Ashe's vision exploded with flashing lights and strobing stars as pure pleasure shot up her spine and radiated through every pore of her body that trembled and shook. Ashe couldn't breathe; she couldn't think. Her only concern was enjoying the moment of catharsis after years of denial, so focused on pulling together the scraps that were her life. Ashe couldn't tell what felt better, the physical pleasure or the mental relief, as she finally allowed herself to let go.
Slumping forward, Ashe barely managed to catch herself as there wasn't an ounce of strength left inside of her.
"Careful now," Ramon chided as he reached up on Ashe's waist and gently pulled her back, "The last thing I need is you passing out on top of me."
Ashe slowly let Ramon guide her back, lying on his chest as his arms wrapped around her, "Maybe I should, I'm already dreading having to walk up stairs to hose off."
"You have no one to blame but yourself for that," Ramon muttered, making Ashe raise an eyebrow at him, "Says the man currently trying to turn my oven into a bakery."
Ashe reached down and ran a hand over the visible bulge in her stomach, "Is there a shut-off valve for this thing? If it doesn't stop soon, I might pop like a balloon."
Ramon let out a dry laugh, "Well, next time you know not to get me all excited."
"I would wager it doesn't take much to do that," Ashe muttered with a steamy sigh and blush as she tried to ignore the way she could feel the inflated condom inside of her slosh around with only a thin barrier of rubber protecting her eggs from the piping hot load, "Also if this damn rubber breaks your driving back into town and getting me the pull."
"Don't worry, I use extra-strength ones, and the last thing we need is a kid on the way when we got a whole farm to build back up," Ramon muttered, making Ashe pause as she remembered why Ramon had come here in the first place.
"I guess we should get on with that, shouldn't we?" Ashe asked rhetorically as she slowly sat back up with a hiss, feeling a mixture of exhaustion and reluctant pleasure with Ramon's cock still deep inside her, 'Oh god, this is going to kill me.'
With a small grunt, Ashe stood up, suppressing a moan as she felt Ramon slide out of her, followed by the swollen condom that eventually popped with an audible release, "Fucking hell."
Staggering over to the countertop, Ashe caught herself before her feet could give out beneath her, "Next time you're finishing outside, even if you got a condom on. That nearly took me out."
"Well, maybe next time we can take it a bit slower," Ramon muttered as he stood up as well. "Also, about that shower, can I join you. I don't mind a little mess, but this is a bit much even for me."
Ashe glanced over at Ramon and paused, "If we get in that shower together…it's not going to be a quick one."
Ramon grinned, "I don't have an issue with that…do you?"
Ashe grinned as well, "Depends on if you're willing to carry me up those stairs or not."
Ramon didn't say a word, instead moving behind Ashe and kissing her neck before sweeping her off her feet into a bridal carry. "Well, I guess that answers my question."
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Nearly two hours later, Ramon and Ashe were back in the kitchen, having showered and wearing clean clothes. Now that they both had gotten a certain need out of their systems, Ramon and Ashe were able to focus on the task at hand.
Picking up the pen, Ramon placed the tip on the dotted line before quickly signing his signature. The moment the pen stopped moving, Ramon felt a ripple pass through the air as the document started to glow.
"What the hell?" Ashe muttered as she took a hesitant step back, watching the scene unfolding right before her eyes.
Watching the scene with an impassive face, Ramon was only kept waiting for a moment before the notification he had been waiting for popped up.
[Congratulations, you have gained a new Property! Ode Farm has been added to your manageable properties.
Ramon dismissed the screen with a thought, and soon after, the light show died down, and the contract went back to being a regular piece of paper. Though that didn't mean Ashe was any less spooked.
"You got one minute to give me an explanation, and you better not be lying," Ashe muttered as she looked from the contract back to Ramon, who turned to face her with hands up, "Alright, there's the truth, I'm a demon. An incubus to be exact, and just to skip that back and forth, no, I can not drain your life force through sex, I'm not after your soul. And I don't know if there's a hell or not, because I wasn't born as a demon; I died and was reborn as one. I don't know why, or how, but it is what it is now. I'm just trying to make a run of it."
"That's the story you're going with?" Ashe asked, and Ramon was ready to jump in to defend himself, but she stopped him with a nod, "Alright then…that would explain why you're half horse where it counts…and the multiple girlfriends."
Ramon blinked as he suddenly became the one questioning the whole scenario, "Just like that? You're not gonna call me a liar, or demand that I give you some proof?"
Ashe shrugged, "Honestly, at this point, it doesn't matter if you're telling the truth or not. But you being a sex demon fits every peculiarity you've demonstrated so far."
Ramon scoffed in disbelief before laughing and shaking his head, "Alright then, that makes my job infinitely easier."
"Good, now that we got that nonsense out of the way, you can tell me how we're going to save our damn farm," Ashe muttered as she stepped back up and stared Ramon in the eyes.
"Well if you give me a second," Ramon muttered as he was about to pull up his system before pausing, 'System, is there any way I can share the window with Ashe?'
[Eh, sure, why not?]
The screen opened in front of Ramon, but he was too busy watching Ashe's reaction as she flinched and swore, "Son of a bitch, little warning would be nice."
Ramon chuckled before turning his attention back to the screen, checking out what he could do with his newfound property.
[Property: Ode Farm]
Type: Commercial [Farm]
Tier I: Upgrade cost [$5,500,000]
Maintenance: $2,500,000
Acreage: 250
[Staff(+)]
Farm Hands: 0/20 [$45,000]
[Equipment(+)]
[Treatments(+)]
[Buildings (+)]
[Crops(+)]
"What the hell am I looking at?" Ashe muttered, her eyes looking to be focused on something off in the distance, but Ramon knew she was staring at the same screen as him.
"This is the property screen. Using this, I can spend my money to buy things to run the farm. Just mentally click one of the plus icons, and it should bring up a catalogue listing what we can buy. How about we start with crops?"
"Alright," Ashe muttered somewhat hesitantly before following Ramon's instructions, only to be stunned into silence as a second later, as a seemingly endless list unfurled in front of her very eyes, "Oh my lord, this is almost too much."
Ramon couldn't help but agree with Ashe as he stared at the countless seeds they could buy, broken down by different species, variants, and hybrids, "I'm out of my depth here. Got any suggestions?"
Ashe could only shake her head slowly, "I'm gonna need a couple of hours at least to look through all of this. I don't even want to imagine what all the other tabs have in stock."
"Fair, but I think it's in our best interest to stick with our original plan," Ramon suggested, "But this time instead of doing all the work ourselves, we use the system as a proxy. Kinda like a tutorial to familiarize ourselves with the ins and outs."
"I am more than okay with that," Ashe muttered, "We already got the seed, and I flooded the field a few days ago, so it should be good for planting. What we need to address is the lack of nutrients in the soil, and the fact that we need to germinate several thousand seeds."
"If I were a betting man, I would guess that Treatments might have something to fix our fertilizer issue, as for germination, a greenhouse would be best, so that way we can maintain ideal conditions for seedlings."
"You start browsing in the building tab, then, while I look up what treatment has to offer," Ashe delegated their responsibilities as she started navigating the system as if she had been using it all her life.
Watching her fixation, Ramon couldn't help but grin, "Sounds like a plan."