breasts; he stared intently at her two breasts and nodded subconsciously.
"Fine! Very well! Since I'm not doing this often anymore, I'll teach you a lesson as a citizen! I'll let you know the price you pay for being a thug! You filthy scoundrel!"
Chen Chu swallowed hard. He saw Han Xiaoxiao walking towards him. Although she had taken off her police uniform, she was still a police officer. If he really hit her, it would still be considered assaulting a police officer. Both sides had their own arguments, and either way, they would have a point.
Chen Chu felt he had rested enough, and the time he spent arguing with her was just to recharge his energy. He chuckled and then quickly ran backward. When he was about seven or eight steps away from the wall, Chen Chu reached the base of the wall in a few strides, pushed off with his toes, and suddenly jumped up.
While still in mid-air, he used his toes to push against the wall, propelling himself upwards. He had never climbed such a high wall before, but at this crucial moment, the jade ring on his chest flashed, unleashing a surge of potential. He then lifted his other leg sharply, pushing off the wall by more than half a meter.
Chen Chu's body shot upwards again, his hands reaching straight up to grab.
At this moment, his body was straight, as if he were stretching, and even so, the middle fingers of both hands barely touched the edge of the wall.
Chen Chu felt a surge of joy. He had actually managed to grab the top of the wall, something he never dreamed of. He exerted all his strength and his palms gripped it.
Han Xiaoxiao below was almost dumbfounded. A six-meter-high wall—unless it was a monkey.
Of course, at the police academy, unless you are a special police officer who has undergone special training, you can climb such a high wall, but that is something that only specially trained people can do.
There aren't many people like that in a SWAT team, so how could this half-grown kid do it?
Her first reaction was that she couldn't let this boy get away; he had actually written such lewd poems.
Han Xiaoxiao subconsciously drew the pistol from her waist and fired a shot.
Chen Chu was about to climb over the wall when the bullet flew past him.
He screamed in fright and slid down the wall, tearing his pants in the process.
My body felt like it was falling apart.
He stood up and immediately launched into a tirade against Han Xiaoxiao: "Are you an idiot?! You really want to shoot? Damn it! What the hell is this? Did I rape you or what? It's just a poem I wrote as a joke. Fine, you can't take a joke, but is it really necessary to shoot?"
Han Xiaoxiao was stunned and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry..."